[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com

SO WHO’S READY FOR A MIGHTY BOOSH DÆMON AU??? Hell fucking yeah. Because dæmon AUs are THE BEST and I love them, and I don’t think there exists one yet for the Boosh! Which is shocking. (Psst, those of you who don’t know His Dark Materials; you don’t really need to, a quick wiki of dæmon will serve you just fine)

Title: Wild Above Rule or Art
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, but only in a very gen preslashy way
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: But no, that isn’t right; that story’s been told before, and elsewhere. Let me try again.

Or: there are many universes and many continuities; when your soul lives outside your body, some things change. An exploration of possibilities.
Rating: G
Word count: 8298

‘I need a gesture, little man’, says Howard. His Mathilde is on the ground at his side, though Howard usually carries her himself, her little paws splayed firm on the dirty wet brick amongst grit and greasy takeaway wrappers and bottlecaps and fag ends. Her whiskers twitch, nervous.

Vince, more than likely, is going to do something stupid. He usually does. No-one ever taught him how to handle these kinds of situations, you see.

Julianuary

Jan. 24th, 2016 03:56 pm
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Julianuary
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Rating:  NC-17
Warnings:  RPF, explicit sex, drug mention, slurs, language
Summary:  Noel tells Julian about Julianuary and tries to celebrate while Julian reflects on their unique relationship.  PWP, but with lots of backstory and feelings.
Author's note:  I am bad at PWP, so this got a bit out of control.  Thank you, Bluey for reading 8,000 rough drafts of this and helping me to actually finish it before Julianuary ended!  This story is naturally dedicated to all the filthy perverts who ogle Julian Barratt on a regular basis.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/109820.html
[identity profile] candiedkitty.livejournal.com
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] candiedkitty at The Mighty Boosh Baby Ch 1
Title: The Mighty Boosh Baby Chapter 1
Fandom: The Mighty Boosh, Howince
Characters: Howard, Vince, Naboo, Bollo, Lance
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Rating: NC-17
Summary: So I like to think that Howard and Vince are a dysfunctional married couple for the entire series. I may even rewrite some episodes with that little element for fun. But for now, here's this thing. I saw some requests on forums and thought what the heck, why not. Enjoy.
Genre: Comedy, Slash, Romance, Fluff
Warning: Contains lemon, mpreg
Word count: 1787
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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Surprise Package
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard is having a rubbish birthday. Then it gets better.
Rating: R (dicks doth touch but doth not penetrate in the nether regions)
Warnings: poorly written with too much dialogue
Length: about 3100 words
Spoilers:  See Rating
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do. Very happy.
Notes:  Huge apologies to Connie, for whom this was intended as a slightly late birthday present for this year but is now more of a slightly early present for Christmas or next birthday. Un-beta’d and endlessly tinkered with, so all constructive feedback will be gratefully received because it’s been so long since I finished a smutty story that I honestly don’t know whether I can actually write this stuff any more...

The view of London from the roof of the Nabootique is superb this evening: rooftops gleaming, a few lights already twinkling in windows, the sky still tinted with red and gold where the sun has just slipped over the horizon, the Moon smiling down with his chalky-white face.

But all of it might as well be Leeds in the drizzle as far as Howard Moon is concerned.

This has to be the most rubbish birthday he’s ever had, EVER, in all his... thirty-three, yes thirty-three (he glares at the Moon) years.

Even worse than last year’s, and that’s saying something.

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[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
More fic from me! Not any of the things I've been, you know, working on for the past three months, but rather a thing that I accidentally wrote because I have A LOT OF FEELS about jungle child Vince, and s3!Vince, and a criminal weakness for tragedy buttons centring around childhood and forgetting. Fluff and angst.

Title: To Jump on the Wind's Back
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, but it's pretty gen
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: G
Word count: 3,333
Summary: It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.

When Howard opened his eyes, it was to the weight of Vince kneeling across his hips and smiling down at him with such unadulterated sunshine that Howard felt briefly like he was eleven years old again, seeing that smile for the first time and unused to the force of it.
[identity profile] unishroom.livejournal.com
Title: The Willow Tree
Pairing: Howard & Vince
Warnings: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,022
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters! Don't sue me, I've got so much to give...
Summary: An exploration of the changing nature of Howard and Vince's relationship.

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[identity profile] bluestocking79.livejournal.com
Title: True North
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Peacockbluey/[livejournal.com profile] bluestocking79
Summary: Vince has a bit of an existential crisis. Howard struggles to understand extended fashion-based metaphors. Somehow, it all works out much better than either of them anticipated. Written with love for [livejournal.com profile] concupiscence66, who gave me the prompt, “Things you said when I was crying.”
Rating: Teen
Word count: 980
Warnings: None. Nothing here but fluffy angst! Or angsty fluff. One of those.
Notes: Connie gave me this prompt for a mini-fic a little while ago. It grew beyond a mini-fic, and yet not as long as a real fic, so it's combining both of those categories and yet isn't quite as satisfying as either. ;) But I hope you enjoy it anyway.

“Look… I know it’s a bit of a downer, but it’s not really the end of the world, is it? It’s just a white hair.”
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: The Colours of the Rainbow
Summary: There were a few of Uncle Walt’s pens left over...
Rating: G
Warnings: Extremely high calorie content. Bucket may be required.
Length: about 1630 words
Spoilers:  There is singing. And fluff.
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes:  This is from me to all of you for Valentine’s Day, although it’s not specifically set on that date, it’s just fluffy and daft. Apologies for my long absence from the writing arena. I have been writing, just not fiction. And I’m sorry for not organising a Valentine’s Day prompt fest this year, but there is such a lot of great prompting and writing going on anyway, we didn’t really need one!

The Colours of the Rainbow


‘Well, there we go, that’s a job well done, yes sir.’ Howard takes a final proud look at the beautifully colour-graded row of felt pens before waving goodbye to their owner and closing the door.
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[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hi all! I've just started a writing course and thought I wouldn't be doing any fantiction for a little while and instead one of my first pieces ended up being about Howard and Vince. It figures.
So here it is:

Title: Twenty Questions
Rating: G
Summary: Vince plays twenty questions.

The Linky-dink: http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/28949.html

Ta.
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
I wrote approximately a billion Booshfics here back in 2007/2008; now I return with a little piece of ridiculous fluff

Title: The Leathery Man-Witch and the Hoary Old Yeti
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
Rating: PG
Word count: 1913
Author’s Note: Takes place some years post-S3. Though this doesn't come up at all in the fic, I imagine by this point the Nabootique has gone under, and Naboo is instead running a delivery service for specialty shaman products. Howard and Vince, natch, are the delivery boys.

Fic lives over here!
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Cake in the Hand is worth Two in the Fridge
Summary: Vince is depressed about his imminent birthday. Howard’s plan to cheer him up doesn’t quite work out as expected
Rating: G
Warnings: Excessive sweetness
Length: about 1940 words
Spoilers:  Vince does get cheered up in the end. So does Howard
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: I started this for the lovely Bluey’s birthday and then got hopelessly overtaken by events and never finished it. Bluey, I am so sorry, this is way too late to be officially a birthday fic but I hope it makes you smile anyway, short and simple though it is.
(I based Howard’s cake on this recipe, and Leroy was inspired by this genius cake which you might just recognize!)

A Cake in the Hand is worth Two in the Fridge

‘So...’ Howard asks, adding sugar to Vince’s breakfast tea, ‘what do you want to do for your birthday this year, Vince? Seeing as you’ll be turning...’

Vince looks warningly at Howard.

Howard looks warningly at the fourth wall.

‘Thirty-two tomorrow,’ Vince and Howard say in unison.

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Going Bananas
Summary: Bollo gets a Valentine. Naboo gets the hump.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: drug use, drunkenness, soppiness
Length: about 4000 words
Spoilers: Vince and Howard get something too. This is Valentine’s Day fic, after all
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: a very late fill for a V-Day prompt in which Bollo gets a Valentine. A bit rough and ready, un-beta’d, but it’s been languishing in a notebook for two years and it’s about time I shared it, so here you go, have some shameless fluff. Concrit welcome, don’t worry, I can take it!

Going Bananas

‘Here we go again,’ Howard sighs, as Vince’s excited footsteps clatter up the stairs to the flat.

Naboo rolls his eyes. ‘Just don’t encourage him, OK? Let’s just stay calm, get this over with for another year.’

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Good Party, 4/4
Summary: Some more deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: NC-17 for this part
Warnings: References to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody, although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 1730 words
Spoilers:  It does take longer for Naboo...
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Thanks for reading. And for waiting for such an age for me to finish writing the smutty parts. (I’m still not entirely happy with the smut so if anyone would like to suggest improvements, feel free!) At some point there will be a plothole-filling followup (for the sake of my own sanity) to bridge the gap between this story and Naboo’s execution. Tony is giving it the full benefit of his brand of unique thinking. Meanwhile, back to the shaman smut...

A Good Party, 4/4

‘I give up. It’s takin’ too long.’ Naboo heaves a huge sigh, and flops back against the pillows.
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Spring Sunset

May. 21st, 2014 02:22 am
[identity profile] engel-sehnsucht.livejournal.com
Title: Spring Sunset
Pairing: Noelian
Summary: Noel's birthday isn't complete without Julian
Rating: U/G
Warnings: none
Notes: just a fluffy little piece for Noel's birthday. I don't own any people mentioned or The Mighty Boosh. I'm not making any money from this, I'm just playing. This never happened (to our knowledge). Cross-posted to AO3.

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Bit Rubbish, Four Christmases Hence
Summary: Naboo and Saboo are looking after the twins while Dennis does his Christmas shopping
Rating: G
Warnings: Fluffy.
Length: about 2050 words
Spoilers:  Vince and Howard help out
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Yes, I know. Christmas fic when it’s nearly midsummer? I’ve gone wrong. But this was the almost-finished-est thing in my WIP file and although it isn’t in the least bit smutty, I wanted to post something for [livejournal.com profile] concupiscence66 to cheer her up. Connie, I hope this does the job and I promise I’m working on both Howince and Snaboolio smut as well!

This is a followup to ‘A Bit Rubbish’ and the ending in particular will make more sense if you’ve already read that story. Easiest place to find it all is on AO3 (not locked): A Bit Rubbish and I will add this to it in due course. Apologies to [livejournal.com profile] life_downsized for still not having written the wedding I promised; and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] castie67 for suggesting we have a followup with the shamen wrangling twins...

A Bit Rubbish, Four Christmases Hence

‘Daddy!’

Howard stirs and mutters, not wanting to waken from his comfortable after-lunch doze on the sofa.Read more... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: I’m Filthy Like An Old Shoe
Summary: The Hitcher and Eleanor are gone, but Howard can still detect them
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: bad language, very mildly sexual nudity, references to drug-taking, slight hint of self-harm
Length: about 2350 words
Spoilers: Plan Pony to the rescue! No actual smut in this story (but there could be a smutty follow-up if anybody wants one...)
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] life_downsized! Sorry this is a bit late and not my bestest bit of writing ever, but it’s a gesture... I hope you had a day filled with all things that are good!

I’m Filthy Like An Old Shoe

The Nabootique shutters squeak and clang as Vince pulls them down and locks them over the windows.

Despite Vince’s best efforts at scrubbing, the message ‘Howard Moon Licks Balls For Money’ can still be read. But it doesn’t make Vince snigger. Not any more.

He sighs, and goes back inside to turn the shop sign round to ‘Closed.’

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Good Party, 3/4
Summary: Some more deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: R-ish for this part
Warnings: References to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody, although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 1400 words
Spoilers: Saboo wakes up with a hangover, but Naboo finds a way to take his mind off it
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Thanks for reading. There is one more chunk still to come, after which there may or may not be a follow-up, depending on how distracted I get by all the other plot bunnies I’ve got lurking in my notebook...

A Good Party, 3/4

Ouch.

My head hurts.

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Good Party, 2/?
Summary: Another deleted scene from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: This bit’s PG-13, if that, but there is smut to come...
Warnings: A tiny bit of bad language
Length: only about 800 words
Spoilers: Someone falls asleep
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Yes, I know, it’s been forever since I updated this. Part 1 is here if you need to refresh your memory. This is a paltry short segment but there is a juicy chunk of dialogue already written for the next post; I just need to make myself punctuate it. I hope I haven’t taken Saboo too far out of character in this chapter. In his defence (and mine), he is still very drunk...



‘Nice room.’ Naboo looks at the double bed, and raises an eyebrow. ‘Thought you might get lucky, did you?’
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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Keep Your Hair On
Summary: Vince has a terrible nightmare
Rating: let’s call it R to be on the safe side
Warnings: a bit of swearing, a bit of blood, and a few other bodily fluids as well
Length: just short of 3000 words
Spoilers: Things get better once Howard manages to wake Vince up
Disclaimer: Vince and Howard are not mine. I wish they were – I would love to be able to create original characters who are so deeply engaging – but I have no rights in them, I just borrow them to play with from time to time.
Notes: written in response to this post on tumblr. It was weeks ago and everybody except me has probably forgotten about it, but better late than never, right?

Keep Your Hair On

All heads turn towards the doorway when Vince enters the room.

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