[identity profile] squishyturtle.livejournal.com
Title: Domesticity, Part 4 of 4
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word Count: 3650
Rating: R. For reals now, there's bumming. Possibly NC-17, but I think it's not explicit enough for that?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, and no harm or profit is intended.
Summary: Howard and Vince's epic quest for sexy times… In which Howard is awkward, emotionally retarded and sexually frustrated, Vince is unexpectedly maternal, jealous, and sexually frustrated, Gregg is adorable and excitable, and everyone is naked at least once.

Author's Notes: Yeeeaah, the pictures have the same non-explicit-sex-scene rating. Coughcough.
Also IT'S OVEEEERRR. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] ftw302 for being responsible for the whole damn thing in various ways, and [livejournal.com profile] eggnogged for betaing, and everyone who read it (comments = love).
Oh! And it's a reference to this, if you don't pick it up. (Better version of the song here, but that one doesn't have the bit I'm talking about).

Part 4: Vince gets romantic, then disturbed, then pissed off, then worried, then jealous, and then he pops a cherry. )
[identity profile] squishyturtle.livejournal.com
Title: Domesticity, Part 3 of 4
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word Count: 2220
Rating: R (overall, anyway)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, and no harm or profit is intended.
Summary: Howard and Vince's epic quest for sexy times… In which Howard is awkward, emotionally retarded and sexually frustrated, Vince is unexpectedly maternal, jealous, and sexually frustrated, Gregg is adorable and excitable, and everyone is naked at least once.

Author's Notes: This part is all short, but it leads to 'chapter 4: sexing', so hold out for that.
Part 3: Howard and Vince get parental in public and make plans for future sexing.  )

 

[identity profile] squishyturtle.livejournal.com
Title: Domesticity, Part 2 of 4
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Word Count: 4100
Rating: R. I said 'penis' (teehee!).
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, and no harm or profit is intended.

Summary: Howard and Vince's epic quest for sexy times… In which Howard is awkward, emotionally retarded and sexually frustrated, Vince is unexpectedly maternal, jealous, and sexually frustrated, Gregg is adorable and excitable, and everyone is naked at least once.

Author's Notes
: The pictures get a bit more naughty here, maybe don't read it at your Granny's house.

Part 2: Vince gets sentimental about Howard's virginity, Howard worries himself celibate, and they both get cockblocked by Murphy's Law. Also Howard is allergic to his feelings. It's a condition, he's got a note and everything.  )
[identity profile] squishyturtle.livejournal.com
Title: Domesticity, Part 1 of 4
Pairing: Howard/Vince (implied past Howard/Old Gregg)
Word Count: 2700
Rating: Probably R. Or at least it will be by the end.
Warning(s): Will give you the diabeetus.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of it, and no harm or profit is intended.

Summary: Howard and Vince's epic quest for sexy times… In which Howard is awkward, emotionally retarded and sexually frustrated, Vince is unexpectedly maternal, jealous, and sexually frustrated, Gregg is adorable and excitable, and everyone is naked at least once.

Part 1: Howard and Vince discover their libidos and make out in inappropriate places. )
[identity profile] squishyturtle.livejournal.com
Title: These Boots are Made for... uh...
Pairing: Vince/Howard... /boots
Summary: Howard takes Vince shoe shopping. It's a bit too exciting.
Word Count: 3600 + picspam
Rating: R, to be safe
Warnings: boot fetish (fairly tame though, nothing outrageous)
Disclaimer: I own none of it, no profit made and no harm or insult intended. I don't own any of the images either.

I hope you like boots. )
[identity profile] silver-falcon24.livejournal.com
 Title: The Red Boots
Warnings: nothing
Fandom: Mint Royale
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3500
Summary: Nick gets a call, and Art gets his way
Disclaimer: Any recogniseable features don't belong to me. I just like to play
AC: I'm going home for a bit tomorrow morning, so my irregular timeframe may become even more irregular. For those actually keeping up with this, I'm sorry.

Prologue I Chapter One I Chapter Two I Chapter Three
 
[identity profile] silver-falcon24.livejournal.com
Title: The Red Boots
Warnings: More buildup. Sorry guys
Rating: PG
Fandom: Mint Royale
Disclaimer: Any recogniseable features dont belong to me, i'm just playing. Any slip ups are my fault.
AC: Thanks one again to[livejournal.com profile] el_gardner , and my apologies to anyone keeping an eye on this and getting annoyed at my false promises. RL has become a tyrant, but i'll do my best to give you two slices of pie a week. Even if it's a little out. No pics this time round. I've done myself a disservice and managed to illustrate pics for much later, and i've no time at the moment to sketch ones out for current chapters. I will later though. So if you're ever in the mood for a reread, haha, there'll be something new. Anyway, thanks for reading x

Prologue I Chapter One I Chapter Two I

Follow the link to Chapter Three

 

[identity profile] silver-falcon24.livejournal.com
Title: The Red Boots
Warnings: this one's pretty tame. Its more a build up chapter.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Any recognisable material is not intended to interfere with the owners copyright. I am simply trying to celebrate their good work. :D See if you can pick the references. 
Summary: All it takes is something interesting
AC: Once again thanks go to [info]el_gardner , for betaing this into shape. Sorry this is so late, things got away from me. Posting should resume as normal from here on. (friday) This is where you need to start to suspend your sense of reality and welcome to mine.


Prologue I Chapter One


Follow the link to Chapter Two
[identity profile] luridlolly.livejournal.com
Here are three short dialogue fics with illustrations by [livejournal.com profile] ftw302 on the theme of "Howard and Vince take new jobs!" COME WITH US NOW ON A JOURNEY THROUGH JOBS AND OCCUPATIONS!!!

Title: Electricians
Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard and Vince as electricians
Word Count: ~600
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: All rights to The Mighty Boosh belong to Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, and Baby Cow, and I make no profit from being ridiculous.

I am electrician boy! I am electrician girl!


Title: Librarians
Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard and Vince as librarians
Word Count: ~500
Rating: G
Disclaimer: All rights to The Mighty Boosh belong to Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, and Baby Cow, and I make no profit from being ridiculous.
Author’s Notes: Writing by me, illustration by [livejournal.com profile] ftw302 WOO, TEAMWORK!

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!


Title: Sheep Farming
Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard and Vince as sheep farmers
Word Count: ~600
Rating: PG-13 (for implications of bumming!)
Disclaimer: All rights to The Mighty Boosh belong to Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, and Baby Cow, and I make no profit from being ridiculous.
Author’s Notes: Again, writing by me, illustrations by [livejournal.com profile] ftw302! Together, we are know as "Those Two" and we get together and fight crime. By which I mean eat candy and make dirty jokes :D

Baaaaaah!
[identity profile] thieving-gypsy.livejournal.com
Title: Furvert
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard and Vince are forced to take jobs as Bluecoats at a shabby Pontin's holiday camp in Norfolk when the Nabootique burns down... but ~*~strange desires~*~ awake in Howard the first time he puts on his Captain Croc suit.
Wordcount: 1725
Rating: R
Challenge: #24, holidays.
Disclaimer: Not mine. And apologies to CDN and OTB for raping their beautiful genre. ;)
Notes: Another massively belated secret santa thingy, for [livejournal.com profile] summoner_alex, who demanded FURRIES. D: So, HAPPY VD! ♥

(PS: This is an ACTUAL PLACE and I know this because I was named Holiday Princess there in the second week of July, 1992. \o/ But if you want to go there you're shit out of luck because it's closed down. I don't suppose that many people want to get fenced in with razor wire to a knockoff Butlin's in NORFOLK so they can drink overpriced Babycham while perverts in plushysuits molest their children in the ballpond.)

Don't vote for this. Don't even read it. XD )

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