Little House of Savages - Part 5: Jones' Birthday

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Title: Little House of Savages - Part 5: Jones’ Birthday

Pairing or Characters: Dan/Jones

Summary: Jones is legal now, so ... party down.

Word Count: This part: 2400-ish (Total thus far: 9050-ish)

Rating: R

Warnings: A fair number of swears, some mention of boobies, vague talk of past sexual experiences, and fake orgasm noises.

Disclaimer: If I owned Dan and Jones, all of this would be canon by now.  Unfortunately, they still belong to Morris and Brooker and Barratt and Fielding (who, I might add, aren’t even using them). I’m making no money off of this. Please don't sue me. I just want to love you and play with your characters like paper dolls (since you won’t).

Author’s Notes:  I owe beta credit for this part (and all the others) to the lovely Kelsey.  I’m sorry I keep spoiling all the best parts for you and taking way too long to pass things on after cliffhangers!  You are the best!  (I did look up the lap dance thing.  You were right; though it’s still more expensive than you might have thought.)

Onward! To the party!