booshslashhaven | Forms Of Forms Of Communication Two(part one)

Ok so I was going to post this in one part BUUUUUT I can't think of anything right now so to tide y'all over, I'm posting what i have now! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
Title: Forms Of Communication Two
Author: circus_freak92
Pairing: Howince
Rating: PG-14 (For Swearing)
Warnings: Slash Un-Beta’d
Disclaimer: I don't own the Boosh, no matter how hard I wish.
Summary: Six Months after Forms Of Communication. Lydia shows up at the shop, but not to get Howard back, to give him the gift of his life.
Author's Notes: This was written really fast…. So be easy on it
Words: 2052
Comments: appreciated :)

The First one: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/708226.html#cutid1

Howard had opened up shop and was dancing to some Jazz, Vince was still asleep in their now shared bed. They had gone out, it was their six-month anniversary. Vince was just nursing off a powerful hangover. Girls and boys had stopped fawning over Vince once word got out he was taken. Howard loved the fact that when he went out people knew him, though mostly because people found it hard to believe that a man like Howard had made a man like Vince settle down. Naboo walked in through the front door coming into the shop through the side door.
“Oi Howard! Your scaring away all the costumers with your creepy Jazz dancing” The lisp-y shaman yelled over the ‘Weather Report’
“It’s not creepy, if anything its too sexual” Vince said walking into the room, Howard quickly turned the Weather Report off, not wanting Vince to get a bad reaction, he smiled as Vince walked up and kissed him softly. Naboo rolled his eyes.
“Yeah whatever just cut it out, yeah Howard?”
“Alright Naboo”
Vince smiled and began riffling through the shirt rack.
“How’s your head?” Howard walked over to stationary village
“Better then I thought it would be. Didn’t even need a resolve. What time is it anyway?”
“About noon”
“What time did we get in last night?”
“Not that late, I think we got in at one”
Just as Vince was about to open his month to reply the doorbell signaled someone entered the shop, which was a good thing because that was starting to be a boring conversation, Howard’s jaw dropped, and Vince’s eyes got wide. Both men looked at Lydia then at her big pregnant stomach.
“Lydia?”
“Hey Howard… I uhm I have a surprise for you” She smiled awkwardly.
“Yeah I can see that” He walked over and hugged her.
“Yeah uh what you doin’ here anyway?” Vince didn’t mean to sound as mean as he did but he knew that no matter how much he loved Vince, Howard would never leave a woman he got Pregnant alone.
“Vince!” Howard gave him a look, and Vince glared
“Yeah I’ll be up stairs” He ran up the stairs two steps at a time.
“I’m really sorry about that” Howard then returned his gaze to Lydia.
“It’s ok he has the right to be suspicious. But I’m not here to get you back. I was gonna call you earlier but I didn’t know how to tell you. I didn’t want to tell you that almost as soon as we... well were together so to speak I got pregnant… I thought it would scare you away. But Howard… I can’t take care of a baby all on my own”
“I-I can’t leave Vince”
“I’m not asking you too” She put her hands up in defense. “I’m asking if you maybe wanted to have the baby… if…. If not we could always go for adoption” She looked Howard right in the eyes pleading him to make the decision for them. “Only I don’t want to go with adoption because that would mean I would never get to see the baby... and I would like to be part of its little life… just not be a main part”
“I... I would like to have the baby... but it’s a really big decision Lyd. I’d have to ask Vince... and Naboo and Bollo.”
Lydia’s eyes dropped…
“I understand... I’m staying with my sister” She handed Howard a piece of paper. “Call me when you make up your mind” Howard nodded.
As soon as the door shut behind Lydia, Howard flung himself at the door and locked it turning the sign over. They hadn’t had someone in all day so really what would it matter if he closed early. He ran upstairs out of breathe by the time he slid infront of Vince on the couch. Vince had much the same face on as he did six months earlier when Howard had opened the door on that fateful day the had finally gotten together.
“What did she want” Vince cast his gaze somewhere else his voice spiteful
“She wants… she wants me… us to keep the baby”
That got Vince’s attention his head shot towards Howard.
“What? She wants us to keep the baby?” Vince sounded excited which made Howard happy.
“Yeah”
“And she doesn’t want to steal you from me?” Again Howard smiled, knowing he was loved
“No” He laughed, “She wants us to keep the baby because she can’t and she doesn’t want adoption because she still wants to be a part of the baby’s life”
“I… do you want the baby? Because I want whatever will make you happy Howard”
“It’s a big decision… but yes I want this baby Vince”
“Well then its ok with me... Hey Howard?
”Yeah?” Howard smiled at his lover
“We’re going to be dads!” Vince threw his arms around Howard’s neck and smiled and they held each other. Howard had picked Vince up and swung him around, Vince arms still around his neck. He plopped Vince down just as Naboo and Bollo walked up the stairs.
“Hey Naboo, Bollo guess what?” Vince practically skipped over to the shaman and his familiar.
“What is it Vince? Bollo asked taking Vince’s hand
“Me and Howard… We’re gonna have a baby!”
“Your pregnant?” Naboo asked skeptical.
“No” Howard gave him a ‘WTF?’ “Lydia My Ex-Fiancée is pregnant”
“Oh right” Naboo smiled and started to walk towards his room, beckoning Bollo as he went.
“You don’t mind do you?” Howard called after him. Naboo turned towards them when he got to his door.
“No baby can be as annoying as you were, Howard, when you drank the water from the fountain of Youth!” Bollo just nodded beside him. Vince giggled beside him, casting a side-glance at Howard.

Naboo and Bollo had promised to smoke their special blend outside if Howard built them a little green house out back, and Vince didn’t mind sharing the room with the baby until the little human was old enough to have its own room, and when that time came they would have to clear out the storage room beside their bedroom. Howard was on the phone with Lydia almost immediately after talking with everyone. They wanted to meet somewhere, so Howard suggested a small café not far from each of their house. Howard and Vince set out as soon as the phone was hung up, smiling the entire walk there. The both ordered a small coffee, and they were casual sipping in silence when Lydia walked up. She sat down and gave a small smile to both the men.
“So?” she asked
“We would love to have the baby!” Howard smiled holding one of her hands.
“Really? Oh my god Howard Thank you!” she got up and hug them both tightly. “Oh you don’t how much I appreciate this.” She looked at Vince and hugged him tightly again whispered in his ear. “I thank you the most. Howard would have kept the baby, but you didn’t have to. Its not you flesh or blood, you have no responsibility, yet you still want to keep it. Why?”
Vince whispered back his reply.
“Howard is my family, so the baby will be my family. There’s one thing I learned by being raised in the forest. Its not flesh and blood that’s makes a family, its how you feel about them. My family has a number of animals, and an old singer. If this baby is Howard’s then the baby is my family too”
Lydia started to cry into Vince shoulder. Whispering her thanks to him as he held her close. Howard smiled as he watched. Lydia pulled away from Vince and looked to Howard.
“Uh when are you due?” He asked her a little awkwardly
“I’m nine months now so anytime”
“I think you should stay with us then” Both Lydia and Howard’s eyes nearly popped out of their head’s.
“What? Really?” Both said
“Yeah, I want to be their when our baby is born Howard she should stay with us. Naboo won’t mind. And I’m sure Lydia won’t either… unless she has a problem with apes”
“No…no I couldn’t I wouldn’t want to impose” Vince shook his head.
“You won’t be” He was very instant. “Come on let’s get you stuff from your sisters”

So it was decided Lydia would be staying with them until the baby was born. They got her clothes. When they returned to the flat, Howard and Vince put her bags into their room.
“Vince you really didn’t need to do this”
“Yes I did. I want you to be happy, and I… I trust her. She won’t try anything”
“Uh Vince where are we going to sleep?” Howard asked looking around their room, much bigger now that they had pushed the beds together.
“The couch is a pullout” Vince rolled his eye like it was obvious.
“Since when?”
“Since forever!”
“Vince why didn’t you tell me? All those nights I spent on the couch when you brought home all those….” Howard lost his voice by the look on Vince face. He hated being reminded about that point in his life. “I’m sorry”
“Its ok” Vince nodded and walked over to Howard hugging him “I’m with you now. Now and forever”
Lydia cleared her throat, and the two jumped apart.
“I just wanted to thank you two again” She walked over to bed and looked at it a little uncomfortable.
“D-don’t worry we change the sheets” Howard blurted out
“And flipped the mattress”
“And change the sheets again”
“And bleached the sheets”
“And bought new sheets”
“Just so you wouldn’t be uncomfortable”
“Oh” She blushed a little “thanks”

Vince and Lydia got on fine while she as pregnant, which surprised Howard, because Vince was a very jealous man. One time at a club, and this surprised Howard quite a bit, a nu-rave girl was hitting on him and Vince punched her, right in the mouth. They both ran out of the dance club with fear of security. But Vince and Lydia did really well together. Howard thought it was mostly because Lydia craved sweets the most… and sugary things in general, so Vince spent most of his time with her at sweet shops or sitting around the house eating cake. It had been about a week since Lydia moved in, Howard was sent out on another sweets run, which meant he would probably be back in an hour at least, Lydia was in the kitchen baking a cake in the mean time and Vince was watch Colubus in the living room.
“UH Vince?” Lydia called from the living room a slight panicked tone in her voice.
“Yeah?” Vince called back
“I need you to come here!”
Vince looked at the kitchen in a questioning way and got up, stalking towards the kitchen.
“Yeah what is it Hun?” Vince walked in looking at Lydia as she held the chair, her legs wobbling.
“I need to go to the hospital” Vince rushed over to hold her up.
“My water broke Vince, FUCK! Where’s Howard?”
“AT the shop! I’ll call his mobile. Tell him to meet us at the hospital.” He put her in the chair she was leaning on “Sit here I’ll get Naboo”
Vince went running down the hall and crashed into Naboo's room. ”Naboo, Nabooilo! I need you!”
Naboo looked up from his magazine.
“I thought Howard was at the shop getting you sweets? I’m not summoning you two anymore!”
”NO! We need to get Lydia to the Hospital! Her water broke! Please! There’s no time! We need to go!”
“Ok, ok!” Naboo was out of his bed and walked out with Vince to the kitchen Calling for Bollo, to come help Lydia to the carpet.
“No, it’s not safe! Vince I can’t go on the carpet”
“Come on Lyd, it’s the only way!”
Lydia bit her lip and then finally nodded. Bollo picked her up bridal style and they all moved to the carpet. They where in the air and Vince pulled out his phone and dialed Howard’s number with speed.
“Yeah Vince I’m getting you the Hula Hoops”
“Howard get to the Hospital Lydia’s in labor!”
“Sweet fuck! I’ll be right there” Howard hung up the phone.