[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com

SO WHO’S READY FOR A MIGHTY BOOSH DÆMON AU??? Hell fucking yeah. Because dæmon AUs are THE BEST and I love them, and I don’t think there exists one yet for the Boosh! Which is shocking. (Psst, those of you who don’t know His Dark Materials; you don’t really need to, a quick wiki of dæmon will serve you just fine)

Title: Wild Above Rule or Art
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, but only in a very gen preslashy way
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: But no, that isn’t right; that story’s been told before, and elsewhere. Let me try again.

Or: there are many universes and many continuities; when your soul lives outside your body, some things change. An exploration of possibilities.
Rating: G
Word count: 8298

‘I need a gesture, little man’, says Howard. His Mathilde is on the ground at his side, though Howard usually carries her himself, her little paws splayed firm on the dirty wet brick amongst grit and greasy takeaway wrappers and bottlecaps and fag ends. Her whiskers twitch, nervous.

Vince, more than likely, is going to do something stupid. He usually does. No-one ever taught him how to handle these kinds of situations, you see.

[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Surprise Package
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard is having a rubbish birthday. Then it gets better.
Rating: R (dicks doth touch but doth not penetrate in the nether regions)
Warnings: poorly written with too much dialogue
Length: about 3100 words
Spoilers:  See Rating
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do. Very happy.
Notes:  Huge apologies to Connie, for whom this was intended as a slightly late birthday present for this year but is now more of a slightly early present for Christmas or next birthday. Un-beta’d and endlessly tinkered with, so all constructive feedback will be gratefully received because it’s been so long since I finished a smutty story that I honestly don’t know whether I can actually write this stuff any more...

The view of London from the roof of the Nabootique is superb this evening: rooftops gleaming, a few lights already twinkling in windows, the sky still tinted with red and gold where the sun has just slipped over the horizon, the Moon smiling down with his chalky-white face.

But all of it might as well be Leeds in the drizzle as far as Howard Moon is concerned.

This has to be the most rubbish birthday he’s ever had, EVER, in all his... thirty-three, yes thirty-three (he glares at the Moon) years.

Even worse than last year’s, and that’s saying something.

Read more... )
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
More fic from me! Not any of the things I've been, you know, working on for the past three months, but rather a thing that I accidentally wrote because I have A LOT OF FEELS about jungle child Vince, and s3!Vince, and a criminal weakness for tragedy buttons centring around childhood and forgetting. Fluff and angst.

Title: To Jump on the Wind's Back
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, but it's pretty gen
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: G
Word count: 3,333
Summary: It’s easy to forget, sometimes, if you don’t have any reminders. Vince gets a reminder.

When Howard opened his eyes, it was to the weight of Vince kneeling across his hips and smiling down at him with such unadulterated sunshine that Howard felt briefly like he was eleven years old again, seeing that smile for the first time and unused to the force of it.
[identity profile] unishroom.livejournal.com
Title: The Willow Tree
Pairing: Howard & Vince
Warnings: None
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,022
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters! Don't sue me, I've got so much to give...
Summary: An exploration of the changing nature of Howard and Vince's relationship.

Read more )
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hello all,
As "Out" is now finished I thought I'd post it here.
Title: Out
Fandom: Nathan Barley
Genres: Romance, hurt/comfort, angst?
Pairing: Dan and Jones
Rating: M/ NC17
Warnings: This story contains sex scenes, violence, drugs, death, um... that makes it sound much darker than it is I swear and chapters with explicit sexy times are marked as such.
Additional Warning: Some chapters contain  ridiculous amoungs of fluff, sweetness and kittens. This could be upsetting for some people.

Kay, well, here we go, the link to chapter one (all the chapters are there in order):

http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/39142.html

Ta-ra my loves. xx
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Not A Pretty Story, 5/?
Summary: Vince and Howard have some important decisions to make
Rating: NC-17 overall, this chapter R maybe?
Warnings: overall the story contains accusations of bestiality, non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, blood, violence and a more than usually convoluted plot. This chapter is fairly harmless by comparison
Length: about 2400 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: thanks for the encouragement, dear reader – we are nearing the end now although I still don’t know exactly where that is. Sometime before the start of series 2, I guess.

Meanwhile it’s been a while since I posted, so here are links to previous chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Not A Pretty Story, 5/?

Vince wanders restlessly round his cluttered living room, picking up random things from the shelves and putting them down again.

Read more... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Not A Pretty Story, 4/?
Summary: Naboo has his reasons. Vince has a job to do. Howard has leaves in his hair.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: accusations of bestiality, non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, bodily fluids, violence, psychological torture and a more than usually convoluted plot. But thankfully no more tentacles for the time being
Length: about 2150 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: I am having big second thoughts about this story, but there are still some bits of it that I quite like, and anyway I hate to abandon a fic several chapters in, so I'm going to keep on keeping on until I get to the end. I really, really didn’t want to have to write the first bit of this chapter, but once I’d seen it I couldn’t un-see it. Poor Naboo. What is it about him that makes me want to give him such a hard time?

Not A Pretty Story, 4/?

If there’s one thing Naboo has learned from all this, it’s never to trust a pink ballbag alien when he says he can perform a memory-erasing spell.Read more... )

Bent Part 12

Oct. 17th, 2014 03:50 pm
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  Bent

Author:  Concupid

Pairing:   Howard/Vince

Rating: PG-13

Warnings:  angst and anger

Summary:  Vince makes some connections, Howard makes some chicken.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/101860.html

[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 2
Summary: The Board of Shamen are summoned, and things get confusing
Characters: Howard, Naboo, Bollo, Dennis, Tony Harrison and Saboo
Rating: PG-13 for language, bit of gore, nothing particularly graphic
Warnings: see Rating
Length: about 2700 words – blimey, where did all that come from? And it’s not as though anything has really happened yet
Disclaimer: I’m just an old fan having a slice of pumpkin pie, I make no profit and I make no claims of ownership over these characters
Notes: First of all, huge apologies for being so slow to write and post. Second of all, huge apologies for the lack of (a) plot advancement and (b) smut, although I may well write a spin-off for my own pleasure at some point. Third of all, apologies to the spirit of Douglas Adams, but that first line just popped into my head and I couldn’t un-think it. Fourth and lastly, this is un-beta’d and somewhat unpolished; please let me know if you find typos or continuity failures and I’ll do my best to fix them!

The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 2

‘We’ll hold a seance,’ Howard declared, jumping up and looking ridiculously pleased with himself.

Read more... )
 
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Not A Pretty Story, 3/?
Summary: Naboo gets rescued. Vince gets some answers. And someone gets a tentacle where the sun don’t shine.
Rating: NC-17 (this chapter probably more like R, but to be on the safe side...)
Warnings: accusations of bestiality, non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, blood, violence and a more than usually convoluted plot. Oh, and tentacles, did I mention the tentacles?
Length: about 1000 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: This never happened. But there has to be some reason why the zoo was closed, and how Naboo ended up on the Board of Shamen...

Not A Pretty Story, 3/?

‘Is this human bothering you, son?’Read more... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Not A Pretty Story, 2/?
Summary: Naboo has some bad memories. Vince has some unanswered questions. Howard has no trousers, no job and no friends. Summary of summary: this is not a cheery chapter.
Rating: R (and see the warnings)
Warnings: accusations of bestiality, off-screen non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, blood, mild threat/violence and a more than usually convoluted plot. Oh, and tentacles. The tentacles still haven’t appeared yet, but they will.
Length: about 1100 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: Un-beta’d: all errors and clunky sentences are mine. I apologize unreservedly to all Bob Fossil fans for making Bobby Bob Bob such a bad boy in this fic. Bless him, he’s just a big kid really, but... even kids sometimes pull the wings off flies...

Not A Pretty Story, 2/?

‘Oh, my little love muffin, I can’t fight it any longer, now that we’re alone again.’

Read more... or don't. I won't be offended. )
 
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Not A Pretty Story, 1/?
Summary: Naboo and Bob Fossil have just run over Bryan Ferry
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter, NC-17 overall
Warnings: this chapter's only a bit dark but overall there will be accusations of bestiality, non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, blood, violence and a more than usually convoluted plot. Oh, and tentacles
Length: about 570 words, just for starters
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: This has been lurking in my files for ages and it's time I bit the bullet and posted it even though I'm not sure I like it and I don't think you will either. Just remember, it never happened. Parts of it are distinctly unpleasant. I have no idea where those parts came from and I’m not sure I want to know. Un-beta’d: all errors are mine. Poor Naboo. I give him such a hard time...

Not A Pretty Story, 1/?

Naboo tried to run, but his robes tangled round his legs and brought him down.It gets worse... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Going Bananas
Summary: Bollo gets a Valentine. Naboo gets the hump.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: drug use, drunkenness, soppiness
Length: about 4000 words
Spoilers: Vince and Howard get something too. This is Valentine’s Day fic, after all
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: a very late fill for a V-Day prompt in which Bollo gets a Valentine. A bit rough and ready, un-beta’d, but it’s been languishing in a notebook for two years and it’s about time I shared it, so here you go, have some shameless fluff. Concrit welcome, don’t worry, I can take it!

Going Bananas

‘Here we go again,’ Howard sighs, as Vince’s excited footsteps clatter up the stairs to the flat.

Naboo rolls his eyes. ‘Just don’t encourage him, OK? Let’s just stay calm, get this over with for another year.’

Read more... )







 
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  One Night
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Howard/Vince
Rating:  NC-17
Warnings;  dicks doth touch!, angst
Summary:  Howard makes a hell of a gesture.
Author’s Note:  I really appreciate the feedback and general encouragement.  Here’s some angst and smut.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/97757.html
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hi, here's chapters six and seven of the story Anniversaries. This story is a little heavy going for my brain but I'm getting through it. And a huge thank you to the people who've read and commented on it so far! Big, squeezy internet cuddles for you.
So, the story...

Title: Anniversaries
Rating: M/R/N17
Genre: Angst
Chapters so far: 7

Links:
Six: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10271218/6/Anniversaries
Seven: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10271218/7/Anniversaries

Ta.

Anniversaries

Apr. 15th, 2014 07:39 pm
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Secrets and mystery and confusion, that was Vince. Howard had just never really appreciated how deep that went. Vince had never realised that Howard would be that good in bed, or that he'd want more than to be friends with benefits... and yet... (I don't know where this came from or where it's going! But it's a grown up story. Not so much romance and sweetness here.)

Title: Anniversaries
Author: RedChucks
Rating: M/R
Warnings: Sex!
The all important link to Fanfiction:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10271218/1/Anniversaries

Note from the Me: This is just proof that I shouldn't have bubble baths apparently. I went to relax and this happened instead. And I thought my last story (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10234174/1/The-Light-that-Rules-the-Darkness) was a dark one. This looks set to be a doozy. Sorry.
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Keep Your Hair On
Summary: Vince has a terrible nightmare
Rating: let’s call it R to be on the safe side
Warnings: a bit of swearing, a bit of blood, and a few other bodily fluids as well
Length: just short of 3000 words
Spoilers: Things get better once Howard manages to wake Vince up
Disclaimer: Vince and Howard are not mine. I wish they were – I would love to be able to create original characters who are so deeply engaging – but I have no rights in them, I just borrow them to play with from time to time.
Notes: written in response to this post on tumblr. It was weeks ago and everybody except me has probably forgotten about it, but better late than never, right?

Keep Your Hair On

All heads turn towards the doorway when Vince enters the room.

Read more... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 9/9: curtains
Summary: A few things need to be sorted out
Rating: G
Warnings: sweeeeet fluffffinesss... a large bucket may be in order
Length: a tad over 1500 words
Spoilers: Bet you can guess which two words end this!
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy
Notes: And so at last we reach the end. But as we all know, it’s not really the end. I’ve just stopped writing at what is a promising new beginning for all four of them, and am going to leave them to have all sorts of fun times without me eavesdropping on them or pointing cameras at them or making them broken and unhappy just so that I can put them back together and make them smile again. Not in this particular timeline, anyway...

Huge thanks to everyone who has stuck with this story right from its beginnings, and everyone who has discovered it since. It’s been a big part of my life for the past two years and I’m really happy that so many other people have enjoyed something that I created purely for my own amusement!

You can find the whole Enigma Variations story on AO3 here and the coda will eventually join it. Meanwhile here are links to the rest of the previous bits of this coda since it's rather spread out: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8. Once again, thanks for reading.

Enigma Variations, Coda, 9/9: curtains


vince has dark shadows under his eyes this morning

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: A Good Party, 1/?
Summary: Some deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: This part’s only PG but overall let’s call it NC-17 to be on the safe side
Warnings: references to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 2150 words
Spoilers: It was Saboo who organised the whole thing
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Don’t ask me where this came from, I was just innocently re-watching the beach volleyball scene for research purposes and before I knew it I had yet another version of my favourite pairing on my hands. And yes, I know I have now written myself into a huge plot-hole regarding the events surrounding Naboo’s almost-execution. But Tony Harrison assures me there is a perfectly logical explanation for said plot-hole, so one of these days I’ll write myself out of it! Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy the party...



‘It’s been a good party.’

‘It’s been a good party.’

If one more pissed shaman says that to me tonight, I’m going to empty what’s left of my drink over his or her head.

Read more... )

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