[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
... they're only drabbles. But they are the first actually writted-down fic I've written in months, so I'm going to post them as a reminder to myself to write more and better things over the coming weeks... months... years... who knows?
Anyway *clears throat nervously*:

Title: Drabble: Look At Them Shine
Summary: Vince has a guilty secret
Rating: PG-13, nothing explicit
Warnings: there are probably reasons nobody writes this particular Noelian pairing...
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: Honestly, I despair. I have writer’s block for months and THIS is how my muse chooses to return??? I’ve gone wrong. Still, beggars can’t be choosers, and even a hundred crappy words are a big improvement on no words at all...


Welcome! There are over seventeen – Oh, it’s you again.

I like your boots, look at them shine!

Stop primping your hair, vanity will get you nowhere. Look at me, I can give you what you want.

Take off your jacket... no, stop looking at your reflections, you haven’t put on weight since last week... now the shirt.

Ah. There’s a smear there. Let me wipe it away.

I know what you want – a good polishing. Yes. A rub with my softest cloth. A feel of my mirrorballs. A quick squirt. Oooh... warm...

Why have you never told me your name?


Title: Drabble: The End of the Road
Summary: The Moon didn’t need to see that.
Rating: PG-13, nothing explicit although it’s pretty dark
Warnings: character death
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: It’s good to be writing again. Apologies for the subject matter. I have a whole list of odd Noelian Boosh pairings to explore and I’m hoping perhaps some of them might give rise to something more substantial, also pleasanter to look at!

By the light of the full Moon... the main Moon... which is me... something crawls among the binbags in the dump.

It’s good that the Moon can’t smell the smells of Earth, just cheese. Up here is only cheese.

Rats like cheese. That down there is too big for a rat, jagged teeth glistening, one crazy eye reflecting my face.

A needle-clawed paw scrabbles at the air; a thin voice wails on the wind.

I turn away and sing a song.

After three songs, the wailing stops.

Sometimes, when you are the Moon, all you can do is look away.
[identity profile] manics-and-me.livejournal.com

Title: What Goes On The Roof, Stays On The Roof
Rating: T for language
A/N: I always thought when Howard said that^, it meant him and Vince should have lots of sexytimes on  the roof and then not acknowledge them. And so this was born.


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[identity profile] nonexistantpup.livejournal.com
Title: Basic Principals
Pairing or Characters: Dennis/Saboo ('tis a travesty, Sir! Naboo shall have my head.)
Summary: Dennis behaves in a very confusing manner. Saboo doesn't appreciate it. At all. No, really.
Word Count: 821 (thought it was about time I posted something non-massive)
Rating: PG, for a tiny, tiny grope.
Disclaimer: It. Ain't. Mine. In fact, it even goes against my own personal fanon. ^^' Still, shaman-slash is shaman-slash. 
Author’s Notes: This is set shortly after 'Party'. For the first booshbattle.
Prompt: Mighty Boosh, Dennis/Saboo, following orders


The Head Shaman looked unfazed, and patted his knees invitingly... )


And some droubles while I'm here! Why not.

Title: Taken
Pairing or Characters: Snaboolio (Naboo/Saboo. Now, that's more like it)
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG, for the minutest hint of D/s.
Disclaimer: The Boosh ain't mine, darlin'. If it was, this would be happening in actual episodes rather than just my fanciful writings.
Author’s Notes: Written for Boosh Shorts. Challenge 13: Films. The actual prompt was 'Beautiful Thing'.
Set shortly after Naboo's arrival on Earth.

On Earth, every sunset was different... )


Title: Official Snaboolio
Pairing or Characters: Snaboolio (Naboo/Saboo!), Dennis, the King, Tony Harrison. Also Noel and Julian
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG, for... a mention of shagging?
Disclaimer: The Boosh ain't mine, darlin'. If it was, this would have happened.
Author’s Notes: Written for Boosh Shorts. Challenge 13: Films. And this prompt was 'Breakfast on Pluto'.

"... cut to the shamanistic bumming..." )
[identity profile] perplexed-angel.livejournal.com
I come bearing early Christmas goodies for all your good little kiddies! I have a crack fluff fic and four Christmas themed drabbles to help get into the festive spirit ;) All fics are fakecut to my journal. I'm so behind on reading fic lately but I will catch up over the next few days!

Title: A COTTAGE FOR TWO♥
Pairing: Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 620
Genre: Crackfic... or the new genre of crackfluff... surely there's more of these out there somewhere?
Sumary: Dan comes home after a hard day's work only to recieve a not-so-pleasant surprise from Jones. Crack and fluff ensues.
Warnings: If boys loving, kissing or touching one another offends you then don’t read... If this is the case, I ask “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!” And for the first time I need to add a warning for sexy times.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either of them, I'm making zero profit and this never happened. The only thing I possess the rights to is my own imagination and personal belief that these two go at it like sex-crazed bunnies.
Author Notes: First attempt at anything remotely resembling crack. Heavy handed on the fluff but that was the point of this! Not to be taken seriously in any way, shape or form! Twas inspired by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand and her gorgeous Dan/Jones fic - source material can be found here! (Although I'm sure you all have already seen it)

The sun is just starting to set as Dan makes his way...


Drabbles: All for [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts Challenge 11: Festive Shorts all are rated PG-13
Sweet Tooth: Howince 100 words
Snow Antics: Howince 200 words
Christmas Wrapping: Howince 100 words
Erasing the Lines: Noelian 200 words

♥Merry Christmas everyone!
Yes I realise I went a little OCD crazy with the tags, shh! ^.^
[identity profile] knightaimee.livejournal.com


Title: Drabble. Point Your Silver Boots Away From Me and Walk

Word Count: 100
Pairing: Noel/Julian.
Rating: PG
Summary: If two people are so in-tune it’s only a matter of time before they begin to cancel each other out. Julian's POV.
Warnings: A sad Julian.
Disclaimer: I, in no way, own the Mighty Boosh, Julian Barratt or Noel Fielding. They own it, and themselves, entirely.

Authors Notes: Re-read a few of my favourite fics here today and started writing... ended up with this. Inspired by the common theme of Julian and Noel’s infinitesimal connection to each other, and what would happen if it should get lost. Un-beta’d, (sorry all). I admire all of your writings that I have been lucky enough to have read. I hope you enjoy my microscopic nugget of Boosh, too.

Comments/criticisms would be lovely. Thanks  :D  


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Drabbles 3x

Aug. 12th, 2009 06:20 pm
[identity profile] meobnal.livejournal.com
Three drabbles posted for this month's challenge @ [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts:

Title: I Love You
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Julian/Noel (one-sided)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt. The voices tell me so.
Author's Comments: Prompt: Game

I love you )

Title: Say Cheese
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Julian/Noel
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I own Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt. The voices tell me so.
Author's Comments: Prompt: Flower. Dedicated to *that* picture ;)

Say Cheese )

Title: High Voltage
Word Count: 100
Fandom: Mint Royale
Characters/Pairing: Bankrobber!Julian/Driver!Noel
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Could be interpreted as dub-con.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, they own me.
Author's Comments: Prompt: Danger.

High Voltage )

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Jul. 18th, 2009 12:04 pm
[identity profile] jazz-passion.livejournal.com


Title: Home
Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: A 200 word drabble about Howard not feeling to good leaving the Zooniverse.
Word count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own The Might Boosh. Never have, never will.
A/N: A little drabble I thought of while I've been bored and homesick.

 


 

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Jul. 16th, 2009 02:27 am
[identity profile] jazz-passion.livejournal.com
Title: Shake It
Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Drabble about Howard watching Vince 'shake it'
Word count: 200
Rating: PG just in case
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from The Mighty Boosh and I am certainly not making money with this. All characters are owned by Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding.
Author's Notes: Sorry to Kat, one of the mods, for posting this wrongly first time. The day I get the hang of technology will be the day I own The Mighty Boosh. Inspirerd by the song Shake It by Metro Station.



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Shake It )

 

[identity profile] glitter-slut-x.livejournal.com

TITLE: Seven Minutes In Heaven

SERIES: Appropriation Paradise

RATING: R

PAIRING: Noel/Julian, Dee/Sue, Noel/Dee

WORD COUNT: 700

GENRE: Drabble

WARNINGS: Femmeslash, implied het

SUMMARY: A collection of short stories and drabbles based on poetry/tales/songs by Mighty Boosh/RPS characters [made up by me], as well as pre-existing songs/poems in "real life".

DISCLAIMER: I'm $25,000 in debt, so don't bother sueing me. =)

A/N: First attempt at writing drabbles, be gentle.

 

 

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[identity profile] izzytheskittle.livejournal.com

Title: (As shown on links)
Pairing or Characters: 1. Noel/Julian 2. Howard/Vince 3. Howard/Vince
Summary: Three drabbles written for the Boosh Shorts challenge 'Fun and Games'.
Word Count: 100 each
Rating: 1. R 2. PG 3. PG
Warnings: 1. Light bondage 2. Implied reference to future sexy times 3. None
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people/characters mentioned in any of these drabbles. They were written purely for enjoyment, no profit is being made. 
 

1. Love Games

2. Scrabble

3. Naboo tries to help
 

[identity profile] meobnal.livejournal.com
Title: The Waiting Game
Author: Aeneus
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Old Gregg/Howard
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine
Author's Comments: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts's Challenge: Fun & Games.

The Waiting Game

X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts.
[identity profile] el-gardner.livejournal.com
Two drabbles written for 'challenge #3 - image' at [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts, and one that I didn't get written in time but is still the same prompt. All Noel/Julian and 100 words long. X-posted to various places.
Disclamer: I, of course, do not own Noel or Julian. In no way am I suggesting any of the following is true. No offence meant and no money is being made.

Title: White Knee-Highs
Rating: R
Julian likes Noel's white knee-highs )

Title: Accessories
Rating: R
Warning: Light bondage
Noel loves accessories )

Title: Caterpillar
Rating: PG (Noel/Julian only implied)
Julian feels dull compared to Noel sometimes )
[identity profile] meobnal.livejournal.com
Title: Permanent Stain
Author: Aeneus
Word Count: 100
Genre: RPS
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Rating: PG
Warning: ANGST
Disclaimer: Not true…But is it really not true?....It's not true.
Author's Comments: Challenge 2 – Food & Drink

Posted previously to [livejournal.com profile] boosh_shorts as my contribution for their March challenge 'Food & Drink'.

Follow the Fake Cut.
[identity profile] i-lie-better.livejournal.com
Raising Noel

Pairing: Noel/Julian
Rating: G
Word Count: A series of drabbles 100 words each, 300 words in total
Disclaimer: This is a complete work of fiction. No profit has been made.
A/N: Special thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rinoa_85 who noticed that Noel and Dee used the same eyeliner at the Groucho Club a while ago. Also the title was inspired by the movie Raising Helen, but other than that the story has no connection to it.
Summary: Change is inevitable. Change is good. Just not for everyone.

Link to my journal
[identity profile] colabottles.livejournal.com
Title: Each one is seperately named after the song it was inspired by.
Pairing:  Noelian
Summary: Last night I decided to write some drabbles, because I've never done it before. So I put my iTunes on shuffle and wrote about the songs that came on until I got bored! So here are there four 100-word drabbles that I wrote.
Word Count: 100 words each.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Just fluff, really!
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened and I don't own Noel or Julian.
Author’s Notes: I'm very apprehensive about posting this after the recent 'the quality is falling' talk, but there's no time like the present I guess! ;)



Click here to read! )
[identity profile] w0ndd3rl4nd.livejournal.com

i will start posting several at a time, so as not to fill up the page with all my nonsense. i promise.
for my [livejournal.com profile] drabble123 table.

Title: Sometimes.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] w0ndd3rl4nd
Fandom: Nathan Barley.
Characters/Pairing: Dan/Jones.
Table: Angst.
Prompt: Cruel.
Rating: PG.
Warnings: a couple of swearwords.
Word Count: 100.
Summary: Dan can be cruel.
Notes: This one didn't relate to the prompt as much as i'd hoped, and i don't know if i got Jones' POV right, so i guess it's not one of my favourites. But i still hope people enjoy it! x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] nakedskillsclub 

Sometimes. )
[identity profile] w0ndd3rl4nd.livejournal.com

Title: Caught In The Rain; part two.
Author:[livejournal.com profile] w0ndd3rl4nd
Fandom: Nathan Barley
Characters/Pairing: Dan/Jones .
Word Count: 100.
Summary: Things get fixed.
Notes: This isn't for my [livejournal.com profile] drabble123 table, but [livejournal.com profile] starofandromeda  requested that i fix things, so fix things i have!

 

Caught In The Rain; part two. )
[identity profile] w0ndd3rl4nd.livejournal.com
for my [livejournal.com profile] drabble123 table.

Title: Caught In The Rain.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] w0ndd3rl4nd
Fandom: Nathan Barley.
Characters/Pairing: Dan/Jones.
Table: Angst.
Prompt: Forsaken.
Rating: G.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 100.
Summary: Jones is locked out.
Notes: I didn't know what Forsaken meant, so i googled it and apparently as an adjective it means "deserted" or "abandoned". This is my interpretation... x-posted to [livejournal.com profile] nakedskillsclub

Caught In The Rain. )
[identity profile] kahvi.livejournal.com
Title: Howard's New Suit
Rating: PG
Pairing: Vince/Howard
Disclaimer: I don't own Boosh, it owns me. Unlike the Boosh boys, I don't make money from slash.
Notes: 100 words exactly, 'cause that's what I was taught that a drabble should be, back in the day (when we walked to school uphill both ways). Writing is slow these days (damn head-cold), so I've put this up to feel like I've done something. :p

Somehow, it managed to smell of libraries. )

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Oct. 19th, 2005 04:57 pm
[identity profile] jellyrabbit-92.livejournal.com
I had another go, but i'm not too sure about it. I liked that idea in Milky Joe.. :)

midnight barber )

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