[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Christmas Special of Glitter Chapter 3
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Howard/Vince
Rating:  PG-13
Summary:  Who can possibly help Howard and Vince with their new dilema?  Doesn't matter, they're just going to call Naboo as usual.
Author's note:  I don't know who I am any more, but thanks to Bluey for helping me keep the two Christmas eve body swap Howince stories straight.  Well, straight probably isn't the word...

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/109110.html
[identity profile] worriedeye.livejournal.com
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: worriedeye/bythepoweroftopshop

Summary: This isn't what I initially planned to write, but you know how sometimes you've an idea but when you start writing it becomes something else entirely.  I'm actually blaming this on all the recent Noel interviews and the mention of Monster Munch in his selfie.  I feel a bit odd today, my emotional response to that last Times interview in particular has left me feeling, I dunno, numb maybe.  It's weird.  I can't seem to find the words to describe how I feel so I wrote this instead.  Therefore I'm really, really sorry that it only develops the plot a little bit and I'm also sorry that I made it quite long.  Please know that it's just because I needed some fluff amidst my angst today.  I dearly hope you can all find something you can enjoy in it too.  Xx

Spolier:  This whole chapter is based on the quote: "I couldn't tell you what life was like before Julian.  He made me.  Out of scraps."

Rating: PG-13 because of death mention.
Word count: 2300 - whoops sorry. x
Notes: No character belongs to me as you well know.  Due to this post being too big for LJ and me not wanting to mess around with the html to get it smaller it's posted over on ArchiveOfOurOwn.  The link below will take you there :) x
Link to masterpost: here


"Arghhhhh!!  What's happening?!"

"What Vince?  What is it?"

"My face!  My face!"

Vince pushes himself out from under the mirror and darts to a stop a few metres away.  He throws his hands up to his face patting it frantically.  Howard drops the mirror flat onto it's back and rushes to join him making Vince quickly bury his head into his palms.

"No!  Don't look."

"Vince?"

"No, no, you can't.  I'm disgusting.  Don't look at me."

"Vince, let me see."

"I'm grotesque Howard, I'm a monster."

"Please, you gotta let me see."


[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Sorry this one took so long, guys!

Title: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom – Chapter 5
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir pre-slash
Summary: Howard is confronted by a denizen of the mirror world, and discovers someone else trapped there
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,127
Warnings: A bit of sexual aggression, but nothing worse than you'd see in the show

'Oh!' Vince's eyes went wide and excited, and he pushed himself off the wall in a sinuous arc of motion that started at his hips. 'I know, lemme show you something.' )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
... they're only drabbles. But they are the first actually writted-down fic I've written in months, so I'm going to post them as a reminder to myself to write more and better things over the coming weeks... months... years... who knows?
Anyway *clears throat nervously*:

Title: Drabble: Look At Them Shine
Summary: Vince has a guilty secret
Rating: PG-13, nothing explicit
Warnings: there are probably reasons nobody writes this particular Noelian pairing...
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: Honestly, I despair. I have writer’s block for months and THIS is how my muse chooses to return??? I’ve gone wrong. Still, beggars can’t be choosers, and even a hundred crappy words are a big improvement on no words at all...


Welcome! There are over seventeen – Oh, it’s you again.

I like your boots, look at them shine!

Stop primping your hair, vanity will get you nowhere. Look at me, I can give you what you want.

Take off your jacket... no, stop looking at your reflections, you haven’t put on weight since last week... now the shirt.

Ah. There’s a smear there. Let me wipe it away.

I know what you want – a good polishing. Yes. A rub with my softest cloth. A feel of my mirrorballs. A quick squirt. Oooh... warm...

Why have you never told me your name?


Title: Drabble: The End of the Road
Summary: The Moon didn’t need to see that.
Rating: PG-13, nothing explicit although it’s pretty dark
Warnings: character death
Length: 100 words
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: It’s good to be writing again. Apologies for the subject matter. I have a whole list of odd Noelian Boosh pairings to explore and I’m hoping perhaps some of them might give rise to something more substantial, also pleasanter to look at!

By the light of the full Moon... the main Moon... which is me... something crawls among the binbags in the dump.

It’s good that the Moon can’t smell the smells of Earth, just cheese. Up here is only cheese.

Rats like cheese. That down there is too big for a rat, jagged teeth glistening, one crazy eye reflecting my face.

A needle-clawed paw scrabbles at the air; a thin voice wails on the wind.

I turn away and sing a song.

After three songs, the wailing stops.

Sometimes, when you are the Moon, all you can do is look away.
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com

Title: Not Doing Anything (Seven Minutes)
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: Teen
Word count: 2260
A/N: Set ambiguously during the time they were at university together, as they apparently were in at least one continuity. Unfulfilled teenage tension, awww yeah.
Summary: Until ‘Howard and Vince!’ someone says, and laughs burst out around the circle. ‘Pff, like they’re not doing it already!’ laughs a girl, and Vince turns to see Howard’s face battling to decide whether it wants to turn red or white.

From the prompt 'Howard/Vince-- Seven Minutes in Heaven'

The laughter and chatter of the group of kids is muffled by the door and the heavy fabric of coats, but the dark, close space of the closet is full of breaths and heartbeats, and the awkward shift of Howard’s feet.

[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
And that's it! At least for now. The final chapter of this particular adventure.

Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3870, for this chapter

Chapter Six: In Which There is an Adventure, and Howard Becomes a Woman of Action
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
It's been stressful, and finally Howard and Vince get a chapter to kick back and have a bit of a cuddle. That's right, cuddling. I went on a bit of a cuddle overload for this chapter. ALL THE CUDDLING, and it's awesome.

Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 5051, for this chapter

Chapter Five: In Which There are Celebrations, and a Mistake is not Made
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Things are afoot in the world of Pea...

Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 4369, for this chapter

Chapter Four: In Which Howard's Transition Begins, and Much is Made of a Moustache
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
And back with the gender issues fic! This time with a lengthy appearence from the shaman with the golden wisdom and the Freddie Mercury moustache

Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3255, for this chapter

Chapter Three: In Which Magical Plans are Laid, and an Explanation is Owed
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Christmas Spirits
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13
Warnings:  language, non-explicit sex
Summary:  Dan makes a new year’s resolution.
Author’s note:  I finished my Christmas story before March!  I am a model of efficiency.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/104947.html
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3581, for this chapter

Chapter 2: In Which Names are Test-Driven, and the Benefits of Living With a Shaman Become Clear
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hello, up to chapter eight so thought I'd post the progress. It's up on Archive of our Own and FanFiction.net too but here is the link to LJ:
Title: Lives in Abstraction
Fandom: Surrealissimo
Rating: Teen to Mature
Genres: Drama, romance
Pairing: Bauer/Rosey

Link: http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/54524.html
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Title: Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: A narrative, conveyed with the assistance of Vince Noir, of how Howard Moon realised she was a woman, and what was done about it.
Rating: Teen
Word count: 1766, for this chapter
Author’s Note: Because I was recently ambushed by the notion that a lot of Howard's issues, as well as his increasing misery and self-consciousness as the series went on, could be explained if he was, in fact, a she. And boom, thus was born trans woman!Howard, and then Vince showed up insisting on helping her out, and here we are.

Check it here on the AO3

The Lesson

Feb. 9th, 2015 10:59 pm
[identity profile] yeahwehadatime.livejournal.com

Title: The Lesson

Pairing or Characters: Noel/Julian
Summary: Julian might be older, but there are still things Noel can teach him
Word Count: 1,164
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: RPS
Disclaimer: As far as I know, Noel and Julian own themselves and are definitely not mine - the content/events here are purely fictional and a result of a fairly twisted imagination. No harm intended, the author is writing for fun and no profit.
Author's Note: for heartrachel, who gave me the prompt without even realizing it



http://yeahwehadatime.livejournal.com/1317.html

[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hello. I accidentally started a new fic, which wasn't the one I thought I was going to be writing, but I'll see how it goes.
Title: Lives in Abstraction (The imagined memoirs of a surrealist poet)
Rating: Teen to Mature I think
Pairing: Bauer and Rosey

The Link to the journal:
http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/51808.html

Kay, ta.
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  Christmas Spirits
Author: Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Pairing:  Dan/Jones
Warnings:  brief discussion of religion, very mild reference to sex
Summary:  Dan reflects on Christmas and religion while making gingerbread houses
Author’s note:  I thought this would be an easy story to write, but it’s been oddly difficult.  Hopefully, I will be able to tie it all together in the next chapter.  I can’t write holiday stuff on time.  That’s just a fact.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/103699.html

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title: Christmas Spirits

Author: Concupid

Pairing:  Dan/Jones

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Dan and Jones go to Claire’s for Christmas

Author’s note:  Holiday craziness and illness have been slowing me down, but dammit, Dan will learn the meaning of Christmas.  Or something like that.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/103428.html

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Christmas Spirits
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Dan/Jones
Rating: PG-13 (this chapter)
Warnings:  excessive drinking, violence
Summary:  I had requests for fluffy Jones/Dan (meeplegirl), a first and recent Christmas (acastetter) and Dan and Jones first Christmas together (lliquidblue).  What I have created is a parallel of the first and most recent Christmas in an effort to see if Dan is in fact capable of learning how to be happy.
Author’s note:  It was meant to be a one-off, but it’s probably going to be three chapters.  I wanted to at least post something for Christmas after promising I’d have something written.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/103180.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom
Author:  Concupiscence
Summary:  A loose cardigan of ideas becomes a plan via the help of two mystical beings with amazing hair.  Then Vince dies and everyone becomes zombies.  Just kidding, there’s a happy ending.
Warnings:  zombies, mild violence
Rating:  PG-13
Word length: 2,000ish
Author’s Note:  I’m sorry to be a bit late.  I managed to finish it by midnight on Halloween (here) and I had to cut soooo many ridiculous ideas that I wanted to include to get it finished.  I hope it is a satisfying conclusion because I love the story that was set up and everyone involved.


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[identity profile] worriedeye.livejournal.com
TITLE: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom - Chapter 4
SUMMARY:  The bit where Howard and Vince are both put under quite a lot of stress.  Saboo however remains fairly non-plussed.
CHARACTERS:  Well there's Vince and Howard and Naboo/Saboo and Bollo and The Zombie King.  And a host of undead.
RATING:  I'm sticking with PG-13 - not sure if that's quite right
WARNINGS:  Anything you can possibly associate with zombies may or may not happen.  And I can't promise I'll be gentle with either of the boys.
LENGTH:  2800ish
NOTES:  Ummm, well then?  I'm not sure?  Ahhh!!  I think I'm past being able to judge this now, so I'm just going to publish and hope for the best. Originally I planned to do this over the course of the next few days, but when I started it all kind of came out in a rush, and a realised I had to finish it in one sitting.  And then I completely forgot to do the cut so it got delayed.  Sorry about that!

In terms of what I've tried to do - well I wanted my chapter to return to Howard and co, but I also didn't want to miss out on an opportunity to 'play' with Vince, so I've done both.  In consequence this is sort of three mini-chapters making up one larger chapter. Hope that's OK.

In terms of the story I can only apologise if it's a bit dark for some...or not dark enough for others. x


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