[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
More trans!Howard! Becayse she is my precious baby and there can never be enough of her.

Title: Howard B. Conducts Further Explorations
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: … And Vince joins her. A narrative following the events of Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon, in which Howard’s transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,326

Part of her felt a little silly, like she was trying to woo herself, like she needed persuasion with jazz and soft touches before she could get herself into bed. She sniffed at that part. 'It's not like I wouldn't be listening to jazz anyway, with Vince out of the house.'

fic: tourbus

Jul. 16th, 2015 10:34 pm
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Title: Tourbus
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt. Ish.
Characters: It's an ensemble piece. Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Rich Fulcher, Dave Brown
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: M
Word count: 943
Summary: On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn’t allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.

‘You gotta dial it down, dude,’ Rich says too loudly, and laughs. ‘I totally heard you bashing one out last night.’

[identity profile] mauriello.livejournal.com
Title: The Power of Suggestion
Pairing: Noel/himself, (memories of) Noel/Julian
Summary: Noel has a wank backstage before the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2013.
Word count: 1801
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Wanking, rough sex
Notes: I hate that Bas Kosters dress so much that I needed to write some porn to make it better.

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Anything is Possible
Summary: Spider encourages Rudi to look further behind his door
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Spider learns something important from his own door too
Length: about 2400 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: this is something that never happened at the end of the Bongo Brothers’ quest for the New Sound. I have no idea how this came to write itself while I was procrastinating over my V-Day fic. I have gone sooooo wrong…


Anything is Possible

Rudi and Spider wake in a heap on the verandah, looking out over the neatly hoovered courtyard, the morning sun bright in their narrowed eyes.

The girls are nowhere to be seen, though from the bar comes the sound of snoring.

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[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: Enigma Variations, 28/?: There Was A Time When I Stood Tall
Summary: Howard is having a really miserable time
Rating: R
Warnings: fairly graphic (though not particularly damaging) self-harm
Spoilers: Vince takes a shower
Length: about 2200 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted love, not for profit

Enigma Variations

28: There Was A Time When I Stood Tall

Howard lies flat on his back, staring at the ceiling, much as he’s been doing all night.

Again.
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[identity profile] dontbooafter.livejournal.com
Title: Dressing Room
Pairing: Noelian
Rating: NC-17 (Just to be safe)
Warnings: Slash, Fluffy
Disclaimer. I don't own anyone, not for profit, not my property etc. Just a bit of dirty fun.
Word Count: 1,860
Notes: This is my first fic ever. Feedback is greatly appreciated, unbeta'd.

Sorry! I forgot the lj cut! )
[identity profile] the-reverand.livejournal.com
Title: Man to Man
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] eggnogged and [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand
Fandom: Darkplace
Pairing: Dean Learner/Todd Rivers (teensy-tiny glimpse of OFC/Dean)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~4500
Disclaimer: We don't own them.
Notes: This is mine and [livejournal.com profile] eggnogged's little love dirty smut-child. She thought we should write filth together, and as we're both fans of MOAR AYOADE and MATT-FUCKING-BERRY, she came up with this gem of an idea. A smidge late for porn Monday! Mods, we hope Darkplace fic is okay here. There's no tag for it. :(

Come on, sweetheart, a bit more enthusiasm? )
[identity profile] colour-me-troll.livejournal.com
Title: You Were
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: During a quiet night in a hotel, on tour, Noel uses Julian as an abstract masturbation aid.
Word Count: 650~
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own Noel and Julian, they are people who are not me. I mean no offense, of course.
A/N: Betad by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] beholdhaecceity , who I thank very dearly.

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#STRUM~STRUM#

May. 12th, 2006 09:58 pm
[identity profile] planetbanjo.livejournal.com
Title: #STRUM~STRUM#

Pairing: Julian and a guitar

Rating: NC17

Warnings: You may never listen to The Mighty Boosh theme tune in quite the same way again.

Disclaimer: I don't own Julian Barratt, neither do I own the guitar or The Mighty Boosh theme tune...

Author's Note: First fic. Constructive criticism welcome if you feel so inclined.:)

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