The Boosh Slash Haven

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Pairing/Characters: Dan/Jones and Vince/Howard, with a tiny tiny side order of Dan/Vince and Jones/Howard.
Genre: FPS - crossover
Summary: Paths cross, lips do stuff to other lips, feelings are felt, music is made. May contain chavs, made-up publications, a fully intact fourth wall, and peer pressure from Naboo. May not contain Bollo, who would nevertheless like you to know that Sugar Ape was named after him. Set a bit post-series for NB and post-S3 for Boosh.
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~12,000
Disclaimer: These characters are not and have never been my intellectual property.
Author's notes: Shiny gold stars to waqaychay for the beta, as well as big fat hearts to storyfan, who_is_small, and random_nexus for viewing this mess in its early stages and assuring me it was not a big sinking failboat.

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