Between the Lines

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Title: Between the Lines
Pairing: Howince
Summary: Budge up, stand down, and strap yourself in for a Romantic Proposition, a Misunderstanding, and a cheeky dose of Metaphorical Man-Love.
Word Count: 1498
Rating: PG 13
Warnings: Swearing (oh my!)
Disclaimer: I own very little, and certainly nothing as magically absurd as the Mighty Boosh. 
Author’s Notes: You know how it is when dialogue just pops into your head - and I do enjoy metaphors of a most ridiculous kind. Here's to a livelier haven and a flutter of fresh fic. Cheers!

( “This isn’t about jam. This is far from jam. It’s not even about socks, is it? Can’t you just read between the lines?” )