[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com

SO WHO’S READY FOR A MIGHTY BOOSH DÆMON AU??? Hell fucking yeah. Because dæmon AUs are THE BEST and I love them, and I don’t think there exists one yet for the Boosh! Which is shocking. (Psst, those of you who don’t know His Dark Materials; you don’t really need to, a quick wiki of dæmon will serve you just fine)

Title: Wild Above Rule or Art
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, but only in a very gen preslashy way
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: But no, that isn’t right; that story’s been told before, and elsewhere. Let me try again.

Or: there are many universes and many continuities; when your soul lives outside your body, some things change. An exploration of possibilities.
Rating: G
Word count: 8298

‘I need a gesture, little man’, says Howard. His Mathilde is on the ground at his side, though Howard usually carries her himself, her little paws splayed firm on the dirty wet brick amongst grit and greasy takeaway wrappers and bottlecaps and fag ends. Her whiskers twitch, nervous.

Vince, more than likely, is going to do something stupid. He usually does. No-one ever taught him how to handle these kinds of situations, you see.

[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
WHOOPS I've not been reliably crossposting my stuff here for the past few months, so prepare to be INUNDATED with all my new fic. This one isn't really properly Booshfic, but I'd say it counts about as much as any of the Mint Royale stuff that's been written does. Characters loosely inspired by Noel and Julian, et al, let's say.

Title: Bitter Resin and Salt
Pairing: fae!Noel Fielding/OFC, with a side helping of fae!Dee Plume/fae!Sue Denim/OFC, and implied fae!Julian Barratt/fae!Julia Davis
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: M
Word count: 2511
Warnings: Some dubious consent (ish– faerie enchantment being what it is) and a bit of disturbing imagery
Summary: Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

He twists around the trunk like a glittering, pale-and-black snake, hand uncurling in the air between you. An imperious command to follow, or a childish invitation to join him, a dare, a wicked invocation in the sly scroll of his fingers. Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] littleredchucks at When the Shoe Fits… Master Post:
Rating: T to M. There's no sex but there is some gore and violence so please be aware.
Summary: The Mighty Boosh/Cinderella crossover I know you've always wanted, with musical accompaniment from The Rolling Stones. I'm still apologising for this story, but at least it's finished. Originally posted on fanfiction.net but now up on LJ and AO3 as well. Beware the romance.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the songs. This was just harmless fun that got out of hand. Read at your own risk.

Chapter One: The Fairy-Tale Begins - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/18748.html
Chapter Two: Waiting on a Friend - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/19143.html
Chapter Three: Jones - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/19412.html
Chapter Four: Eels - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/19657.html
Chapter Five: Meeting the Man-Witch - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/19748.html
Chapter Six: Long live the King - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/20041.html
Chapter Seven: As Tears Go By - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/20400.html
Chapter Eight: The Invitation - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/20714.html
Chapter Nine: Howard - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/20863.html
Chapter Ten: What to Wear? - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/21458.html
Chapter Eleven: Of mice and sewing needles - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/21713.html
Chapter Twelve: Black Sequins - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/21974.html
Chapter Thirteen: Bippity Boppity Boo - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/22056.html
Chapter Fourteen: Pots and pumpkins - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/22314.html
Chapter Fifteen: How to make an entrance - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/22628.html
Chapter Sixteen: Start me up! - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/22853.html
Chapter Seventeen: Eleanor - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/23252.html
Chapter Eighteen: Names - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/23373.html
Chapter Nineteen: Mixed Emotions - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/23568.html
Chapter Twenty: A Moment of Stillness - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/24033.html
Chapter Twenty-One: Escape - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/24278.html
Chapter Twenty-Two: The Morning After - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/24527.html
Chapter Twenty-Three: A Hitch in the Plan - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/24740.html
Chapter Twenty-Four: A Royal Proclamation - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/24896.html
Chapter Twenty-Five: Crunch Time - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/25207.html
Chapter Twenty-Six: Things heard through mouse holes - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/25410.html
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Rip this Joint - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/25673.html
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Toes - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/25891.html
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Concussion - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/26296.html
Chapter Thirty: Highs and Lows - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/26559.html
Chapter Thirty-One: You can't always get what you want - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/26627.html
Chapter Thirty-Two: Evil Tree - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/27088.html
Chapter Thirty-Three: You get what you need - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/27302.html
Chapter Thirty-Four: Cups of tea and Kisses - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/27611.html
Chapter Thirty-Five: Bleed on Me - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/27799.html
Chapter Thirty-Six: Happy - http://littleredchucks.livejournal.com/28151.html
[identity profile] worriedeye.livejournal.com
TITLE: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom - Chapter 4
SUMMARY:  The bit where Howard and Vince are both put under quite a lot of stress.  Saboo however remains fairly non-plussed.
CHARACTERS:  Well there's Vince and Howard and Naboo/Saboo and Bollo and The Zombie King.  And a host of undead.
RATING:  I'm sticking with PG-13 - not sure if that's quite right
WARNINGS:  Anything you can possibly associate with zombies may or may not happen.  And I can't promise I'll be gentle with either of the boys.
LENGTH:  2800ish
NOTES:  Ummm, well then?  I'm not sure?  Ahhh!!  I think I'm past being able to judge this now, so I'm just going to publish and hope for the best. Originally I planned to do this over the course of the next few days, but when I started it all kind of came out in a rush, and a realised I had to finish it in one sitting.  And then I completely forgot to do the cut so it got delayed.  Sorry about that!

In terms of what I've tried to do - well I wanted my chapter to return to Howard and co, but I also didn't want to miss out on an opportunity to 'play' with Vince, so I've done both.  In consequence this is sort of three mini-chapters making up one larger chapter. Hope that's OK.

In terms of the story I can only apologise if it's a bit dark for some...or not dark enough for others. x

...Read more... )
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Title: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 3
Summary: The Board of Shamen are summoned, and things get confusing
Characters: Vince, zombies, bad guy
Rating: PG-13 possibly slightly higher for gore and scariness
Warnings: zombies being zombies and descriptions of zombies.
Length: 2,290 words/
Disclaimer: I don't know what I'm doing! I'm just pushing buttons and watching stuff blow up. (And I don't know if the cut is going to work, I'm rubbish with computers.)
Notes: I'm sorry if this is rubbish or going in the wrong direction. No seriously, I'm really nervous about posting this. Thank you all for including me in this though, it was fun to do my bit. So without further ado, I present to you:

The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 3

Meanwhile... )
[identity profile] ideserveyou.livejournal.com
Title: The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 2
Summary: The Board of Shamen are summoned, and things get confusing
Characters: Howard, Naboo, Bollo, Dennis, Tony Harrison and Saboo
Rating: PG-13 for language, bit of gore, nothing particularly graphic
Warnings: see Rating
Length: about 2700 words – blimey, where did all that come from? And it’s not as though anything has really happened yet
Disclaimer: I’m just an old fan having a slice of pumpkin pie, I make no profit and I make no claims of ownership over these characters
Notes: First of all, huge apologies for being so slow to write and post. Second of all, huge apologies for the lack of (a) plot advancement and (b) smut, although I may well write a spin-off for my own pleasure at some point. Third of all, apologies to the spirit of Douglas Adams, but that first line just popped into my head and I couldn’t un-think it. Fourth and lastly, this is un-beta’d and somewhat unpolished; please let me know if you find typos or continuity failures and I’ll do my best to fix them!

The Mighty Boosh Halloween Special of Doom, Chapter 2

‘We’ll hold a seance,’ Howard declared, jumping up and looking ridiculously pleased with himself.

Read more... )

More B&P

Dec. 10th, 2013 06:43 pm
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
The Boosh and Prejudice story continues and I couldn't help myself. I had to put a link to what might just be my favourite chapter so far. There are several chapters in the running and I tend to think that the chapter I've just written is my favourite, but I really like this one.
It contains Howard Moon poetry, grumpy/adorable/in love Vince and a swollen ankle.

Here it be:


[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hello again.
This story has expanded somewhat since I was last able to post a link to it so I'm putting in a linky to chapter one:


And a linky to chapter 40:


(Told you it had expanded.)

Hope you like it.


P.s. It's still G, tiny bit of chaste kissing and blushing, but nothing else.
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
More Pride and Prejudice silliness, sorry.
It's getting itself written really quickly. I think because I'm spending a lot of time by my daughter's bed and need something to cheer me up.
Hope it's making a few other people smile too.

Here be the linky:

Ta ta.

Oh, and it's still rated very much G, though I there is quite a lot of blushing.
[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
So obviously being home from work on parental leave has given me lots of time for housework and gardening and... no, I've just been writing silliness, knitting socks and making up Charlie stories for my kidlet to keep my mind happy.
Here is the link to the latest silliness (if it works). Two new but short chapters of Austen-stlye Vince and Howard:

[identity profile] littleredchucks.livejournal.com
Hello again.
I had a dream last night after reading Pride and Prejudice again (it's one of my favourite novels) in which Vince was Elizabeth Bennet and Howard was Mr Darcy. When I woke up I realised that it must be written.
I'm putting the link to FanFiction.net again as I'm rubbish at using computers and this seemed to work last time.
The rating is K or G depending on where you come from. No naughty stuff but there are two lovely Boosh men destined to fall in love with one another.
The title is: Boosh and Prejudice.

Linky link:

(There are two chapters already as it seems to write itself really, but the characters are not staying on script. Naughty Vince and Howard, running off to do your own thing.)
[identity profile] life-downsized.livejournal.com

Title: These Days (Part 4)

Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince

Word Count: 2125

Rating: Currently PG-13, will rise

Disclaimer: It'll never be mine.

Author’s Notes: ideserveyou and concupiscence66 are wholly responsible for this story being any good and are marvelously patient and lovely people, and this chapter is dedicated to Eva for continual support and overall wonderfulness. As before, I should mention that this fic is loosely inspired by Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' and the title is taken from the song 'These Days' by Ane Brun.

This fic now has a soundtrack which can be found here. Cover art by Rosie, who is gorgeous and hugely talented.

In which various discoveries are made pertaining to spacial awareness.

Fic at my journal here.

[identity profile] life-downsized.livejournal.com

Title: These Days (Part 3)

Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince

Word Count: 2572

Rating: Currently PG-13, will rise

Disclaimer: Still not mine. I blame Ice Cream Eyes.

Author’s Notes: All my love and gratitude to ideserveyou and concupiscence66 for being my betas and also just generally being fabulous people. As before, I should mention that this fic is loosely inspired by Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' and the title is taken from the song 'These Days' by Ane Brun. This chapter contains a very loose attitude towards science, but if it's good enough for McCarthy then it's good enough for me!

In which Vince and Howard make the first few tentative steps towards companionship.

Fic at my journal here.

[identity profile] life-downsized.livejournal.com

Title: These Days (Part 2)

Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince

Word Count: 1610

Rating: Currently PG-13, will rise

Disclaimer: Still not mine. I blame Ice Cream Eyes.

Author’s Notes: All my love and gratitude to ideserveyou and concupiscence66 for their wonderful support and feedback. As before, I should  mention that this fic is loosely inspired by Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' and the title is taken from the song 'These Days' by Ane Brun. I'm also sorry that it's taken me so long to write this thing - motherflipping real life getting in the way.

In which Vince's life is put into peril and he finds someone almost as desperately lonely as himself. [Post-apocalyptic AU.]

Fic at my journal here.

[identity profile] life-downsized.livejournal.com

Title: These Days (Part 1)

Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince

Word Count: Around 2000

Rating: Currently PG-13, will rise

Disclaimer: Anything familiar is not mine

Author’s Notes: Massive thanks to both [livejournal.com profile] ideserveyou and [livejournal.com profile] concupiscence66 for reading this over and pulling it into shape, as well as for all their much-appreciated encouragement. I should also mention that this fic is loosely inspired by Cormac McCarthy's 'The Road' and the title is taken from the song 'These Days' by Ane Brun.

Vince Noir is the only person left in London. By day he scavenges for food amongst the rubble, and by night he sleeps in abandoned houses to protect himself from the rain. He has only himself for company. Until, one day, he doesn't. [Post-apocalyptic AU.]

Fic at my journal here.

Why Not?

Dec. 24th, 2012 12:41 am
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title: Why Not?

Author: Concupid

Pairing: Howard/Vince (A/U)

Rating: R

Warnings: semi-explicit man love, a little angst, drug references

Summary: Howard is a successful but miserable author. Vince is a transient socialite. It's a bit Breakfast at Top Shop.

Author's Note: So, almost a year ago we had that awesome prompt post . I could never get this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] the_reverand out of my head.

AU in which Vince is essentially homeless, though living mostly with friends. He's a very Holly Golightly sort. He can't hold down a job and he's more interested in parties and appearances, all the while he's lonely and lost, but smiling.

Meanwhile, Howard, having lived on his own most of his life, is achingly awkward and painfully introverted. His life is mundane and structured and very, very lonely.

Somehow, they find each other.

Better late than never?

[identity profile] oonaseckar.livejournal.com
Title: why do i get the feeling we just dodged a bullet? (OT to some degree)
Pairing or Characters: Charles/Vince/Howard
Summary: On a beach in Cuba, Vince has a fashion crisis.  And a mutant super-power.
Word Count: Approx. 2950.
Rating: PG.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I do not own nor make any claim in any respect regarding X-Men First Class or The Mighty Boosh or any aspect or character thereof.  I make no money from this frippery, only have some fun.
Author’s Notes: Asynchronous timelines, irresponsible inter-universe jaunting, anachronisms, an insufficiency of research and lots of nonsense.  Voles.  Be warned.

Not too hot yet, more action in part two.

Crossovers are okay right?  (I have read the guidelines.  Especially appreciated the PG-13 description.)

Loosely conceptually related to Fringe Visitors II: Let's Do The Show Right Here!

Cut to my LJ.
why do i get the feeling we just dodged a bullet?

[identity profile] internetdream.livejournal.com
Title: A Lovestruck Mr. Moon (Chapter 15)
Pairing: Howince
Word Count: 2,447
Rating: PG this chapter, for kissy faces and one swear
Warning(s): American writing Brit Fic (badly)
Disclaimer: Still don't own our boys, but I still pretend they hang out on weekends
Author's Notes: Guys I really CANNOT apologize enough for the wait on this. I never knew this was quite as popular as it seemed to turn out. I meant to abandon this months ago, because the story went in a whole different direction I just was not happy with. I even passed it on to someone else to finish it, though I see they didn't hold up n their end. So, after a long, long break from writing, I'm ready to jump back in and finish this story the way it properly should. Just be patient with me, though - I'm back to working almost full-time so updates might take longer than expected but I PROMISE this will be finished. I'm not turning my back on this twice :)

So without further ado, the - exciting? - continuation!

Welcome back my friends )


Aug. 28th, 2011 08:35 pm
[identity profile] pat-o-cake.livejournal.com
Pairing or Characters: Howard & Vince.
Fandom: Mighty Boosh/Harry Potter x-over
Summary: Howard is running Scribbulus's stationary shop in Diagon Alley. Vince returns after a Magical Safari amidst post-Dumblydore Death angst in the Wizarding world. Tea drinking and catching up ensues.
Word Count: 648
Rating: PG
Warnings: It's silly.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.
Author’s Notes: Very old story written as a present.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Hurrah!

Fake cut to my journal
[identity profile] silver-falcon24.livejournal.com

Title: Red Boots, Black Soul

Rating: NC-17 for mature themes

Fandom: Mint Royale AU

Warnings: Swearing, terrorism in a dystopia AU, violence, Character Death.

Previous: The Red Boots (a MUST before you attempt this one)

Summary: It was always leading to this.

Disclaimer: Any recognisable features belong to their respective parties, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Edgar Wright, Richard Ayoade, Matt Berry, Mike Fielding, Dave Brown, Chris Morris, Charlie Brooker, Matthew Broughton, Stephen Fry, Nick Frost, Mint Royale and anyone else I’ve ripped off. I only meant to play.

AN: ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES. Seriously, this is how it ends. Or is it? It is. But is it? It is.

Anyway, here it is, the very end. Thank you for reading. Thank you for all my inconsistencies and creative license. Thank you times a million. I hope you have enjoyed the story. That’s the main thing.

Over and out
SF xxx


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