Jan. 24th, 2016 03:56 pm
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Julianuary
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Rating:  NC-17
Warnings:  RPF, explicit sex, drug mention, slurs, language
Summary:  Noel tells Julian about Julianuary and tries to celebrate while Julian reflects on their unique relationship.  PWP, but with lots of backstory and feelings.
Author's note:  I am bad at PWP, so this got a bit out of control.  Thank you, Bluey for reading 8,000 rough drafts of this and helping me to actually finish it before Julianuary ended!  This story is naturally dedicated to all the filthy perverts who ogle Julian Barratt on a regular basis.

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  On the Way Home
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel Fielding/Richard Ayoade; referenced Noel/Julian
Rating:  R
Warnings:  sex, language
Summary:  A little peek into their marriage, set after the Big Fat Quiz of Everything.
Author's note:  There is not Noel/Richard Ayoade tag in AO3, so I feel like I am performing an important service by celebrating this fandom with a weird little ficlet.  Thank you, Bluey, for the beta and hand-holding

[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Are you in the mood for Baby Boosh with a side helping of weirdly sexual, blurrily-boundaried friendship and foot fetish? Well, HAVE I GOT A FIC FOR YOU! *fingerguns, oh yeah, chicka chickaaa*

Title: Overground
Pairing: Julian Barratt/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Noel has a thing for Julian’s feet. More or less. It’s all a bit weird.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4830

Noel takes to doodling foot monsters, in pencil and sharpie and sloppy acrylic paints. Most of them are only just barely recogniseable as feet; they've got bums or tentacles or ears, strange and misshapen. The foot thing is clearly some kind of grotesque fascination generally, regardless of Noel's individual feelings on his or Julian's individual feet.

[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Filthy Clusterfuck porn, with no excuses. Would have been very chic here roundabout 2007.

Title: Into Trouble
Pairing: Dee Plume/Julian Barratt, Dee Plume/Julian Barratt/Melvis Crawford, Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 843

Noel catches Dee later in a corridor and plucks wickedly at the torn tights she’s still wearing, an impish, provoking grin on his face. His fringe is all sweaty, messily shoved halfway off his forehead. ‘What’s this, Delia? You been getting into trouble?’

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  The Hero
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Rating:  R
Warnings: Drug use, hints of dub-con
Summary:  Noel spends unwanted time alone with Roger
Author’s note:  It’s been sooooo long since my last update!  I had a fun little idea to get me back into the swing of things but it turned dark and epic, so I had to make it into two chapters.  


[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Clear and Plain
Pairing:  Noelian- friendship (anything beyond friendship is in the eye of the reader…)
Rating: PG
Warnings:  RPF, sappiness
Summary:  Rik Mayall’s passing has Noel and Julian feeling contemplative.
Author’s note:  I debated writing this, but I guess it’s going to be part of my healing process.  Forgive me, real people.  I mean no disrespect.

[identity profile] castie67.livejournal.com
Title: Identity Crisis
Summary: Julian has a type.
Pairing: Juian/Noel; Julian/Julia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fic, featuring adults in adult relationships; nothing explicit
Word Count: 785
Disclaimer: Noel, Julian, and Julia belong only to themselves.

Identity Crisis

Read more... )
[identity profile] poshlil.livejournal.com
(I posted this a couple of other places last night, so you may have already seen it. But as it took forever and a day to finish, I'm putting it on all my archives in celebration.)

Title: And I Play It On Repeat
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt
Word Count: 1400 + EP
Rating: M (fic) to possible R (EP; I forget how explicit Fall Out Boy can be)
Spoilers/Warnings: language, semi-implied breath play and my usual excessive use of colour.
Summary: There's one thought Noel can never get out of his head.
Disclaimer: Noel and Julian belong to themselves; I just like to make them kiss from time to time. The original photo I used for the EP cover art belongs to Dave Brown.
Notes: Largely written for [livejournal.com profile] cheeerie, and inspired by the Arctic Monkey's Do I Wanna Know. This started as vague tour porn but ended up slightly more specific when the little bastards did Beck's Song Reader last July. Yes, it has taken that long to write. Thank you to anyone who's given it a look over or listened to me whine about the writing process - your advice and care is always appreciated. Any remaining mistakes are mine, and yes, please feel free to point out my typos. (Spelt is not one of them.)
Mirrors: AO3 // Dreamwidth

Waiting is always the worst. )
[identity profile] tron-quixote.livejournal.com
Author: tron_quixote
Wordcount: 1,367
Genre: Romance
Summary: Noel helps Julian put on eyeliner before an interview - a fic trade with Jenni (ceruvial-brooks.tumblr.com) for the prompt "Noel helping Julian put on eyeliner inspired by the interview that they did where Ju was actually wearing eyeliner" !!
Warnings: There's 1 f-word but it's very not-naughty. it's sweet and introspective and a bit cheeky though! This is for you Jenni! :)

link to my journal!

Warming Up

Oct. 19th, 2013 03:32 am
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Warming Up
Author: Concupid
Pairing: Julian/Noel (romantic friendship)
Rating: PG
Warnings:  RPS, just a bit of fun with the warm up gigs and those unphotographed kisses!
Summary:  Noel and Julian reflect on how they've changed as they prepare for Festival Supreme.
Author's note:  It's late at night, but I want to post it pre-festival so forgive the usual errors!  Thanks to the awesome people who have shared stories of those lovely, warm up gig kisses.

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Feet of Clay
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Rating:  PG
Summary:  The boys work on the radio script for "Jungle".
Author's note:  Listening to "Jungle" on the way to work led to some productivity!  Thanks, as always, to my dear beta Bluey.

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Lucky Break
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  alcohol abuse, usual RPF warnings
Pairings:  Noel/Julian, Julian/OMC
Summary:  The premiere of Julian's film "Lucky Break"
Author's note: bluestocking79 is a saint of a beta.  I love everyone who is reading and special love for anyone who comments!

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  The Sexy Pirate
Author:  Concupiscence66
Pairing:  Julian/Noel, Noel/Dee, Julian OFC
Warnings:  language, referenced sex
Summary:  Julian films his first commercial, while Noel goes solo
Author's note:  It's been a while...  Thank you, [livejournal.com profile] bluestocking79 for the endless patience and mad beta skillz!

[identity profile] poshlil.livejournal.com
Title: The Way Nets Cannot Hold Water (RPF)
Pairing or Characters: Noel/Julian
Summary: Fairly plotless character introspection, featuring jealous!Noel. Set during the 2006 live tour.
Word Count: 2770
Rating: PG-13, according to the guide. By my own/movie ratings, I'd have said M.
Warnings: RPF obviously. Mild language. Vague mentions of drug use. Me taking liberties with established relationships and the way Noel looks at the world.
Disclaimer: They're real people, they belong to themselves, and no, I'm not paying my bills with fanfic.
Author’s Notes: Thanks to Tree for the brit-picking, Other Lil for general betaing. Originally dedicated to Therese for being her lovely self. Inspired by Neruda's I Have Gone Marking, The Killers' Hot Fuss and these two pictures.

Basically I'm really shy and this is from months ago, but I told some people in the Valentine's Day prompt post that I'd post it, so here it is. (You might have already read it on on AO3 if you're a registered member, but I doubt it.) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go drown my nerves in a bucket of tea.

The Way Nets Cannot Hold Water )
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Swept Away
Author:  Concupid
Rating: R
Warnings:  language, not very explicit sex, sappiness, jokes about eating cute animals
Summary:  Julian nearly drowns.
Author's note:  Thank you to the amazing [livejournal.com profile] bluestocking79 or the beta and cheerleading!  The 50,000 word writing challenge may not be looking so hot, but I'm getting stuff posted so that is awesomeness.  You know what else is awesomeness?  You for reading.

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  Every Unsatisfied Urge

Author:  Concupid

Pairing:  Noel/Julian

Warnings:  drug references, angst, RPF

Summary:  Noel, Dave, Mike and Pete stay with Julian's dad.  Awkwardness occurs

Author's note:  I know it's been a while but thanks to 10,000 words in 10 days, another installment.  I can't thank bluestocking79 enough for her beta/support/cheerleading.  Thank you to everyone who is reading and I eat up comments like little cakes.

I was looking through the Haven and seeing HOW MANY FICS there are that I haven't read yet!  Rest assured, I shall be devouring them all soon enough.

Disclaimer:  I don't own the Boosh and what is based on reality, is often based on the inconsistent and poor memories of those involved.


[identity profile] slashcatbaby.livejournal.com
I lost my password :P This is a fic I wrote ages ago. It's a bit cringey now, but it wasn't too bad. Bit angsty though :P

Title: Effort
Pairing One sided N/J
Summary: Noel has a bitch fit and Julian's all wistful
Word Count: 809
Rating: PG
Warnings: ummmm nothing really. bit of swearing. ju's a bit sad. RPS
Disclaimer: i think you're clever enough to know i'm not Julian writing a diary entry

I tried as hard as I could, I really did )

[identity profile] fadetogrey96.livejournal.com
Basically, I applied for three tickets to see the Never Mind the Buzzcocks recording on Wednesday 3rd October with two friends... Who have now decided they can't go. So I have two spare tickets for anyone who might be interested - I'm pretty new here, so I don't really know anyone, but it would be nice not to have to waste the tickets, or end up going on my own. They don't cost a penny - I'm not trying to make a profit or anything like that, so please leave me a comment/send me a message if you're interested!

And now, the very short fic:

Pairing: Noel/Julian, Noel/Dave – This is REAL PERSON SLASH. Please don’t read if this bothers you.
Summary: You know from the moment that Julian enters the picture that you’re never going to be the most important person in Noel’s life again.
Word count: 457
Rating: PG-13 I think…
Warnings: Slash, obviously. Non-graphic mentions of sex, swearing.
Disclaimer: The Boosh boys are obviously not mine, however hard I wish they were. This is purely a work of fiction, no offense intended etc etc.
Author's Note: This is probably a load of nonsense. Comments very much welcomed.

Link to my journal

RPS fic

Aug. 26th, 2012 03:40 pm
[identity profile] fadetogrey96.livejournal.com

My first offering...

Title: Because I Want You
Pairing: Noel/Julian – This is REAL PERSON SLASH. Please don’t read if this bothers you.
Summary: Noel just can’t move on
Word count: 4,800
Rating: NC-17 (I think)
Warnings: Drug use, language, sexual content
Disclaimer: The Boosh boys are obviously not mine, however hard I wish they were. This is purely a work of fiction, no offense intended etc etc.

To my journal...

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  The Calf and Cow

Author:  Concupid

Rating:  R-ish

Warning: language, non-explicit sex, het references

Summary:  The boys pass through Leeds.

Author's note:  I tried to find out Julian's mother's name.  I went to the hardcore fans and she remains a mystery, so I took a shot in the dark.  Apologies the real Mrs. Julian's mom (for many reasons).  Thank you Bluey and everyone who has been so supportive.



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