The Boosh Slash Haven

Title: Surprise Package
Pairing: Howard/Vince
Summary: Howard is having a rubbish birthday. Then it gets better.
Rating: R (dicks doth touch but doth not penetrate in the nether regions)
Warnings: poorly written with too much dialogue
Length: about 3100 words
Spoilers:  See Rating
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do. Very happy.
Notes:  Huge apologies to Connie, for whom this was intended as a slightly late birthday present for this year but is now more of a slightly early present for Christmas or next birthday. Un-beta’d and endlessly tinkered with, so all constructive feedback will be gratefully received because it’s been so long since I finished a smutty story that I honestly don’t know whether I can actually write this stuff any more...

The view of London from the roof of the Nabootique is superb this evening: rooftops gleaming, a few lights already twinkling in windows, the sky still tinted with red and gold where the sun has just slipped over the horizon, the Moon smiling down with his chalky-white face.

But all of it might as well be Leeds in the drizzle as far as Howard Moon is concerned.

This has to be the most rubbish birthday he’s ever had, EVER, in all his... thirty-three, yes thirty-three (he glares at the Moon) years.

Even worse than last year’s, and that’s saying something.

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Title: A Cake in the Hand is worth Two in the Fridge
Summary: Vince is depressed about his imminent birthday. Howard’s plan to cheer him up doesn’t quite work out as expected
Rating: G
Warnings: Excessive sweetness
Length: about 1940 words
Spoilers:  Vince does get cheered up in the end. So does Howard
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Don’t ask why they make me happy in this particular way. They just do.
Notes: I started this for the lovely Bluey’s birthday and then got hopelessly overtaken by events and never finished it. Bluey, I am so sorry, this is way too late to be officially a birthday fic but I hope it makes you smile anyway, short and simple though it is.
(I based Howard’s cake on this recipe, and Leroy was inspired by this genius cake which you might just recognize!)

A Cake in the Hand is worth Two in the Fridge

‘So...’ Howard asks, adding sugar to Vince’s breakfast tea, ‘what do you want to do for your birthday this year, Vince? Seeing as you’ll be turning...’

Vince looks warningly at Howard.

Howard looks warningly at the fourth wall.

‘Thirty-two tomorrow,’ Vince and Howard say in unison.

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Title: A Bit Rubbish, Four Christmases Hence
Summary: Naboo and Saboo are looking after the twins while Dennis does his Christmas shopping
Rating: G
Warnings: Fluffy.
Length: about 2050 words
Spoilers:  Vince and Howard help out
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Yes, I know. Christmas fic when it’s nearly midsummer? I’ve gone wrong. But this was the almost-finished-est thing in my WIP file and although it isn’t in the least bit smutty, I wanted to post something for concupiscence66 to cheer her up. Connie, I hope this does the job and I promise I’m working on both Howince and Snaboolio smut as well!

This is a followup to ‘A Bit Rubbish’ and the ending in particular will make more sense if you’ve already read that story. Easiest place to find it all is on AO3 (not locked): A Bit Rubbish and I will add this to it in due course. Apologies to life_downsized for still not having written the wedding I promised; and thanks to castie67 for suggesting we have a followup with the shamen wrangling twins...

A Bit Rubbish, Four Christmases Hence

‘Daddy!’

Howard stirs and mutters, not wanting to waken from his comfortable after-lunch doze on the sofa.( Read more... )

Title: A Good Party, 3/4
Summary: Some more deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: R-ish for this part
Warnings: References to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody, although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 1400 words
Spoilers: Saboo wakes up with a hangover, but Naboo finds a way to take his mind off it
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Thanks for reading. There is one more chunk still to come, after which there may or may not be a follow-up, depending on how distracted I get by all the other plot bunnies I’ve got lurking in my notebook...

A Good Party, 3/4

Ouch.

My head hurts.

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Title: Keep Your Hair On
Summary: Vince has a terrible nightmare
Rating: let’s call it R to be on the safe side
Warnings: a bit of swearing, a bit of blood, and a few other bodily fluids as well
Length: just short of 3000 words
Spoilers: Things get better once Howard manages to wake Vince up
Disclaimer: Vince and Howard are not mine. I wish they were – I would love to be able to create original characters who are so deeply engaging – but I have no rights in them, I just borrow them to play with from time to time.
Notes: written in response to this post on tumblr. It was weeks ago and everybody except me has probably forgotten about it, but better late than never, right?

Keep Your Hair On

All heads turn towards the doorway when Vince enters the room.

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