Eyeliner & Cigarettes (12/25)

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Title:Eyeliner & Cigarettes -OR- The Secret Misadventures Of Vince Noir (12/25)
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Vince/OFC, Vince/OMC, Howince
Warnings: Drug use. Swearing. Both het and slash pairings. Angst by the boat loads.
Word Count: 1984
Summery: I think the title says enough. I don't want to give too much away. :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. A billion pairs of high heels and an empty bank account is all I have to my name. I mean no disrespect or harm. I'm just a girl havin' a slice of fun pie.

AN: No. That was not a typo next to the title: There will be 25 chapters because I'm bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do to dwindle away the hours left in my life. Yes, it is pretty....ambitious, but whatever. And (don't hate me), this is one of those "put your iPod on shuffle" fics. It's the first one I've done since my last respective fandoms and I kinda missed it. Thought I'd give it a whorl. Enjoy. <3

Special Features: Get the full sound track here. {I worked out all the kinks} Also: Brief mention of Christmas, fluff and cathartic sexy times.


( 12.Bloodstream )

Fic: Life on Mars? PG

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Title: Life on Mars?
Characters: Howard and Vince (friendship)
Word Count: 4150
Rating: PG
Genre: Fantasy
Warnings: Not so much “violating canon” as “running canon over, repeatedly”. (In my defense, it stepped out into the road right in front of me! What was I meant to do?)
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs to Noel, Julian, and Baby Cow. And since there are quite a few references here to Umineko no Naku Koro ni, those concepts belong to 07th Expansion.
Summary: If you don’t have a friend … make one.

Author’s Notes: When I posted "Patched, Mismatched ..." someone commented that they'd love to read a fic that was actually MORE inspired by "May". Well ... I doubt this was what they had meant, but this fic is kind of in that vein. But sorry, still no Frankensteinish monsters in this fic, I'm afraid. :(

This was probably the most fun I’ve ever had writing a fic, I don’t even care how ridiculous the idea is. I’m kind of proud of this thing. I hope you all will like it, even if Howard and Vince’s relationship is pretty platonic, though extremely close (er, in a somewhat unconventional way). And um, therefore I hope it's okay for me to post it to this comm. D: You can slash them in between the lines if you want! ;)

( You already got character, Howard. You’re like … the most charactery character I know. )