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I hope this is allowed on here, but I'm a shit writer so I thought maybe someone else would be able o do something with these!! Please please please I will love you foever and then for a year after forever as well! ;P
1) Noel Fielding/Phill Jupitus... hot, dirty, Buzzcocks sexing. Someone, please please make this happen, I don't know why no one seems to wrie this but COME ON... They're adorable in that Buzzcocks QT thing they do, clearly otp material!
2) Also, Noel Fielding/Lee Mack... they clearly get on great, used to live together (fic can be present day or when they were younger, though I would WAYYY prefer present day if possible), and Lee has a running joke abou Noel being a tranny (so the fic doesn't *have* to, but can totally include genderfuck/crossdressing/etc if your little heart desires).
You would make my day and week and year and... oh fuck you would absolutely MAKE MY LIFE by writing these! I'd write it myself but I promise you, I'm absolute shit at slash-fics, and I would love it if these were excruciatingly DIRTY and descriptive. But I will pay a million dollars* and bake you a cake, so I hink that's a fair deal :P lol
*payments over the next 24500 years, terms and conditions apply (HAHA jk)
1) Noel Fielding/Phill Jupitus... hot, dirty, Buzzcocks sexing. Someone, please please make this happen, I don't know why no one seems to wrie this but COME ON... They're adorable in that Buzzcocks QT thing they do, clearly otp material!
2) Also, Noel Fielding/Lee Mack... they clearly get on great, used to live together (fic can be present day or when they were younger, though I would WAYYY prefer present day if possible), and Lee has a running joke abou Noel being a tranny (so the fic doesn't *have* to, but can totally include genderfuck/crossdressing/etc if your little heart desires).
You would make my day and week and year and... oh fuck you would absolutely MAKE MY LIFE by writing these! I'd write it myself but I promise you, I'm absolute shit at slash-fics, and I would love it if these were excruciatingly DIRTY and descriptive. But I will pay a million dollars* and bake you a cake, so I hink that's a fair deal :P lol
*payments over the next 24500 years, terms and conditions apply (HAHA jk)
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