Still not what I promised [PWP, ahoy!]

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Title: Two For One (-Or- A Vince in the Hand is Worth Two in the Tush)
Pairing: Howince (or, err...Vince/Howard/Vince)
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 5,748
Warnings: Unbeta'd.
Summary: Vince takes a potion which essentially clones him. I’m not going to try to fool any of you; there’s no plot to be had here. This is just a big-ass PWP fic that got way out of hand. Magical Mishap fics are my forte, y’know.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. I’m just a girl havin’ a slice of fun pie.

Author’s Note: I don’t know what happened (that’s a lie. Porn. Porn happened), but I did this thing. Eyeliner and Cigarettes is still to come, I swear I am working on it. But I started writing this for 19incheswho requested it on the (I’m assuming) now defunct Boosh Meme a looong ass time ago and then...yeah. Whatever. Enjoy the porn! [Also, to those of you who commented on my last post and didn’t receive a response: I did read your comments and I greatly appreciated them. But LJ was being an asshole and wouldn’t let me reply. Sorry. :( ]

( Howard doesn't think much of the loud bang that sounds from the bathroom... )