Fic: Not A Pretty Story, 1/?

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Title: Not A Pretty Story, 1/?
Summary: Naboo and Bob Fossil have just run over Bryan Ferry
Rating: PG-13 for this chapter, NC-17 overall
Warnings: this chapter's only a bit dark but overall there will be accusations of bestiality, non-consensual sex, anatomically canon!Naboo, blood, violence and a more than usually convoluted plot. Oh, and tentacles
Length: about 570 words, just for starters
Disclaimer: I don’t own these lovely (and not-so-lovely) characters, I just borrow them to play with and nobody pays me for doing so
Notes: This has been lurking in my files for ages and it's time I bit the bullet and posted it even though I'm not sure I like it and I don't think you will either. Just remember, it never happened. Parts of it are distinctly unpleasant. I have no idea where those parts came from and I’m not sure I want to know. Un-beta’d: all errors are mine. Poor Naboo. I give him such a hard time...

Not A Pretty Story, 1/?

Naboo tried to run, but his robes tangled round his legs and brought him down.( It gets worse... )