booshslashhaven | Once more with Feeling! (Reply)

Title: Once more with feeling (RPS)
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: Paul has a few issues during filming
Word Count: 1235
Rating: PG
Warnings: a wee bit of kissing, and some stuff of a violent nature
Disclaimer: I dont own the Boosh, or anything affiliated with the boosh, dont sue me, i am but a poor struggling writer with no money.
Author’s Notes: Ok, this is a bunch of firsts for me. My first post on BSH, my first Noel/Julian pairing, its a bit out of my comfort zone too, but a friend inspired me to write it so i thought, "what the hell". So this is for her, and also a veeeeery big thankyou

isadorabelleb for Beta-ing for me, and giving me lots of help. And putting up with my nueroticness (thats a word . . honest)

Paul watched anxiously as Noel and Julian climbed on to the rooftop set. They were filming the Party episode today and the whole day had been absolute bedlam, more so than usual for the Boosh boys. Paul attributed it to the fact they had a large number of friends and family on set as extras for this episode. True it saved money, but now the boys were playing up in front of their friends.
    Rich was running around like a madman, thrusting his nipple tassels in the face of anybody who stood still for longer than 5 seconds. Mike and Pete kept messing around with the DJ decks set up in the flat, somehow managing to rig them up to actually play music. Dee refused to change out of her 'Electro girl' outfit and had been seen creeping round the dressing rooms with a video camera. Dave had acquired an entourage of 'Parka People' that insisted on following him around. Noel had been lurking around the set in his Old Gregg outfit, harassing the cast and crew. It had taken nearly two hours to catch him and convince him to change. And Julian had been corpsing through most of the scenes. Which was why Paul was glad they were now on the final scene of the day. It was the rooftop scene and he hoped to god the boys would be too tired to piss about.
    Whilst Noel adjusted himself, trying to find the best way to sit to make his outfit look good, Paul noticed Dee enter the studio. He smiled in acknowledgement, as she came to stand beside him. Dee was still wearing her electro girl outfit, but thankfully she seemed to have left the camcorder elsewhere. Paul looked back to Noel and Julian, now seemingly settled in their positions. This was a simple shot, and he really wanted to get it in as few takes as possible. It had been a very long day and the perfectionist in him was slowly being won over by his tiredness. Making sure everyone was where they should be Paul called "ACTION!".
    The scene was quite touching as well as comedic, and Paul was impressed the boys managed to keep a straight face for it. It was all going well, the boys were remembering their lines and everything was flowing smoothly. Paul smiled as Noel turned and lunged towards Julian for the kiss, stopping just short of sticking his tongue down his throat. Julian was slightly taken aback at first, but it was a perfect Howard response, and Paul, watching the monitor, was more than happy that the scene was going well.
    Then, as Julian stood up, he slipped. Noel put his arms out to steady him and nearly went over the edge too, causing them both to crack out in fits of laughter. 'Oh shit' thought Paul 'here we go'. Desperate to gain control of the situation as quickly as possible, he shouted out to the boys "go again, from 'thanks Howard‘"
    "Aww" he heard Dee exclaim. "Make them go from the kiss again"
    Paul laughed "there’s no need, that take was fine, and its getting late, we're going from 'thanks Howard' "
    Suddenly he felt a sharp point digging into his ribs. Dee's voice, mere inches from his ear dripped with menace. "I don’t think you understood me, pretty boy. I said make them go from the kiss".
    Paul’s eyes widened in alarm, he knew Dee could be feisty at times, but this was ridiculous. Panicking he looked around, there were a few members of the crew looking in their direction, but none of them seemed to notice that Dee was pressing a knife into his side. She twisted it slightly "Go on then" she hissed.
    "Ok" he shouted to Noel and Julian, the sound coming out more of a high pitch squeak in his panic. Clearing his throat he continued "Ok you two, from the kiss" Noel and Julian rolled their eyes, but got back to their marks. And ..."action". Again Noel lunged towards Julian, but he was slightly more prepared for it this time, though for character effect he still flayed his arms in the air. As Noel pressed himself onto him, Julian ran his hand down Noel’s back, tugging at the hem of his top as Noel pulled away, continuing the scene.
    "Cut" screamed Paul, as Dee's knife pinched his skin, "Go again" he called trying to stay calm. Well as calm as you can be with a mad woman poking you with a knife.

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    This time Noel was a bit more gentle with his approach, running his hand down Julian’s cheek, caressing his chin with his thumb as he gently kissed him. Julian’s lips were moist and inviting and Noel gently probed at them with his tongue, prising them apart and delving into him, tasting him. Julian let out a low moan. Spurred on by this Noel leant into him, consuming his personal space, as his fingers ran through Julians hair, pulling him into the kiss. Julian responded with an intensity that stoked the fire within him. Placing a hand on Noel’s knee, Julian slowly, ever so slowly, moved his hand up Noel’s thigh.

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    As Julian pulled Noel onto his lap. Paul could hear Dee sigh behind him. She seemed to be getting what she wanted out of the scene. Looking around, half the crew had stopped what they were doing and were now staring transfixed at the duo on set, but it was too much for TV. "CUT!" Paul shouted, but Noel and Julian just carried on. "CUT!!" he shouted again, but still they did not respond, they were too lost in each other.

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    Noel could hear vague noises going on around him, but they were drowned out by the sensation of Julian’s strong hands roaming over his body, sending euphoric waves coursing through him. The fire in his loins was becoming an all consuming inferno as he pressed himself into Julian.
    By now Noel was straddling Julian, cupping his face in his hands, tracing a path of kisses along his cheek to Julians ear. Whilst Julian ran his hands over Noels buttocks, slipping them underneath his sheer top, caressing his smooth skin, as he tenderly pulled him closer.

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    Paul could do nothing but watch, and mentally add up how much this was costing him in time and film. As Dee's breath came heavier, Paul dared not even think what she was getting out of this. He heard a sudden gasp followed by an "Oh God!" from Dee, then the pressure from the knife relaxed. It was a few moments before he dared turn round, but she was nowhere to be seen.
Turning back to the increasingly illicit scene on set he shouted "Alright you two, stop pissing about and cut!"
    Suddenly snapped out of their revelry, Noel and Julian turned to Paul, who looked at them sternly. "That’s enough, we've got all we need……although THAT….." he made a hand gesture to indicate the scene just passed "is never going to make it into the show!"
     Noel looked at Paul with a doe eyed expression, biting his bottom lip. "Oopsy" he said, turning to Julian with a mischievous smile. Julian smiled back and gave him a playful pat on the backside. "Aye, maybe not . . but it'll make one hell of an Easter egg"