The Boosh Slash Haven

Title: A Good Party, 2/?
Summary: Another deleted scene from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: This bit’s PG-13, if that, but there is smut to come...
Warnings: A tiny bit of bad language
Length: only about 800 words
Spoilers: Someone falls asleep
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Yes, I know, it’s been forever since I updated this. Part 1 is here if you need to refresh your memory. This is a paltry short segment but there is a juicy chunk of dialogue already written for the next post; I just need to make myself punctuate it. I hope I haven’t taken Saboo too far out of character in this chapter. In his defence (and mine), he is still very drunk...



‘Nice room.’ Naboo looks at the double bed, and raises an eyebrow. ‘Thought you might get lucky, did you?’
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Title: A Good Party, 1/?
Summary: Some deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: This part’s only PG but overall let’s call it NC-17 to be on the safe side
Warnings: references to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 2150 words
Spoilers: It was Saboo who organised the whole thing
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Don’t ask me where this came from, I was just innocently re-watching the beach volleyball scene for research purposes and before I knew it I had yet another version of my favourite pairing on my hands. And yes, I know I have now written myself into a huge plot-hole regarding the events surrounding Naboo’s almost-execution. But Tony Harrison assures me there is a perfectly logical explanation for said plot-hole, so one of these days I’ll write myself out of it! Meanwhile, I hope you enjoy the party...



‘It’s been a good party.’

‘It’s been a good party.’

If one more pissed shaman says that to me tonight, I’m going to empty what’s left of my drink over his or her head.

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 5/?:
Summary: We know what must be done
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Length: about 730 words – yes, I am dealing it out in chunks again
Spoilers: Vince needs a hankie but hasn’t got one
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: once again, sorry this is taking so long to update, but the Special of Doom had to take priority! There is another chunk almost ready to post, I think, and I have now transcribed all of the rather rambly scribbles from that particular bit of my notebook, so I’m hoping I’ll be able to reconcile them all into something resembling a plot...

Enigma Variations, Coda, 5/?: Complicated

‘Trouble,’ Vince whispers to Howard, interrupting their kiss as the sound of weeping registers with Vince’s newly invigorated brain cell.

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 2/?: Cup
Summary: It’s a long story, and Howard doesn’t know where to start
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Length: somewhat short of 1000 words
Spoilers: Naboo still makes a good cup of tea
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: I’m sorry, I know, I know, I said I’d be away for a week and it’s been WAY longer... this is a short chapter but I promise I won’t leave you hanging for so long before the next one!

Enigma Variations, Coda, 2/?: Cup

‘Vince got c... got sick,’ Howard says hoarsely, huddling deeper into the armchair beside the fire. He feels as though he’ll never be warm again. ‘It was alright, until then. It was...’

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Title: A Bit Rubbish, 1/3
Summary: it wasn’t burglars on the roof
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Spoilers: there is mistletoe, but it's a bit rubbish
Length: 700-ish words
Disclaimer: not my characters, I only borrowed them and will put them back all mended when I’ve finished
Notes: it took me ages to come round to the idea of this pairing actually getting it on – my head canon has them as good friends who decided a long time ago that screwing each other would be a bad idea. I hope you don’t find my plot device too corny. I’m sure Naboo rolled his eyes and muttered ‘bloody hell, we just can’t get the writers these days’, but he is a professional and went along with it…

A Bit Rubbish, 1/3


‘Dennis? What the fuck were you doin’ on the roof?’

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Title: All There Is To It 2/4
Summary: Two shamen are on their way home from a field mission; things are looking up
Rating: PG for language
Warnings: full-colour vomiting, very silly dialogue
Spoilers: Naboo gets his tablets mixed up
Length: 1700-ish words *thinks: and this was only meant to be a one-shot, will I never learn?*
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit, don’t sue, lentils are very nutritious and I quite like Steeleye Span really
Notes: I rashly promised you smut-in-a-castle. This is in a castle. But it isn’t smut. Yet...

All There Is To It 2/4

Naboo heaves a sigh of relief as his weatherworking spell makes the mist over the mountains swirl and part, revealing the battlements of the King’s Castle perched on its crag far below.

Saboo stirs and mutters: ‘Are we there yet?’
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Title: Like a Hole in the Head, part 4/4
Summary: Saboo has eaten too much cheese
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: anatomically canon!Naboo and the usual associated TMI
Spoilers: Naboo asks a very important question. And there is smut
Length: about 2700 words
Disclaimer: I do not own these beautiful boys and make no profit from my demented ramblings about their purely hypothetical activities
Notes: This is definitely the last part of this particular, umm, one-shot. I have a lot more plot bunnies that I need to chase!


Like a Hole in the Head, part 4/4


On the sofa, Saboo dreams.


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Title: Getting Over You
Summary: It’s the morning after Howard's birthday party, and Vince has a few regrets
Rating: PG-13 mostly for language
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Howard has a nightmare
Length: about 1520 words
Disclaimer: these lovely characters are not mine, although I wish they were; I make no profit from my demented ramblings about them
Notes: I’m back (sort of) and I bring a one-shot… as ever, comments and concrit and suggestions for further one-shots are all very welcome!


Getting Over You


Fuck me, Vince Noir, that was one hell of a party you organised there, the brain cell says, pressing an imaginary ice-pack to his aching head and phoning through to his secretary for more virtual Resolve.

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