The Boosh Slash Haven

Title: A Good Party, 3/4
Summary: Some more deleted scenes from Dennis’s stag weekend
Rating: R-ish for this part
Warnings: References to alcohol and drug-taking; anatomically canon!Naboo just in case that worries anybody, although I’m pretty sure by now that it doesn’t
Length: about 1400 words
Spoilers: Saboo wakes up with a hangover, but Naboo finds a way to take his mind off it
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy. Especially when they are making each other happy too
Notes: Thanks for reading. There is one more chunk still to come, after which there may or may not be a follow-up, depending on how distracted I get by all the other plot bunnies I’ve got lurking in my notebook...

A Good Party, 3/4

Ouch.

My head hurts.

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 9/9: curtains
Summary: A few things need to be sorted out
Rating: G
Warnings: sweeeeet fluffffinesss... a large bucket may be in order
Length: a tad over 1500 words
Spoilers: Bet you can guess which two words end this!
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy
Notes: And so at last we reach the end. But as we all know, it’s not really the end. I’ve just stopped writing at what is a promising new beginning for all four of them, and am going to leave them to have all sorts of fun times without me eavesdropping on them or pointing cameras at them or making them broken and unhappy just so that I can put them back together and make them smile again. Not in this particular timeline, anyway...

Huge thanks to everyone who has stuck with this story right from its beginnings, and everyone who has discovered it since. It’s been a big part of my life for the past two years and I’m really happy that so many other people have enjoyed something that I created purely for my own amusement!

You can find the whole Enigma Variations story on AO3 here and the coda will eventually join it. Meanwhile here are links to the rest of the previous bits of this coda since it's rather spread out: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8. Once again, thanks for reading.

Enigma Variations, Coda, 9/9: curtains


vince has dark shadows under his eyes this morning

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 8/?: Cake
Summary: There is cake. And more cake.
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Length: about 1520 words
Spoilers: Vince tells the story of how he and Howard got to Xooberon
Disclaimer: These are not my characters. I know them so well, but still I don’t own them and they’re not making me any money, they’re just making me happy
Notes: This future is entirely imaginary, but magic tomato soup cake is real. I found a recipe on the kookychow blog on Tumblr and it just seemed like the sort of thing Naboo would bake when he was high...

Enigma Variations, Coda, 8/?: Cake


‘More cake?’ Naboo pushes the loaded serving plate across the coffee table.

Howard shakes his head. ‘No, thanks, I couldn’t eat another thing.’

‘I could,’ Vince says hopefully.

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 6/?:
Summary: it has come to the crunch. And Howard has come to the rescue
Rating: NC-17 to be on the safe side although this POV isn’t particularly graphic
Warnings: anatomically canon!Naboo although that’s never put anyone off before
Length: a paltry 937 words. I hope that’s enough to convey this pretty, pretty picture...
Spoilers: nobody dies in this chapter but at least three people have rather amazing orgasms
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: someone suggested a fourway in a comment a while ago, and the idea took root and refused to go away. This scene was scribbled in a notebook in a  hospital waiting room almost a year ago... Sorry it’s been such an age since I posted. Real life has an unfortunate habit of interfering with my writing activities! I will try to get this wrapped up by Christmas, I promise. (Aaaah, did you see what I did there? Wrapped up by Christmas... That's one of mine...) Oh, sorry, you wanted to read more of the story?


Enigma Variations, Coda, 6/?: crunch

the sound of saboo weeping makes you ache for him, he never cries

well, hardly ever

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Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 4/?: cry
Summary: Naboo is in despair
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Length: about 870 words.
Spoilers: Howard wakes up. So does Vince
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: Don’t hate me *passes hankies* I will make it all right, I will, I will... I’m just not quite sure how yet!

Enigma Variations, Coda, 4/?: cry


there are some things you can’t fix, not even with magic

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Hey there! I'm back, and I bring fic! Bit of a juicy dangle I'm afraid, this is only a small chunk and I have no clear idea what will happen next, also I'm about to lose my internet connection for the next ten days or so *sobs* although I guess that will give me time to write some more...

Title: Enigma Variations, Coda, 1/?
Summary: Naboo has a very bad start to his day
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: lack of punctuation, little bit of blood
Length: about 530 words
Spoilers: there is an accident
Disclaimer: these characters aren’t mine, more’s the pity, and I make no profit from writing about them
Notes: Well, I guess it was inevitable that there would be more of this story in the end. This isn’t entirely the ‘more’ I was expecting, but since when have any of these characters done what I expected?

Enigma Variations, Coda, 1/?: Crash

it comes out of the blue

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Title: Potion Commotion, 3/3
Summary: There is smut! Howince smut!
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Length: about 3680 words
Spoilers: See Summary
Disclaimer: none of these characters is mine, I make no profit from writing daft stuff about them, I just enjoy it more than is probably healthy
Notes: sorry about the gap in posting; for some reason it took me even longer than usual to write the smut and I’m still not happy with it. But I have got it to the ‘post it and be damned’ stage and I need to let it go and move on to the other draft stories now scrawled in various notebooks...


Potion Commotion, 3/3

Well, this isn’t how Vince expected Valentine’s Day to end: with himself and Howard lying side by side in bed, holding hands.

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Title: There For A Reason, 3/3
Summary: Two shamen get down to the REAL business
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: tentacles, soppiness, ridiculous and incomprehensible plot device
Spoilers: An unexpected visitor turns up
Length: about 3320 words
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, I just like to mould them to my own twisted designs. Yes, I know I should get out more
Notes: there is a coda to come, in which all the incomprehensible bits will be explained for Dennis’s benefit, and yours. Although I’m sure you’ve worked out the reason why the box was there by now...

There For A Reason, 3/3

Tony likes virgins. He makes no secret of it. There is still something special about first times, even though his was several centuries ago.

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Title: A Bit Rubbish, 6/7
Summary: Breakfast is a bit late today, and it looks as though lunch will be even later
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: Dennis works one more bit of magic
Length: about 2200 words, but who's counting?
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit, don’t sue, I know carpets don't fly but I do believe in a bit of Christmas magic
Notes: Happy New Year to anybody still reading! Sorry it’s been so long since I last posted. Lots of seasonal things got in the way - mostly good things though, so I can’t really complain. The story is getting there in its own sweet time (it’s taken the boys ages to tell me how they wanted to play this) but it’s not quite the end of Twelfth Night yet, although the smutty coda will probably be technically late for Christmas...

A Bit Rubbish, 6/7


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