Fic.

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TITLE: Nathan Barley @ Christmas.
AUTHOR: Astrid.
FANDOM: Nathan Barley.
PAIRING: Nathan/Dan.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
WARNINGS: The tiniest smidgen of slash. Some swearing.
SUMMARY: Upper-middle-class London media scumbag Nathan Barley visits an overpriced Soho shitstack to waste £350 on a selection of ironic Christmas gifts.
DISCLAIMER: This is fanfic.
NOTES: I'm reading Charlie Brooker's Screen Burn at the moment and I found this quote from the 24th of December 2001:
"Alternative Christmas Day TV Listings.
10.25: Nathan Barley @ Christmas. Upper-middle-class London media scumbag Nathan Barley visits an overpriced Soho shitstack to waste £350 on a selection of ironic Christmas gifts including an A-Team nativity set, a clockwork Bin Laden, the 2002 Zapruder Footage calendar featuring a different still for each month, a set of furry dice with the heads of The Strokes replacing the dots, a bottle of Ron Jeremy Cream Shampoo (emulating the precise consistency of semen and manufactured in San Francisco by a company whose name is spelt out in a knowingly kitsch font), two packets of swastika-shaped corn snacks and a Japanese digital camera that prints photographs on marzipan-scented recycled toilet paper."
This fic is what I imagine happened.


( Nathan Barley @ Christmas. )