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Title: A Yes And A Yes
Author: RD
Pairing: Julian/Noel, Noel/Simon (Amstell)
Rating: Hard R
A/N: Endless thanks to rionaleonhart and eggshellseas for looking over this.

( Julian realises it's officially A Problem when he starts touching Noel's hair. )

Fic: Return of the Spirit of Jazz, Part One, PG-13

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Title: Return of the Spirit of Jazz., Part One
Pairing: Vince/Howard
Summary: The Spirit of Jazz has come back for Howard.
Word Count: 1550
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh.  I do not own them.  No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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More Anonymous Kink fic. It really isn't so anonymous anymore, is it?

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Title: Looks Toxic
Pairing: Neon/Ultra
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: NC-17
Summary: From the prompt ‘Requesting some violent, filthy, graphic and passionate Electro Girl femmeslash (Neon/Ultra) plz! <3<3<3’
Disclaimer: I own nothing!  Nothing at all.  Neon and Ultra are the creations of Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, and their portrayal is entirely the property of the fabulous and snoggable Dee Plume and Sue Denim.
Warnings: General roughness, some bloodplay, femmeslash (obviously)

( Neon loves to be in control, always; she loves to play with her knife, draw blood, slap people around, loves to get on top and make them serve her pleasure. Ultra loves to set Neon off balance, and so the instant they stalk through the door to their flat, she grabs Neon by her artfully-ripped lapels and throws her through a door and onto the bed before she can even take off her stiletto-sharp heels. )

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Prompt: Drunk Howard while Vince taking advantage of him. Mental Dilemma for Vince
Pairing: Vince/Howard
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh. I do not own them. No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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Prompt: Mr. Susan/Sandstorm crack smut.
Pairing: Mr. Susan/Sandstorm
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh. I do not own them. No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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Prompt: Cross-Dressing Saboo/Dennis the Head Shaman
Pairing: Saboo/Dennis
Rating: PG-13

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Prompt: Howard the dirty ball-fondling male prostitute (slightly tweaked for quality)
Pairing: Howard/Elanor
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh. I do not own them. No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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Prompt: Someone's possessed by the Spirit of Emo
Pairing: None really.
Rating: PG - self-harm reference.
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh. I do not own them. No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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Prompt:  Vince's first time with an older man from another fandom (slightly tweaked for quality).
Pairing: Vince/Jareth from Labyrinth
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I did not make Howard, Vince, or any of the Boosh.  Nor did I make any of the characters from Labyrinth. I do not own them. No misrepresentation is intended, and no profit is being made.

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FIC: Close Your Eyes. Barley/Boosh crossover, NC17.

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Disclaimer: No truth, no profit, just larks.
Pairing: Dan Ashcroft/Vince Noir. Plus Dan/Jones and Vince/Howard. Cracky crossovers ftw!
Prompt: "Vince getting a spanking from Dan Ashcroft. Then giving him a blowjob." Requested in the porn jamboree, you dirty beggars.
Wordcount: 3600ish
Rating: NC17.

( Close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire and let me kiss you )

3:47am [RPS: Noel/Julian]

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Title: 3:47am
Pairing: Noel/Julian
Summary: Leading up to the art show at Maison Bertaux, Noel paints like mad and Julian appears unannounced.
Word Count: 2,777 words
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13.
Warnings: RPS, slash, idle swearing. Oh, and indirect het warning, as girlfriends are mentioned.
Disclaimer: IT'S ALL LIES AND THEY'RE NOT MINE
Author's Notes: This is part of an impossibly longer fic that's still unfinished. This bit kind-of works as a stand-alone, though... To note, this picks up about 7,500 words into the bigger fic, and there's plenty of UST up until this point. So if you were reading the whole thing there'd be more of a build-up. But oh well. ONWARDS!





( Impossibly early on a Tuesday morning, there’s a knock at the door. )

Last of My Kink Meme Contributions

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Because I have to stop after this - at least to catch up on my slash reading! So sorry if I promised you a rose garden and didn't follow through (even though you won't know if it was me).

Easing you in with a short one again, just a little bit of crack.

Prompt: Vince's Brain Cell/Brain Cell's Secretary
Rating: 16ish
Disclaimer: I don't own Vince's Brain, but that's quite a concept

( A Wonderful Woman )

And now here I go, officially losing my Boosh RPS cherry! I'm posting this here *instead* of to the meme, because it got quite long and involved, incorporating some ideas I already had. I don't think it's up to the standards of my FPS for this fandom, or up to the RPS standards of this fandom... but, I HAD to.

Prompt: First time Julian and Noel kiss in a club. Lots and lots of UST.
Rating: 14ish
Disclaimer: Never happened... well, the kiss in the club did, according to Noel Fielding, but I don't know anything about it, unfortunately. Which means: FICTION
Warnings/Author's Notes: I'm a total hypocrite, because there are girlfriend mentions, even though it makes me uncomfortable to read them! Also warning for FLUFF. And to the prompter: Hope this is enough UST for you!!

( The Exhibitionists )