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Title: Of Nurses Uniforms and Lightsabre Duels
Pairing: Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Summary: Jonnatton Yeah? gets Dan to write an article on sex toys.
Rating: NC-17 and I REALLY mean it this time
Word count: 2771
Disclaimer: Nobody tell Chris Morris I've been playing with his dollies and making them kiss. Again.
Author's notes: The genesis of this fic came from a thread in the comments of the latest chapter of the lovely and far superior to this, multimedia Dan/Jones collaboration that
obeythebunny and
coeur_de_noir are writing. If you haven't read it yet, what are you doing reading this rubbish? Go and read it now.
We... somehow got into a discussion of dildos after I said that I wanted to give Jones a glittery pink dildo and a hug.
coeur_de_noir said that Dan would have to have a macho navy dildo with the British flag on it. It all sort of went downhill from that point on, when I suggested they have a drunken giggly lightsabre duel with them.
obeythebunny then commanded that it must be written and gave me an excellent synopsis that I could never hope to come up with. I obeyed the bunny and wrote it. And here it is.
obeythebunny this one's for you ;)
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EDIT: Some lovely fanart of the fic has been drawn, check it out here and leave the artist some comment love.
“It's a bit more Darth Vader than sexy nurse, isn't it?”
Pairing: Dan Ashcroft/Jones
Summary: Jonnatton Yeah? gets Dan to write an article on sex toys.
Rating: NC-17 and I REALLY mean it this time
Word count: 2771
Disclaimer: Nobody tell Chris Morris I've been playing with his dollies and making them kiss. Again.
Author's notes: The genesis of this fic came from a thread in the comments of the latest chapter of the lovely and far superior to this, multimedia Dan/Jones collaboration that
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We... somehow got into a discussion of dildos after I said that I wanted to give Jones a glittery pink dildo and a hug.
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EDIT: Some lovely fanart of the fic has been drawn, check it out here and leave the artist some comment love.
“It's a bit more Darth Vader than sexy nurse, isn't it?”