[Fic] Interference, or a Shaman's Guide to Quantum Mechanics (6/12)

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Title: Interference, or a Shaman’s Guide to Quantum Mechanics (6/12)
Pairing: Howard/Vince pre-slash, Jack/Adair (AU doppelgangers) established relationship
Fandom: Boosh/Half-Life 2
Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Adventure/Romance
Summary: Vince Noir, Zombie Slayer.
Word Count: 7150 (this chapter), +30,000 (total)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Violence, ALIENS, ridiculous pseudo-science.
Disclaimer: Boosh belongs to Julian and Noel and Baby Cow, Half-Life 2 belongs to Valve.

Author’s note: I’m so sorry this is so long in coming! It’s actually been more or less written for … months, but not ready to post, and I was distracted by schoolwork, writing other things, etc. But here it is. And chapter 7 is not finished but is about halfway written, and hopefully it won’t take as long as this one did.

Previously: Chapter 1: London / Chapter 2: City 14 / Chapter 3: Tesseract / Chapter 4: Lambda / Chapter 5: Arabelle

Since the story's getting a bit complicated now and there's been such a long time, last time we saw Vince (in Chapter 4), he'd teamed up with Adair, Roxanne, and Tessler, and they'd discovered something unpleasant in a supply depot in Elephant & Castle.

Chapter Six: Mort

( 'Capable' wasn't a word used to describe Vince Noir very often. )

FIC: Fast Fuse (Mint Royale 7/8)

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Title: Fast Fuse
Pairing: Bank Robber/Getaway Driver
Summary: Nearly 3 years after their first encounter, robber and driver meet again.
Word count: 3,320 (this part)
Rating: NC-17 overall
Disclaimer: I gave them new names and all, but I don't own Mint Royale, or their video, or Julian and Noel for that matter. No harm is meant.
Author's Notes: Massive thanks to the Mint Royale filter on my friends list and to my lovely beta, the_reverand.

Part 1 (Prologue)
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

(7. If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten)