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booshslashhavenTitle: D is for Dads (4/26)
Pairing: Noel/Dave.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing
Summary: "A father is always making his baby into a little woman and when she is a woman, he turns her back again.."- Enid Bagnold.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children.
"Daddy Bollo's gonna be home soon." Noel said.
His 9 month year old daughter looked up at him with astonishing blue eyes.
Noel nodded. "He will. You gonna tidy up before he comes home?" He asked, looking at toys scattered everywhere, along with abandoned dummies, a bottle and bowl of freshly chopped up banana.
She looked at him then carried on throwing things.
"You dont pick stuff up do you?" Noel asked, picking her up. "You knock stuff down. Punk Baby. Punky baby.. Slavercan."
Tilly Panda Bear Brown Fielding.
Gemini.
Makes mess. Laughs at everything.
Shocking blue eyes and mousy brown hair.
Probably the most loved little girl in the world.
Noel heard Dave jingle his keys outside the door. He gasped and looked at Tilly. "He's here. Shout him. Shout him."
Tilly took a deep breath. "Dadadadadadada!" She said, as loud as her tiny lungs would let her shout.
Dave opened the door.
Noel put Tilly on the floor. "Go get him. I'm coming! I'm coming!" Noel said following her as she scuttled along the laminate on all fours.
Dave turned around and looked down at her. "Well look at you!" He picked her up and gave her a kiss. "She stinks." Dave singsonged walking past Noel.
"Well it must've been you exciting her into wetting her nappy cos she was fine a minute ago!" Noel argued.
"You stink." Dave told her. "Wee wee bum." He looked into the lounge. "What happened?!"
Noel started clearing up. "Dont look at me."
Dave looked at Tilly. "Thats a lot of mess for a little girl."
Noel plucked a banana slice from the plastic Pingu bowl and ate it, offering the bowl to Tilly. "You eating that Panda Bear?"
Tilly looked at it, realling thinking about the question.
Dave looked at Noel and smiled.
Noel took a slice out and held it out for her. "Ta."
Tilly gripped it with both her hands. "Ta." She said.
Noel stroked her hair back and kissed her forehead.
Dave's smile broadened.
Noel stroked Dave's hair back and kissed his forehead.
"You're a proper little Mum you are." Dave told him.
Noel smiled. "I'm a Man-Mum."
*
Saturday. Noel's turn to sleep in.
Dave was on morning shift.
He sat Tilly in her highchair and made another desperate attempt for her first word. "Do you want some toast? Toast? Can you say toast?"
Tilly sat and looked up at him, gurgling.
"No, alright.. How about....Banana?"
Nothing but gurgling.
"Juice? Thats easy. Do you want some juice?"
Tilly opened her mouth. "Jooooooose."
"Oh my God! Did you just say Juice?!"
"Jooose."
"You said juice!" Dave picked her up and ran to the bedroom. "Noel!"
There should only ever be two reasons to wake a sleeping Noel.
1) If there is a one day only sale on in Topshop.
2) If a celebrity has died.
Dave shook Noel. "Noel! Noel wake up!"
Noel shot up. "Is it a sale or a death?"
"ITS JUICE!"
Noel frowned. "I beg your pardon?"
"It's Juice! It was the most beautiful moment in my life and it was juice!"
"Dave have you gone insane?"
Dave looked at Tilly. "Tilly. Do you want some juice?"
Tilly blinked once. "Jooose."
Noel teared up. "Oh its juice."
"Her first word. It could have been something traditional like Dad or.. No.. But it wasnt. She said juice!"
*
"Show Uncle Naboo how to play indians." Noel said.
Tilly was too interested in tugging at his beard.
"Tilly Floss." Noel tried to get her attention. "Stop pulling his face off."
Noel sat inbetween Diane and Mike. "Panda."
Tilly looked at him.
Noel gently hit the pads of his fingers against her lips repeatively.
Tilly stuck out her tounge and hummed against Noel's hand making it sound like the Indian call.
Diane laughed silently.
"Tilly do it." Noel said, wiping his hand on his jeans.
Tilly hit her hand on her mouth a lot slower than Noel did.
Ray flicked his eye's from Noel to Dave and back again. "What'd you think she's gonna be?"
"What shes gonna be?" Dave asked. "Shit, Ray. She's gonna be an artist."
Pairing: Noel/Dave.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing
Summary: "A father is always making his baby into a little woman and when she is a woman, he turns her back again.."- Enid Bagnold.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children.
"Daddy Bollo's gonna be home soon." Noel said.
His 9 month year old daughter looked up at him with astonishing blue eyes.
Noel nodded. "He will. You gonna tidy up before he comes home?" He asked, looking at toys scattered everywhere, along with abandoned dummies, a bottle and bowl of freshly chopped up banana.
She looked at him then carried on throwing things.
"You dont pick stuff up do you?" Noel asked, picking her up. "You knock stuff down. Punk Baby. Punky baby.. Slavercan."
Tilly Panda Bear Brown Fielding.
Gemini.
Makes mess. Laughs at everything.
Shocking blue eyes and mousy brown hair.
Probably the most loved little girl in the world.
Noel heard Dave jingle his keys outside the door. He gasped and looked at Tilly. "He's here. Shout him. Shout him."
Tilly took a deep breath. "Dadadadadadada!" She said, as loud as her tiny lungs would let her shout.
Dave opened the door.
Noel put Tilly on the floor. "Go get him. I'm coming! I'm coming!" Noel said following her as she scuttled along the laminate on all fours.
Dave turned around and looked down at her. "Well look at you!" He picked her up and gave her a kiss. "She stinks." Dave singsonged walking past Noel.
"Well it must've been you exciting her into wetting her nappy cos she was fine a minute ago!" Noel argued.
"You stink." Dave told her. "Wee wee bum." He looked into the lounge. "What happened?!"
Noel started clearing up. "Dont look at me."
Dave looked at Tilly. "Thats a lot of mess for a little girl."
Noel plucked a banana slice from the plastic Pingu bowl and ate it, offering the bowl to Tilly. "You eating that Panda Bear?"
Tilly looked at it, realling thinking about the question.
Dave looked at Noel and smiled.
Noel took a slice out and held it out for her. "Ta."
Tilly gripped it with both her hands. "Ta." She said.
Noel stroked her hair back and kissed her forehead.
Dave's smile broadened.
Noel stroked Dave's hair back and kissed his forehead.
"You're a proper little Mum you are." Dave told him.
Noel smiled. "I'm a Man-Mum."
*
Saturday. Noel's turn to sleep in.
Dave was on morning shift.
He sat Tilly in her highchair and made another desperate attempt for her first word. "Do you want some toast? Toast? Can you say toast?"
Tilly sat and looked up at him, gurgling.
"No, alright.. How about....Banana?"
Nothing but gurgling.
"Juice? Thats easy. Do you want some juice?"
Tilly opened her mouth. "Jooooooose."
"Oh my God! Did you just say Juice?!"
"Jooose."
"You said juice!" Dave picked her up and ran to the bedroom. "Noel!"
There should only ever be two reasons to wake a sleeping Noel.
1) If there is a one day only sale on in Topshop.
2) If a celebrity has died.
Dave shook Noel. "Noel! Noel wake up!"
Noel shot up. "Is it a sale or a death?"
"ITS JUICE!"
Noel frowned. "I beg your pardon?"
"It's Juice! It was the most beautiful moment in my life and it was juice!"
"Dave have you gone insane?"
Dave looked at Tilly. "Tilly. Do you want some juice?"
Tilly blinked once. "Jooose."
Noel teared up. "Oh its juice."
"Her first word. It could have been something traditional like Dad or.. No.. But it wasnt. She said juice!"
*
"Show Uncle Naboo how to play indians." Noel said.
Tilly was too interested in tugging at his beard.
"Tilly Floss." Noel tried to get her attention. "Stop pulling his face off."
Noel sat inbetween Diane and Mike. "Panda."
Tilly looked at him.
Noel gently hit the pads of his fingers against her lips repeatively.
Tilly stuck out her tounge and hummed against Noel's hand making it sound like the Indian call.
Diane laughed silently.
"Tilly do it." Noel said, wiping his hand on his jeans.
Tilly hit her hand on her mouth a lot slower than Noel did.
Ray flicked his eye's from Noel to Dave and back again. "What'd you think she's gonna be?"
"What shes gonna be?" Dave asked. "Shit, Ray. She's gonna be an artist."
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:05 pm (UTC)^_^
That's adorable.
Omg Manmum! :D
Tilly's awesome.
And JOOOOOOOSE! LOL!
Eeep Michael McIntyre ftw! :D
Hahah sale in Topshop or death. :P
Stop pulling his face off. :') Fuck I love you.
xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:06 pm (UTC)LOL
i love you too ;)
xxx
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:23 pm (UTC)this excites me way more than it should :)
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:25 pm (UTC)YAY!! hahahahh
dont worry, theres nothing wrong with that!
:)
haha.
mcintyre is a comedy genious.
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:29 pm (UTC)Would anyone like to tell me the Michael McIntryre reference ive clearly missed?
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:40 pm (UTC)in his new stand up dvd.
he talks about his son saying juice like joooose (or jews)
i dont wanna spoil it if you havent seen it hahhaa
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Date: 2009-01-08 04:31 pm (UTC)My brotheres was fish haha
or ish/
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:40 pm (UTC)N'awww! I love Tilly already! And Noel being all Ma-Mum!!! :O
Words cannot describe how much i love this series...
:D
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Date: 2009-01-07 09:49 pm (UTC)i cant write cute baby years for too long so in chapter E we step into a time machine kthnx
wooah spooky dooky!
:|
haaaa
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Date: 2009-01-07 11:09 pm (UTC)I wasnt too sure at first about the whole Dave/Noel pairing, but this chapter just made it. They are soooo the cutest dads ever!
*Really actually wants to name her child something Panda Bear now too...*
Awesome, you've turned me around L)
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Date: 2009-01-08 05:43 pm (UTC)MoreMoreMore!!!!
PleasePleasePlease!!!!
=]
xxxxx
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Date: 2009-01-08 07:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-08 07:07 pm (UTC)hahaa
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Date: 2009-01-09 11:10 pm (UTC)1) If there is a one day only sale on in Topshop.
2) If a celebrity has died.
That was pretty brilliant. :-D
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Date: 2009-01-19 01:28 am (UTC)JOOOOOOSE