H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes.

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Title: H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. (8/26)
Pairing: Noel/Dave.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing
Summary: "Filthy heart and swollen hips. She said 'Oh my name is I'm not pretty, isnt it a pity that you wont kiss these rotten lips?' Oh take me home eyes."- Ole Black 'N' Blue Eyes- The Fratellis.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan.

 

"You look like you're having a rough day."
Noel looked up.
Staring him in the face was possibly the most beautiful woman in the Hawley Arms. As much of a cliche as it was.
"May I?" She asked, signalling to the bar stool beside him.
D-Day, who was working behind the bar, cleared his throat.
Noel snapped his jaw shut and nodded.
The blonde sat down, her tight skirt hocked up slightly, showing off more of her milky pale, smooth surface legs.
Noel tried not to stare. Instead he looked into his flirtini.
"Can I get a White Russian please?" She asked.
D-Day nodded. "Coming up."
"I'll get it." Noel offered.
"Want me to put it on your tab?" D-Day asked.
Noel nodded.
"Such a gentleman." The woman beamed.
Noel looked up at her and blushed slightly.
"I'm Grace." She introduced.
"Noel."
"Hi."
Noel smiled. "Hi."
"What are you drowning your sorrows for? If its not too bold to ask?"
"Just one of those days." Noel shrugged.
"I know exactly what you mean love."
"You dont look like the kinda lass to be alone."
"Well I wasnt... I just broke up with my boyfriend."
"Oh... Sorry."
"You're a man right? Why are you all so insensitive and hopeless and never listen?!"
Noel thought about this. He said the only thing he could muster. "We're sorry."
Grace smiled toothily.
Noel ran his tounge across his own crooked teeth, self conciously.
"Sorry. I shouldnt bother you. It's no business of yours."
Noel shrugged. "I dont mind. I'm bored anyway. I could use the company."

*

"You didnt have to walk me home." Grace said.
"I didnt know I was. I dont know where you live, I'm just walking."
Grace giggled.
"Dont worry about it. I couldnt sit and talk to you for 3 hours then just send you out like sheep amidst the wolves."
"You know I'm not too shabby at looking after myself thank you."
"Yes but you're drunk."
"So are you!"
Noel laughed. "Oh. Yeah." His phone vibrated in his pocket.
He looked at the text message.

1 New Message
Bollo.

Hey noely. I tried ringing you but it went straight to answer machine. Text us when you get this?
Just need to know you're alright babydoll.. It's late.
all my love xxx

"Anyone important?" Grace asked.
Noel cleared his throat. "Network message." He lied.
"Well this is me. Do you wanna come in for a coffee or... More alcohol?"
"Urm.."
"I'm not forcing you."
Noel grabbed her arm and looked at her watch, his vision slightly jaded from intoxication forcing him to hold it right up against his face.
Grace laughed.
Noel looked into her bright green eyes. "Yeah okay then. Only if you dont mind?"
"I asked."

*

"Still up?"
Dave looked up, through the moonlit room.
Tilly stood in the doorway in her pyjamas.
Dave looked back down and poured himself another slug of whiskey.
Tilly walked around and shifted the bottle, sitting in its place on the coffee table.
"He hasnt called." Dave explained.
"Stop worrying."
Dave shook his head. "I cant."
"Try."
Dave downed the whiskey.
"Stop drinking." Tilly told him. "Go to bed. It's late."
"No I wanna stay up until he comes home.. If he comes home."
"Dad. He probably crashed at Julian's or Rich's or somewhere. Go to bed. You need to sleep."

*

'I havent been with a woman in such a long time. I'm so madly totally in love with Dave! What the fuck have I just done?!"' Noel thought as he rode it out.
"Oh my god." Grace gasped. "Three times?"
Noel collapsed next to her. "I'm sorry. Thats never happened before."
Grace puffed her cheeks.
Silence echoed around the room, nothing but the sound of two strangers trying to catch their breath.

**Flashback**

"Bye Dave!" Noel called rushing out of the house.
"Excuse me sir!" Dave followed him out. "I noticed you left 50 quid on the dresser."
"Shut up Dave!"
"Surely the escort service told you I was 100?"
"Please shut up." Noel hailed a taxi.
"Have a nice day. You've got something on your mouth by the way..."
Noel wiped his mouth and smiled back at him.
"Bye."

**End**

Noel closed the front door wearily.
"Where've you been?" Dave asked.
Noel looked up at him.
"You've been gone all night. I know you havent been home because you're wearing the same as you went out in."
"D-Day offered to let me stay on his sofa."
Dave shook his head.
Tilly walked in and immediately pulled her nose up. She slowly walked up to Noel and sniffed him. "You smell like a prostitute."
"I dont believe you." Dave sighed.
"Dave, wait-"
"I dont wanna hear it."
"You dont know what I'm gonna say."
"I DONT want to hear it!" Dave walked off into the bedroom.
Noel looked at Tilly.
"You didnt?" She whispered.
Noel swallowed. "I'm sorry."
She shook her head. "You bastard!"

Comments

[coeur_de_noir]

NOEL, YOU HOAR.

[natawie.livejournal.com]

agreed (Y)

[elektropixie.livejournal.com]

thirded

[iluvvincenoir.livejournal.com]

Noel!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(
*Kicks Noel in the shin*
You idiot! Don't upset Dave!!! *hugs Dave*
:D Sorry got carried away *Blushes*

[natawie.livejournal.com]

*kicks noel in other shin*
*group hugs dave*

i told you it wasnt too happy.

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

OMG HE DIDN'T!
THE JAMMY NONCE!
NOEL YOU GO RIGHT UP TO DAVE AND SHAG HIS BRAINS OUT AND MARRY HIM AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO...LOVE!
*I lost track of what I was saying there...*

But anyway....NOEL! BAD BAD NOEL!
Fucking battycrease.
I hope Tilly and Naboo and Julian and Bobby Bob Bob and everyone bloody else kick him in the nuts for that.

Hahah I got a bit overexcited there.
Carry on. :)

xxxxxxxxxx

[natawie.livejournal.com]

dont ever say bad noel again


*crosses legs to hide lady erection*

[gloryiscalling.livejournal.com]

oh noely, you whore.
poor lickle dave!! <3

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

OH MY BLOODY GOD!
WOW!
I've just read from A to now because I hadn't spotted this fic...
It's amazing.
I'm sitting here like ':o'!!!
By FAR my favourite fic I've ever read.
-waits patiently for the next one-
You're an absolute legend!

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

And btw, you've just turned me into a big Naver.

(Noel and Dave = Nave? Dael? Nove? I don't know what to call it!)

[natawie.livejournal.com]

thanks :)


i was tryin to think.
i got nave and dale. LOL
nove
davel
hahaha i dunno i'm jusy makin em up now

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

I like Nove, haha!! :P

[natawie.livejournal.com]

LOL thats what it shall be from now on!
Nove!
Between us we have invented a new genre.
Genre Spanners!

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

Yay, haha!
-genre spanner high five-
You know what, after this fic...
I think I prefer Nove to Noelian.
-hides-

[natawie.livejournal.com]

LOL
awh thank you *blushes*
:)

honestly, i dont understand why there arent any Nove fics anywhere!
Once this series is done I might do a Julian/Fulcher fic! LOL
Julch. LOL
ew no, fulcher scares me.

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this is such a brilliant pairing! I think I might try my hand at some Nove at some point.

LMAO, JULCH!
You have to do that. It'd be so fucked up, it'd be hilarious!

'Oh Rich....'
'Make me into a nun sandwich cowboyyyy. ;)'

[natawie.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!
"i want you to mess me up fun time."
"I'm gonna mess you up."
"Turn me into a mess machine! Give me your sweet jazzy love squeezinz! Pound me like yesterdays beef!"

oh shit :')

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

OMG LMAO. You have to do that. It'd make my day! It's so wrong but so funny.

[natawie.livejournal.com]

LOL!!
i'm sort of tempted!
elbow patch porn! LOL

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

ROFL
Get the pocket cup and the bingo balls involved, haha! :-x

[natawie.livejournal.com]

'pocket cup and bingo balls'
if thats not a glorious euphanism then slap me thice and hand me to me mama!

LOL
deary me.
you're awsome you are! hahahahaa

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

Haha, it's Rich's version ;)
I hope he doesn't number and have rhymes for those kinda balls O.O

Rofl, thank you!
We both seem to have a very strange booshy version of a gutter mind, ha!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

its this comm!
howard being injected into vince to get rid of a jazz beast was perfectly innocent before i joined this comm!!

LOL

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

HAHA. OMG. I'd never though into that :x
-corrupted- xD

[gracefulstalker.livejournal.com]

my name is Grace, and you really love Johnny Depp films, don't you!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

yeah, who the fuck doesnt? :P

hello.

[sephy-noir.livejournal.com]

I noticed the Secret Window moment...I hope it doesn't end up the same as Secret Window...