W is for Wedding.

[natawie.livejournal.com]

Title: W is for Wedding. (22/26)
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing.
Summary:  "I like wearing make up, it makes you prettier.." - Noel Fielding.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)

Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince.


Noel cleared his throat nervously. "D-Dad?"
Ray looked up at him from behind a newspaper.
Noel didnt say anything else.
"What is it then?" Ray asked.
"Would you maybe do me the honour of... walking me down the isle and giving me away?" He asked quietly.
Diane ran in from the kitchen, shrieking.
Noel winced thinking she was going to smother him. But she didnt.
"AAAAA! MA BOI'S GETTIN MARRIED! AAAAAAH!" She shrieked.
"Mum, fuck off." Noel winced, feeling on edge. He looked up at Ray. "Please?"
Ray smiled. "Son. It would be an honour."

*

"Oh no!" Noel groaned, looking at the calender.
"Whats the matter?" Dave asked.
"We're getting married next week."
"Next week?"
"Yeah."
"What date?"
"Oh my god Dave! 29th!"
"Hold on... I have a date on the 29th." He joked.
Noel hit his arm. "You cunt."
"Why is that a problem?"
"I have a stinking cold!"
"You'll be fine."
Noel sniffed. "What about the rehearsal tomorrow night?"
"You'll be fine." Dave wrapped his arms around Noel's waist.
"I might be contagious."
"I could be immune."

*

Noel watched as the coffee slugged apethetically out of the pot. He winced in disgust at its lukewarm, metallic taste and threw it down the sink.
He couldnt help but wonder if Dave was okay. As soon as he pulled out his mobile to text him, maid of honour, Dee wandered into the kitchen still wearing her pyjamas, with curlers in some bits of her hair. "I hope you aint textin yer fella."
Noel put his phone down on the side. "No. I wasnt texting anyone."
"Are you okay? For a blushing bride you're a bit... pastel."
"I feel sick." Noel said.
"Awwww." Dee sympathised. "Thats just nerves. You've got 7 hours to calm down."
Noel screwed up his face. "Whats the time?"
"8 o clock."
"Oh christ."
"You're not gonna throw up on me are you?"
Noel looked at her. "I think I might."
"Do it in the sink! You cant go in the bathroom, Sue's having a shower."
Noel darted to Tilly's room and thumped his fist on the door. "GET UP! I wont ask you again!"
"MUM!" Tilly shrieked from behind the door. "Fuck off its 5 to 8!"
Noel opened the door and pulled the duvet off her. "Get your arse out of bed! Everyone else is awake!"
"Can I put you on snooze for 9 minutes?"
Noel tugged her ankles. "You're getting out of bed now!"
Tilly screamed as she landed on the floor. She turned and watched Noel walk out of her room. "You're a real tosser sometimes you know that!?"

*

"No. Fuck off!" Noel hissed, pacing up and down infront of the man in the rocker.
"Did you forget something?" He growled at him, poking the rim of his hat up with a slender finger. "You forgot to take your medicine didnt you? All this wedding business-"
"Shut up!"
"Listen to me Noel! It's the least you can do! You owe me that much!"
"I dont owe you nothing!"
"Sit down sunbeam. Relax. You're getting married in 5 hours. Wouldnt want anything tragic to happen to you now, would we?"
Noel looked up at him. "Oh god. What are you gonna do?"
"I aint gonna do nothin, its always been you."
"Let me out."
"I cant do that."
"Get the fuck out now!"
"Where do you want me to go? Alls  you gotta do is stop thinkin about me."
"Noel?!"
Noel looked at the door.
"Dont think about it." Mario said.
Noel grinned. "You're forgetting mate.. I.. Control.. You!" Noel looked back at the door. "Bedroom."
Dee walked in.
"I aint goin no where." Mario said.
"There you are." Dee smiled. "Sue thought you'd gone out. Feeling any better?"
Noel shrugged. "I'll live."
"Who were you talking to? Is he back?"
Noel didnt answer, he just smiled and ignored the man in the corner. "How'd you fancy doing my nails?"

*

Dave groaned himself awake.
"MORNING!" Julian shouted in his ear.
Dave covered his face with the second pillow. "No Julian. Shouty. Thats not good."
Julian took the pillow away. "Hows my soldier?"
"Why did you let me drink so much?"
"Because you wanted to. It was your choice. Come on! Get up! You're getting married today!"
Dave rolled out of bed and stood up looking half dead.
"We've got a lot of work to do." Julian sighed.
"Alright Gok Wan. Fuck off for a bit. Havent you got suits to pick up or something?"
"Start with a shower and then clean your teeth, bum'ole breath."

*

"SUE!" Noel said, without moving his mouth.
"I'm on it!" Sue said running to the door.
Dee was sat painting Noel's nails, while he sat there with a towel on his head and a face mask on.
"Mum?!" Tilly called. "Mum, what time does it start?"
Noel sighed. "3!"
Sue walked in. "Someone turned up."
Noel looked at her. "Who turned-" He cut off.
Stood before him in converse, skinnies and a long black cardigan. "OooooohOOOoooooh!" Russell Edward Brand: Macabre De Coiffure.
"Russell!" Noel couldnt smile.
"Woah that is not good. Why have you put your face in a trifle?"
"Exfoliating." Noel nodded.

*

"Shit Julian! Shit Julian!" Dave panicked.
"Calm down, whats wrong?"
"I've got a rush on."
"Relax."
"I'm freaking out!"
Mike walked in. "Dave can I talk to you?"
"Sure, yeah." Dave followed him to the other room.
"Just so you know, I'm saying this as Noel's younger brother okay? Not as your friend."
Dave frowned. "Okay."
"If you ever hurt him Dave.. I'm gonna have to hurt you."
Dave tried hard not to laugh. "Okay. I wont."
"Good."
"Are we friends again now?"
Mike smiled. "Yeah."
"Okay good.. Because you wont believe what Noel's little brother just said to me!"

*

Dee skipped out of the bedroom to Sue, Tilly, Russell, Diane and Ray. "Hes done! He's done!"
"How does he look?" Diane asked.
"Convincing!" Dee admitted.
"Okay!" Noel called. "I'm coming out! The tranny's here!"
"Stop it! I'm sure you look lovely!" Sue smiled.
Noel walked out.
"Woah!" Russell's jaw dropped. "You... You look like a woman."
Noel smiled. "I cant breathe. My balls are loose."
Russell burst out laughing.
Diane flapped her hand. "Oh I'm gonna cry!"
Noel stood before them in a silk white mermaid dress, encrusted in silver sequins. His hair had been curled and was now in a loosely up at the top and Morrissey quiff at the front with small ringlets hanging down by his cheeks. His skin and nails were the colour of sugared almonds. His eyelids were thick in silver eyeshadow, that went right up to the brow and under his waterline.
Dee was right. It was pretty convincing.
"What shoes are you wearing?" Sue frowned.
Noel held himself up on the wall with one hand and lifted his dress with the other, revealing his silver winklepickers. "I dont do stilettoes." He laughed. "Sssh. No one'll know."

*

Dave's jaw dropped.
Noel's lips parted in a smile, looking back at Dave in white top hat and tails.
Julian leant forward and snapped Dave's jaw shut.
"I'm proud of you love." Ray said quietly.
Noel looked at him and smiled. "Despite the fact I'm a massive transvestite?"
"Despite everything. You're my son. I'm proud of everything you've ever done."
"Shit... Thanks Dad!"
Ray gave Noel away. Noel smiled up at Dave.
Dave shook his head. "You look... Jesus Noel you look incredible!" He whispered.
Noel smiled and slipped is hand into Dave's. "You dont look too bad yourself."
"No I mean it you look... Wow."
"Wait til you see what's underneath."
Dave raised his eyebrows.
Noel looked at him and grinned, winking cheekily.

Comments

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

Ohhh holy. YAY.
Noel looks beautiful I'm sure. :)
Aww bless.
His balls are loose. LOL

:)
YAY Russell. Bet he thought he was pretty sexy!

Omg Dave's already thinking kinky. LOL!
Where's they goin for the honeymoon?
Ahhh Sue and Dee and Dianne.
LOL I love Diane!
:)

That was fab dear!

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

Aw, that was bloody adorable!

I don't know if you've seen the Married on the Morrow picture that someone done of Julian and Noel getting married? That's what I imagine Noel to look like anyway. :P

I adore your characterisation of Diane! 'THAS MAH BOI', baha!!

Can't wait for the next bit, this bit was lovely!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

LOL!
she just seems like shes one of those over exadurated proud mums!
hahahaha!
I have seen that picture.
i wrote a slash on that :P

http://natawie.livejournal.com/13631.html

its one of my favorites on deviantART!

[xxjulianxx.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!! More!!

Aww bless, pretty Noel. And appearences form the Lovely Russell, the amazing Julian, Robots etc :D:D.

(If mario messes stuff up i WILL hurt him) Yeah i jus threatened a fiction character ;) shh.

LOL at Mike and Dave!! (friends reference right?)

Love it!!! (as ever)

How the once mighty fandoms have fallen a.k.a. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

... r u srs?

Re: How the once mighty fandoms have fallen a.k.a. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[natawie.livejournal.com]

i dont follow :S

explain?

Re: How the once mighty fandoms have fallen a.k.a. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

It's terrible, to the point that I actually thought you were taking the piss.

You're not though, are you? :(

Re: How the once mighty fandoms have fallen a.k.a. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

What I'm trying to say is, this is absolutely AWFUL. Like really, really, really just plain awful. Sort of insulting almost, especially since this community once really, really premoted the use of betas - someone that might be able to throw you even half a bone, though personally, I wouldn't know where to begin.

That being said, people as stupid/even more stupid as you seem to lurves<3 it 4eva, so what do I know?

Re: How the once mighty fandoms have fallen a.k.a. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

[natawie.livejournal.com]

jeeze. i dont think that falls under constructive criticism!
:|

if you dont like it, dont read it.
simple as.

[iluvvincenoir.livejournal.com]

Oh it's almost over :(
Loved Julian's wake up call! :D And Russell :D
And don't worry honey, I LOVE your fics and so do A LOT of other people :)
So just take it easy...Lionel-squeazy ;) xx

[natawie.livejournal.com]

oh man!
i think i just popped a lung from laughing!
that was so unexpected. i like that!
hahahahaha

thank you :)
shouty julians! :D
i understand that my brilliance intimidates people ^_^


(joking)

i love you fluffykins!
LOL!!

[iluvvincenoir.livejournal.com]

^__^ Just doin' ma job ;)
*Hands you boosh brew(With extra sugar AND a biscuit!)*
xx

[triviaquiz.livejournal.com]

Well.... I liked it. But then again, I am just one of the 'same 2 or 3 thick teenage girls' who read the rest of them, so I'm clearly here to 'munch on your bottom', so you know.

Hope you didn't take any of that bullshit to heart =]

Don't stop doing what you're doing =]

[natawie.livejournal.com]

i'm made of sunshine and glitter!
ask any of my friends. I am ALWAYS happy.
I dont take anyones bullshit to heart! :)

munch all you want! you'll never outstay your welcome here!
thick teenage girls ftw!


thank you very much! :D glad you're enjoying

[triviaquiz.livejournal.com]

I'm not even a bloody teenager - I'm 20 and at university XD

I've read them all and not posted on any of them, I kind of wish I had now, who knows who would have insulted me! =Þ

I only wish I had 'xx' in my screen name to fuel more of an argument...

I really want to see Dave in a white suit now. Can I have a white-suited Dave?

[kinkyuncle.livejournal.com]

Whilst I might not have come down as harshly as above, I really do think you should invest in a Beta reader. Purely from a readers standpoint, simple mistakes can really interrupt the flow of the story.

[gloryiscalling.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that was all a bit uncalled for. I don't understand people who seem to enjoying ripping apart other peoples work. It's not helpful, it's not clever and it's not needed. This is the rise of the idiots.
I had to get that Nathan Barley 'idiot' thing in, 'cause, y'know, I'm just a stupid fangirl. ;)

Just to let you know darlin', I adore your fiction. Every evening for the past 22 days (that really doesn't make sense) I have logged on to check my mail and become instantly distracted by your epic updates. Keep it up. <3

[thecatinthetree.livejournal.com]

"why have you put your face in the trifle?"
That made me piss myself, in a good way natureally.
hehe
Shouty Julian makes me laugh too

[coffie-buff-1.livejournal.com]

When i saw it was on the 29th i got so worried you'd write it on the 29th and i'd miss it cos im off to new york =(
But it's all okay :D

Russell made me laugh so much in this part :P
With his trifle and woman comments :)

You quoted friends too ;)
Which made this part even greater!

Now.. i'm off to read the next part 'XXX' ;)

[beuk.livejournal.com]

I don't read your stories because they're bloody awful and "bad spelling" should not be a warning. Ever. So I'm seconding the troll because I back everything he/she says 100% in this instance.

Also, lolz "I'm not even a bloody teenager - I'm 20 and at university XD"
Like, how dumb does that even sound?!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

oh another cunt.
your genious, everyone loves you

[triviaquiz.livejournal.com]

Why does me saying that I'm 20 and at university sound dumb?

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

Oi, I would say this to this girl exactly the same in person. I've been a member of this community for almost 3 years and have made multiple posts and contributions (although not very recently). I'm not even a troll. I'm just an honest jerk.

[silent-ivy.livejournal.com]

"Woah that is not good. Why have you put your face in a trifle?"

pmsl :D


oooh this is lovely! im well aware im commenting too much, like an avalanch.

[redgirlxx.livejournal.com]

All right. This is getting ridiculous. Seriously, guys chill out. It's getting nasty now.