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booshslashhavenTitle: XXX is for Porno. (24/26)
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing. Sexings
Summary: "Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.." - Love Games- Lady GaGa.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
sorry the numbers went fucked someplace. haaa
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince. , W is for Wedding.
Noel had long since changed. Red winklepickers, black skinny jeans, A white button up shirt, suit jacket and tophat.
Dancing around with Dave, Dee and Tilly while Team Disgusting did a DJ set.
A slightly drunk Noel danced suggestively around Dave while Love Games- Lady GaGa echoed around the hotel dancehall.
Noel turned to face Dave and wrapped his arms around his neck. "Lets go upstairs." He cooed into his ear, rubbing his crotch against Dave's.
"Noel, we cant just leave!"
"But I'm really fucking horny."
"Maybe thats because you're really fucking drunk."
"It helps."
"Dance it off you jammy cunt."
"Cant we just have a quick one in the toilet?"
"Noel!"
Noel rubbed his hand across the front of Dave's groin.
"Behave." Dave smiled. "Later." He winked.
Noel smiled. "I cant garauntee I'll behave later Mr Brown." He nuzzled into Dave's neck.
*
Noel hurried into the bathroom. "5 minutes." He said.
"That long?" Dave asked getting undressed.
Several minutes later Noel returned. Stood in the doorway, in white cowboy boots, his underpants, a red tailed ringmaster jacket and a tophat, with a zebra scarf wrapped loosely around his neck.
Hairy flat chested woman. Dave thought.
Noel held out a pair os scissors and put his leg up on the bed, giving Dave a full front view.
"You wanna do the honours?" Noel asked, signalling to the garter around his thigh.
Dave took the scissors and cut it off.
Noel took off the scarf and wrapped it around Dave's eyes, then sat opposite him cross legged with a pot of nutella.
"What are you doing?" Dave asked.
Noel dipped his finger into the pot. "I'm teasing you." Noel smiled, putting his finger in Dave's mouth.
"You're good at that."
Noel pushed Dave back and straddled his hips. "You know I could just cover you in this." Noel felt Dave stiffen at the idea of that. "Because I know where your softspots are." Noel peeled off Dave's boxers.
"Noel dont." Dave begged.
Noel wiped a smudge of nutella on Dave's said 'softspots. Behind his ear. On his chest. On his hip. The inside of his thighs and naturally, his penis.
"You're gonna eat that right?" Dave asked.
"Not yet." Noel giggled, licking the smudge on his neck, before nibbling his ear.
"Oh god." Dave moaned, gripping a handful of the sheets.
"I told you I wasnt going to behave." Noel cooed, making his way down and licking his chest.
Dave groaned as Noel explored, looking for more nutella smudges, until finally he found the insides of his thighs.
Daves toes curled at the torment. So close yet so far. He lifted a shaking hand and gripped Noel's perfect hair.
"No peeking." Noel smiled, flicking his tounge across the full length of Dave's erection.
Dave moaned loudly, feeling himself inside Noel's warm wet mouth. He grit his teeth. "Oh god, Noel!"
Noel looked up. "Yeah babe?"
Dave pulled the scarf from his eyes. "Get up here!"
Noel sat upright, very much like a cat. "Is that an order?"
"It's a demand!"
"If you want me, come and get me monkey man." Noel smiled.
"I have never wanted you more!" Dave said, crawling up the bed to Noel, licking his finger and forcing it inside Noel's tight hole as he went.
Noel flicked his head back. His hands wandered to his own groin to pleasure himself, but Dave's second hand pushed Noels wrists onto the bed, putting his whole weight onto them so Noel could go anywhere.
Dave's hands explored. "You remember in art school and we used to make clay slip?"
Noel opened one eye. "Is this your idea of talking dirty?"
"Humour me.. And it used to be in that huge bowl and we'd sit there for hours with our hands in it because it felt so nice?"
"Yeah?"
"Thats how you feel." Dave smiled, reaching out and finding Noel's G-spot.
"Oh christ!" Noel moaned, clenching his fists.
As the muscles loosened, Dave rolled a condom onto his erection and eased his way into Noel. His gut instinct was to thrust into him hard, pull back and slam into him once again, so thats exactly what he did.
Noel moaned loudly and didnt care who heard and what floor of the hotel they were on. His fists clenched and his nuckles whitened, his own nails pierced the flesh on his palms.
Dave pulled out and slammed into him.
Noels hips bucked and his eyes snapped shut. "Oh Dave!" He moaned, without realising it, he put his Tony Harisson voice on. "Give it to me!"
"I'm gonna. See this is what you get for not-" Dave pulled out. "-Behaving!" He slammed into Noel once again.
Noel could feel orgasm building up. His heartbeat sped.
"You get punished." Dave whispered.
Noel moaned once and came.
Dave was short to follow, he pulled out and released Noel's bruised wrists, collapsing onto the bed beside him.
Noel wiped sweat from his upper lip. "So thats what marriage feels like."
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing. Sexings
Summary: "Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.." - Love Games- Lady GaGa.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
sorry the numbers went fucked someplace. haaa
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince. , W is for Wedding.
Noel had long since changed. Red winklepickers, black skinny jeans, A white button up shirt, suit jacket and tophat.
Dancing around with Dave, Dee and Tilly while Team Disgusting did a DJ set.
A slightly drunk Noel danced suggestively around Dave while Love Games- Lady GaGa echoed around the hotel dancehall.
Noel turned to face Dave and wrapped his arms around his neck. "Lets go upstairs." He cooed into his ear, rubbing his crotch against Dave's.
"Noel, we cant just leave!"
"But I'm really fucking horny."
"Maybe thats because you're really fucking drunk."
"It helps."
"Dance it off you jammy cunt."
"Cant we just have a quick one in the toilet?"
"Noel!"
Noel rubbed his hand across the front of Dave's groin.
"Behave." Dave smiled. "Later." He winked.
Noel smiled. "I cant garauntee I'll behave later Mr Brown." He nuzzled into Dave's neck.
*
Noel hurried into the bathroom. "5 minutes." He said.
"That long?" Dave asked getting undressed.
Several minutes later Noel returned. Stood in the doorway, in white cowboy boots, his underpants, a red tailed ringmaster jacket and a tophat, with a zebra scarf wrapped loosely around his neck.
Hairy flat chested woman. Dave thought.
Noel held out a pair os scissors and put his leg up on the bed, giving Dave a full front view.
"You wanna do the honours?" Noel asked, signalling to the garter around his thigh.
Dave took the scissors and cut it off.
Noel took off the scarf and wrapped it around Dave's eyes, then sat opposite him cross legged with a pot of nutella.
"What are you doing?" Dave asked.
Noel dipped his finger into the pot. "I'm teasing you." Noel smiled, putting his finger in Dave's mouth.
"You're good at that."
Noel pushed Dave back and straddled his hips. "You know I could just cover you in this." Noel felt Dave stiffen at the idea of that. "Because I know where your softspots are." Noel peeled off Dave's boxers.
"Noel dont." Dave begged.
Noel wiped a smudge of nutella on Dave's said 'softspots. Behind his ear. On his chest. On his hip. The inside of his thighs and naturally, his penis.
"You're gonna eat that right?" Dave asked.
"Not yet." Noel giggled, licking the smudge on his neck, before nibbling his ear.
"Oh god." Dave moaned, gripping a handful of the sheets.
"I told you I wasnt going to behave." Noel cooed, making his way down and licking his chest.
Dave groaned as Noel explored, looking for more nutella smudges, until finally he found the insides of his thighs.
Daves toes curled at the torment. So close yet so far. He lifted a shaking hand and gripped Noel's perfect hair.
"No peeking." Noel smiled, flicking his tounge across the full length of Dave's erection.
Dave moaned loudly, feeling himself inside Noel's warm wet mouth. He grit his teeth. "Oh god, Noel!"
Noel looked up. "Yeah babe?"
Dave pulled the scarf from his eyes. "Get up here!"
Noel sat upright, very much like a cat. "Is that an order?"
"It's a demand!"
"If you want me, come and get me monkey man." Noel smiled.
"I have never wanted you more!" Dave said, crawling up the bed to Noel, licking his finger and forcing it inside Noel's tight hole as he went.
Noel flicked his head back. His hands wandered to his own groin to pleasure himself, but Dave's second hand pushed Noels wrists onto the bed, putting his whole weight onto them so Noel could go anywhere.
Dave's hands explored. "You remember in art school and we used to make clay slip?"
Noel opened one eye. "Is this your idea of talking dirty?"
"Humour me.. And it used to be in that huge bowl and we'd sit there for hours with our hands in it because it felt so nice?"
"Yeah?"
"Thats how you feel." Dave smiled, reaching out and finding Noel's G-spot.
"Oh christ!" Noel moaned, clenching his fists.
As the muscles loosened, Dave rolled a condom onto his erection and eased his way into Noel. His gut instinct was to thrust into him hard, pull back and slam into him once again, so thats exactly what he did.
Noel moaned loudly and didnt care who heard and what floor of the hotel they were on. His fists clenched and his nuckles whitened, his own nails pierced the flesh on his palms.
Dave pulled out and slammed into him.
Noels hips bucked and his eyes snapped shut. "Oh Dave!" He moaned, without realising it, he put his Tony Harisson voice on. "Give it to me!"
"I'm gonna. See this is what you get for not-" Dave pulled out. "-Behaving!" He slammed into Noel once again.
Noel could feel orgasm building up. His heartbeat sped.
"You get punished." Dave whispered.
Noel moaned once and came.
Dave was short to follow, he pulled out and released Noel's bruised wrists, collapsing onto the bed beside him.
Noel wiped sweat from his upper lip. "So thats what marriage feels like."
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Date: 2009-01-18 12:45 am (UTC)"Oh Dave!" He moaned, without realising it, he put his Tony Harisson voice on. "Give it to me!"
I could hear that in my head, it made me laugh out loud. xD
You fit a bit of violent Dave in there too, haha!
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Date: 2009-01-18 10:47 am (UTC)well i for some reason got tony harisson in my head bumming the head of lester cornflakes.
"give it to me! take it like a man! ooooh its an outrage! an outrage! an outrage!! oooouuuuh feel my multi hexagonal textured alien barbed penis.. deep inside you!"
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Date: 2009-01-18 12:59 am (UTC)Violent Dave, Sluuuuutttyyy Noely AND Nutella makes me veeeerrry happy. XD
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Date: 2009-01-18 10:49 am (UTC);)
thank you! glad you're enjoyingg!
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Date: 2009-01-18 11:27 am (UTC)I'm actually quite sad that this is nearly over :(
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Date: 2009-01-18 11:51 am (UTC)Happyness aside - part 24/26
=(
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Date: 2009-01-18 01:05 pm (UTC):D
Fuckin' hell they're kinky buggers.
:D
Not that I'm complaining...;)
Moar nutella times!
Hahahah. God.
Here's to more happy marriage times! :D
xxxxxxx
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Date: 2009-01-18 02:36 pm (UTC)More! Aww they're running out though. Nice use of imagaination and spelling ;).
Still love it of course (and don't care who knows it :p)