[identity profile] carowine.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] booshslashhaven
Title: The Long Goodbye (1 / 65)
Pairing: Noelian
Disclaimer: any similarity to characters living or dead is a coincidence
Warnings: love cuddles, fugnoel
Summary: In the future not all is well with the booshies, but at least something keeps Noel warm at night.



Noel was standing around standing there doing, nothing. There was a glint in his eyes.
Julian was also waiting with Noel at the train station too. They huddled closer because of the crowds.
"Are you sure we should be standing so close."
"Yes of, course. Why not."
Julian shugged his shouldiers, guessing that because it's the way that happened, it was fine.
"I hope the train comes soon." He said.
"Yes before we get noticed matey." Noel said and hides under his hat and dark, glasses.
"Before you get noticed!"
"Both of us"
"As if, Juju!"
"So would you be Hoho"
"What are you santa?"
"Noooooooo." Noel said looking deeply in to Julian's pin sized eyes.
Luckily the train arrived and they got on the train.
They huddled together close and hoped nobody noticed.

Every since Dave and Mike had died, they had faded, from fame mostly. It wasn't the same.
"At least we still have each other." Noel started the conversation at home.
"Yeah. At least we have that."
"Don't look so down." Noel looked up in to Julians eye's.
"Okay baby." Julian looked up in to Noel.
"Not again... we can't again." Noel said turning his face away.
"I didn't mean..."
"Its okay..."
"I understand..."
"Do you?"
"I don't know if I do lol." Laughed Julian.
Noel was pelt up with feelings. He still regreeted buying the crack and heroins that cost Dave and Mike there lives.
He sighed deeply and looked up to Julian.
"I no what yore thinking." Julian said. "It's not you're fault."
"But..."
"Back then it was crazy with the fame."
"I don't know..."
Julian began curling. He picked up the phone to order some pizzas.
"I'll have pizzas please." Julian said this to the pizzas delivery man.

After the pizzas they watched the television. They turned it off.
"There's just nothing on Noel."
"I don't want to watch it anyway switch it off."
"Okay I'll switch it off."
"Well do it!"
"I am I can't find the remote control."
"Its here."
They both reached for the remote control, as they grabbed it they accidentally grabbed each others hands.
They sequentially blushed.
"Its okay Noel."
"We'll be okay I know."
"After all my new job at the button factory is pulling through."
"I couldn't care less about buttons!"
"It pays the bills." He definitely didn't mean duck bills.
"It only pays the duck bills Julian."
"Whatever."

It was late. The moon shone through the window outside the lovely plaid curtains. Julian lay in bed.
Noel lay in bed next to him asleep.
Noel let out a little whimper in his sleep.
Julian looked over and sighed, and he pulled another handful of buttons out of his shoe box and ate them.
"It's sad that we only have buttons to eat. That I steal from my new job."
Noel whimpers next to him again.
"He's got so much regrets." Julian sighed. He couldn't sleep.
"I love him so much I want him to be safe."
"Somehow we will pay the heating bills."
Julian started off in to the distance.
Next to him Noel smiled a bit. He was warm when he was with Julian, always. They slept calmly that night.

The next day Julian was working at the button factory as usual, and Noel was begging on the streets.
"It's so difficult now that Mike is dead." He said to himself as a passer changed in to his bowl.
If they got together 50 they could get a stall at the market to do their performances.
They met again at the train station that night.
"How was work today?"
"It was fine you?"
"It was not bad but I spent some of the money on an electro latte from starbucks. I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I forgive you, I forgive you." Julian said this as he gave Noel a hug.
"Our life... it's not so bad, is it." Noel said, looking down at Julian.
"We have had many ups and downs and we still have each other."
"You, always, say that Julian."
"Its true tho."
"Yeah." Noel said and leaned in to a hug.
Their life was not so bad after all, Noel thought to himself, even if they had to eat button and had to share a bed.
"Yeah." Noel said again and hugged Julian a lot.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Date: 2009-01-24 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colabottles.livejournal.com
What the hell!

Date: 2009-01-24 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beuk.livejournal.com
Aw, trollfic :D

Date: 2009-01-24 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beuk.livejournal.com
Now I actually read it and I'm so glad I did.

Noel said, looking down at Julian.
perfection!

Date: 2009-01-25 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larbzieg.livejournal.com
We were asking for this! D:

Date: 2009-01-24 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] extrafancyganza.livejournal.com
hahaha, for a few moments I actually thought this was for real xD

Date: 2009-01-24 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] infra-dig.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA!
DAMN THOSE TREACHEROUS HEROINS.

Date: 2009-01-24 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] husariaagatka.livejournal.com
"I'll have pizzas please." Julian said this to the pizzas delivery man.

LOL.

Date: 2009-01-24 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turgid-prose.livejournal.com
Julian looked over and sighed, and he pulled another handful of buttons out of his shoe box and ate them.
"It's sad that we only have buttons to eat. That I steal from my new job."

I don't know why, but there's something very Boosh about that. Like a nightmare Howard would have. So...um...well done?

(1/65) ILU!

Date: 2009-01-24 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thieving-gypsy.livejournal.com
A+

Bring on the next 64!

Date: 2009-01-24 10:26 pm (UTC)
coriolis: Ewan is hiding behind the collar of his coat because he's a sneaky boy (Alabaster Retard)
From: [personal profile] coriolis
Scarily, I saw this and thought of you!

Date: 2009-01-24 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thieving-gypsy.livejournal.com
Should I feel honoured or offended? XD

Date: 2009-01-24 10:43 pm (UTC)
coriolis: Ewan is hiding behind the collar of his coat because he's a sneaky boy (TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA (B))
From: [personal profile] coriolis
Honoured, of course! ;D

Date: 2009-01-24 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redgirlxx.livejournal.com
This is made of win. Duck bills, and pizzas delivery man, as well as heroins was just HILARIOUS. As is all of this.

Date: 2009-01-24 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ganguro-girl.livejournal.com
"I don't know if I do lol." Laughed Julian.

win.

Date: 2009-01-24 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildebrian.livejournal.com
I was all set to be like GO AWAY TROLL but-- fuck it. Next part please?

I did a lol.

Date: 2009-01-24 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turgid-prose.livejournal.com
One down. Sixty four to go!

I am horrified/overjoyed by this fic. This fandom does that to me a lot.

Date: 2009-01-24 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildebrian.livejournal.com
Haha! It's clearly a troll, but it did make me laugh. That means it's ok. ; )

Date: 2009-01-25 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larbzieg.livejournal.com
If you skim read it, it looks exactly the same as the real deal, rofl.

Date: 2009-01-25 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-ngal.livejournal.com
"Noel was pelt up with feelings. He still regreeted buying the crack and heroins that cost Dave and Mike there lives."

Best quote ever. I lolled.


Date: 2009-01-25 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] larbzieg.livejournal.com
BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL.

5/5

I LAUGHED, I CRIED, I QUEEFED CRYING LAUGHTER.

Date: 2009-01-25 02:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-01-25 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] checkerdandy.livejournal.com
This fic and the comments make me so happy *wipes a tear away*

They sequentially blushed.
First Noel, then Julian, or vice versa?

Date: 2009-01-25 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fecklesslyfine.livejournal.com
PLS TO BE ETERNITY FRIENDS.


See, why can't all badfic be this bad?

Date: 2009-01-25 11:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-01-25 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecatinthetree.livejournal.com
*pisses self laughing*
Oh no.
so bad its good. sort of.

Date: 2009-01-25 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcheartsboosh.livejournal.com
Priceless!

'After the pizzas they watched the television. They turned it off.
"There's just nothing on Noel."
"I don't want to watch it anyway switch it off."
"Okay I'll switch it off."'

Oh my, I think I need to lie down. :D

Date: 2009-01-25 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinoa-85.livejournal.com
oh no o.O

Date: 2009-01-26 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mspotamus.livejournal.com
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Date: 2009-01-27 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unbelievable2.livejournal.com
This has so brightened a crappy day! I have been scrolling past - for all the reasons we've been discussing and then thought "I really ought to take a look". Am so glad I did - and part 1 of 65! Hooray, what a treat!
*insert suitably facetious smiley*

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