OT- NB drabble by a noob

[smiley-nat.livejournal.com]

Title: Sleeping with Nathan Barley
Pairing: Claire/Nathan, Jones/Nathan, Dan/Nathan
Summary: Everyone in the House of Jones has slept with Nathan Barley.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I don't make money off of them, blah, blah, blah, I disclaim.
A/N: Hi! I am a BSH newbie, who discovered BSH while looking for downloads of the Boosh to share with my RA. She never realized until I pointed it out that Noel was Old Gregg. Yeah, she's weird. :) So that's my intro, and I've brought a Nathan Barley drabble. I don't normally write drabbles so any concrit would be huggled and loved until it don't breath no more. :)

Claire sleeps with Nathan because she feels obligated. He’s a bastard, and an arsehole, but he’s helping her with her project, and it’s more than anyone else has done.

Jones sleeps with Nathan to see if he’s as rubbish in bed as he is at DJing. Turns out he’s worse. Jones comes home one day and he and Claire bond over how it’s like making love to a jack hammer, but the jack hammer would probably be the more considerate lover.

Dan sleeps with Nathan because hatred is a form of attraction, too. And because hate sex can be amazing.

Comments

[chocolatepeach.livejournal.com]

Well, fancy seeing you here *g*

This is good, I enjoyed - and congrats on your first BSH post.

[smiley-nat.livejournal.com]

Hey! *waves like a lunatic* I figured there'd be some fandom-overlap here. :)

And muchas gracias. (Does that count as studying for Spanish?)

[oz-the-bobble.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't realise it was you. Clicked on the interesting summary, and then BAM THERE YOU ARE.

Loved it :D

[smiley-nat.livejournal.com]

I'm magical like that. ;)

Thanks!

[turgid-prose.livejournal.com]

I giggled at the last line. Nathan has such a crush on Dan.

[smiley-nat.livejournal.com]

I know. Nathan wants to be Dan, but he also wants to do Dan. Glad I made you giggle.

[splatterdick.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, awesome.

[meobnal.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! You managed to perfectly characterize three completely different pairings in just 100 words.

[thehomicidehoe.livejournal.com]

HATE SEX!!!

I'm quite happy now that me and Dan have the same kink. And I love Jones' reason, seems perfectly IC, he does seem that curious. Oh clare.

[tabithaarbella.livejournal.com]

Hope u don't mind me comment lol...
Coolio: D

[gracefulstalker.livejournal.com]

aww this was cute and interesting!