Seven drabbles - RPS

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TITLE: Seven Minutes In Heaven

SERIES: Appropriation Paradise

RATING: R

PAIRING: Noel/Julian, Dee/Sue, Noel/Dee

WORD COUNT: 700

GENRE: Drabble

WARNINGS: Femmeslash, implied het

SUMMARY: A collection of short stories and drabbles based on poetry/tales/songs by Mighty Boosh/RPS characters [made up by me], as well as pre-existing songs/poems in "real life".

DISCLAIMER: I'm $25,000 in debt, so don't bother sueing me. =)

A/N: First attempt at writing drabbles, be gentle.

 

 

“Because I Want You Too” - Placebo

 

Julian always came around to Noel's on Thursday, because Dee was always out that night.

 

A few glorious hours later, Julian would share a cigarette with Noel afterwards. They would play a game, passing smoke from mouth to mouth, until they coughed and spluttered in between laughs.

 

They could usually get another session in, as well as a shower, before Dee came home, stumbling through the front door and talking to the goldfish.

 

Then they would sneak in a kiss before she came trotting up the stairs and collapsed on the bed her and Noel share, the very bed that Noel and Julian had sex in barely half an hour before.

 

Sometimes Noel feels guilty, confused. But as soon as he sees the surreptitious look that Julian gives him on the way out, he falls in love all over again.

 

 

“Ashtray Heart”- Placebo.

 

The first time Dee caught Noel and Julian was at a club in London. They had pissed off somewhere, and she had gone to look for them. And when she walked past the men's toilets, she just knew what was going on without having to peek behind the door. She knew the sound of Noel's guttural moans, the way breath would get caught in his throat when his most sensitive place was touched. That's when she knew it wasn't the first time Noel had done this with Julian.

 

“I can't do this anymore, Noel.”

 

Noel spluttered and stammered but Dee continued out the door, bag trailing behind her.

 

“You two belong together.”

 

Noel nodded dumbly, and Dee smiled to herself. This may be the most decent thing she had done in her whole life.

 

“Rebel Rebel”- David Bowie.

 

Julian hates the way Noel teases him on the dancefloor, coaxing random twinks into kissing and groping whilst he watches on in jealousy.

 

Noel loves the way Julian throws him against the wall, grabs at his crotch, squeezes his balls, thrusts hot and hard into him, always hissing the filthiest, dirtiest words in his ear, you fucking whore, you warped slut, you're mine, mine, mine.

 

“Swallow” - Placebo.

 

Sometimes Julian and Noel drop acid. Not at a club or anything, but rather in the reserves of Noel's flat. It's a kiddy thrill really, the two of them hiding out in the bathroom, paranoid that they would hear the fatal sound of Dee opening the door and shuffling downstairs. Then they would giggle like naughty schoolboys and lick the tab at the same time, always in unison.

 

Then then Julian would suck Noel off, the warped effects of his own acid trip drowning out Noel's random, choppy banter.

 

Julian never told him, but Noel always had a thing for Marilyn Monroe and razorblades on acid.

 

“What You Gonna Do Girl? Kill him!” - The Michelles.

 

“Hello?”

 

“S-Sue.”

 

“Dee, what's wrong.”

 

“Oh nothing. Caught Noel and Julian bumming on my fucking sofa just now.”

 

“WHAT?”

 

“Yeah.”

 

“Shit. So what you gonna do?”

 

“Kill him.”

 

“The Sweets” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

 

The first time Dee found out Noel was cheating on her, she bought herself a jar of Bo Peep sweets.

 

The second time Dee found out Noel was cheating on her, she ate the whole jar.

 

The third time Dee found out Noel was cheating on her, she threw the empty jar at his head.

 

“I Touch Myself” - The Divinyls.

 

Sue strokes her bare stomach and shudders at the touch.

 

Dee's fingers are crawling down her thighs, close to the throbbing heat.

 

Sue tries to contain herself when her fingertip brushes against her wet cunt.

 

Dee whines deep in her throat as she plunges two fingers inside herself.

 

Sue fucks herself with her digits, creeping closer and closer to orgasm.

 

Dee arches her back as her climax rips through her body, electric blue dots dancing infront of her eyes.

 

Sue settles back upon the pillows, basking in afterglow.

 

Dee falls asleep.

 

Sue sheds a single tear and doesn't get back to sleep that night

Comments

[weekendgothgirl.livejournal.com]

Ohh i like these lots there awesome!

The Placebo one's though <3

Well written!
xxx

[gloryiscalling.livejournal.com]

LOVE! <3

[meobnal.livejournal.com]

“Shit. So what you gonna do?”

“Kill him.”


I love you.