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Nov. 9th, 2009 05:30 pm
[identity profile] jonsuperhero.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] booshslashhaven
Title: Blue, RPS? I think.
Pairing: Mike/Dave implied.
Summary: “Mike, fan my balls, would ya?”
Word Count: 180. Not quite a drabble, not quite a full fic.
Rating: PG (13, if you're pedantic).
Warnings: A swear or two and mentions of sexual acts.
Disclaimer: I own everything, they're my bitches. Or, you know, not at all.
Author’s Notes: First post here and I made the worst first impression on the mods with my first attempt at posting. What did I do wrong? I did the header, tags, mood music, and everything and then forgot to include the fic...Fail? I think so.


Dave tastes like cigarettes and coffee and smells about the same but with a hint of aftershave. He has days where he can’t get the black greasepaint off his skin after playing Bollo and he’s always preoccupied with his dick in some form or another (“Mike, fan my balls, would ya?” “Fuck I need a piss. Where’s the loo?”).

He kisses like it’s something he was born to do, all skilled and never wrong. His hair is always messy and a little bit greasy. He still lives in a tiny flat on the outskirts of London, even though he could afford better. His cameras are pretty much extensions of his limbs and his laptop is filled with many random tour images. Every time he gets asked by Noel or Julian to do ‘em a favour, he kindly reminds them of “that time I shaved my eyebrows for you wankers.”

And Mike just sits back and watches Dave sometimes, wishing they could be more than an occasional drunken bathroom fumble with Dave giggling in his ear as Mike gets him off.
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Date: 2009-11-10 08:57 am (UTC)

<3

Date: 2009-11-10 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-g-b.livejournal.com
Now that was just what I needed. The words "Mike/Dave" made me completely uncaring of the fact I'm at school. :D

Date: 2009-11-10 09:57 am (UTC)
ext_445507: (Mighty Boosh)
From: [identity profile] ihateyourshirt.livejournal.com
There is a reason Noel hide's Dave's pretty face(and pretty everything else)

Date: 2009-11-10 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perplexed-angel.livejournal.com
There needs to be more Mike/Dave fic in the world, lol.
You managed to get so much across in this. T'was lovely!
(Could just be due to my massive love for Dave but I doubt it)
And snap! I only popped my BSH posting cherry three days ago!
It's a good feeling innit? ^.^
<3

Date: 2009-11-10 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perplexed-angel.livejournal.com
Ohh, I'm very much looking forward to more Davefic xD
I'll be keeping an eye out.
Aw thanks, you don't have to do that!
But yes I say we-who-have-recently-popped-our-cherries need to stick together!
<3

Date: 2009-11-10 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brain-secretary.livejournal.com
Word. Just posted my first late Friday. Got a Barley slash on the way and something totally genius...:)
This was a good one; short but bloody awesome! I met Dave and I wanted to kiss him so badly! He really is the sweetest.:)
Love you guys here!

Date: 2009-11-10 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purityofsin.livejournal.com
YES! A DAVE/MIKE FIC! There really needs to be more in this world!
loved it! haha

Date: 2009-11-10 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-reverand.livejournal.com
This is terribly good times. :) Not enough of these two in the fandom, and I'm a particular fan of Dave!

Glad you eventually got the fic in! :D

Date: 2009-11-10 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weekendgothgirl.livejournal.com
YAY Mike/ Dave fic! =D
Really cute, I love it! Poor little Mike though.

xxx

Date: 2009-11-11 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harrywells.livejournal.com
I love this!
there needs to be more Mike/Dave out there, haha.

ps: I thought he had his eyebrows waxed, not shaved?

Date: 2009-11-11 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harrywells.livejournal.com
:)
haha. no worries. I feel a bit bad for mentioning it, but it was niggling at me and I have this... need to mention shit that niggles at me. hahah.
xx

Date: 2009-11-11 08:14 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-03-11 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] houseofsmith.livejournal.com
Mave!! ♥

Dave is a legend, so underrated..and Mike's the purest form of adorable. Together?; magic.

I loved that, t'was a lovely and beautiful read. I always giggle at the image of an eyebrow-less Dave xD

Added to memories. Thank you for writing and sharing.

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