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Filthy Clusterfuck porn, with no excuses. Would have been very chic here roundabout 2007.

Title: Into Trouble
Pairing: Dee Plume/Julian Barratt, Dee Plume/Julian Barratt/Melvis Crawford, Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 843

Noel catches Dee later in a corridor and plucks wickedly at the torn tights she’s still wearing, an impish, provoking grin on his face. His fringe is all sweaty, messily shoved halfway off his forehead. ‘What’s this, Delia? You been getting into trouble?’

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Title: A Bit Rubbish, 4/?
Summary: Dennis comes back from the bathroom and gets back into bed
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Spoilers: it was Dennis that Vince heard going ‘Oh.’
Length: another 1750-ish words
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit, don’t sue, this didn’t really happen although it would have been nice if it had
Notes: I am warming to this pairing. It’s a pity they’ll never do this again but it’s been very nice for all of us! I still have no idea how to solve Dennis’s problems, but Naboo says he does, so I’ll just have to listen very carefully to what he’s telling me, and hope he hasn’t eaten too many of those hashcakes or I’ll never make sense of it…

A Bit Rubbish, 4/?

Naboo is just about to get out of bed and go and see whether Dennis has fallen asleep in the bath, when he hears the door open and shut and the key turning in the lock.
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Title: Enigma Variations, 8/?: Through a glass, darkly
Summary: A bit of smut. A bit of magic. And a bit of chatting. Not necessarily in that order
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 2300 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted love, not for profit
Notes: See Summary and Spoilers. Un-beta'd, so do point out errors wherever you find them. Also feel free to offer concrit, I am waaaay past the point where I'll be deflated or deterred by it! This kind-of ends the first part of this epic and although Howard and Vince are now on a pretty sound footing, I'm afraid things are going to get worse for poor old Naboo before they get better again...

Enigma Variations

8 Through a glass, darkly

“Six of my seven spare pairs of shades – nicked.” Naboo glares at Vince and Howard. “That’s a hundred and twenty euros. I’m stopping it out of your wages.”
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Title: Enigma Variations, 5b/?: The Colours of You (Items 3 and onwards)
Summary: Smut, and shower times
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Spoilers: See Summary
Length: about 3300 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with now and again (and again and again and again). For twisted love, not for profit
Notes: Here you go, smut at last! Not very very smutty, but there are still a goodly number of chapters to go before we get to the end of this story…

Enigma Variations

5B The Colours of You (Items 3 and onwards)

Item Number 3.( Read more... )

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Title: Buried Deep, part 4/?
Summary: The morning after the night before. The boys are wondering what happens next
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Only for high sugar content
Spoilers: Nobody is wearing pyjamas at any point in this chapter
Length: about 3650 words
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters, I just borrow them to play with every now and again. For twisted love, not for profit
Notes: Follows straight on from Part 3. Still un-beta’d, but if anybody wants the unenviable task of trying to make me improve my dialogue (and my smut) they are welcome… I can offer Brit-picking in return…

Buried Deep, part 4

Howard wakes, and lies looking up at a streak of sunshine across the familiar cracked ceiling of the zookeepers’ hut with a vague feeling…( Read more... )

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Title: Burn Scar
Pairing or Characters: Vince/Howard
Summary: The story behind Vince’s burn scar, or answer to the question “Under what circumstances does one possibly get pissed then fall asleep while using Nicky Clarke hair straighteners?”
Word Count: 1456
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Challenge: n/a. This is a birthday present to

bluestocking79, who requested a hurt/comfort fic (among other unnamed specifics).

Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters and make no profit. They are the property of Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Baby Cow Productions, and BBC. May I be banished to Xooberon if I infringe upon copyright laws and overstep the terms of fair use.

Author's Note: This fic was partially influenced by a viewing of the film A Single Man, which is an exquisite film that everyone should see. Thanks to

drfardook for stepping in as my beta.

( Title: Burn Scar )

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Title: Dressing Room
Pairing: Noelian
Rating: NC-17 (Just to be safe)
Warnings: Slash, Fluffy
Disclaimer. I don't own anyone, not for profit, not my property etc. Just a bit of dirty fun.
Word Count: 1,860
Notes: This is my first fic ever. Feedback is greatly appreciated, unbeta'd.

( Sorry! I forgot the lj cut! )

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Title: Man to Man
Authors:

eggnogged and

the_reverand
Fandom: Darkplace
Pairing: Dean Learner/Todd Rivers (teensy-tiny glimpse of OFC/Dean)
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~4500
Disclaimer: We don't own them.
Notes: This is mine and

eggnogged's little ~~love~~ dirty smut-child. She thought we should write filth together, and as we're both fans of MOAR AYOADE and MATT-FUCKING-BERRY, she came up with this gem of an idea. A smidge late for porn Monday! Mods, we hope Darkplace fic is okay here. There's no tag for it. :(

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Entries tagged with oral

fic: into trouble

A Bit Rubbish, 4/?

Enigma Variations, 8: Through a glass, darkly

Enigma Variations, 5B: The Colours of You (Items 3 and onwards)

Buried Deep, part 4

Burn Scar

First time, Be gentile!

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Dean Learner/Todd Rivers, "Man To Man"

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