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Jan. 22nd, 2013 08:09 pm
[identity profile] iwillbelive.livejournal.com

Hi. This is my first time posing on here (so be nice?) but defiantly not the first Fic of any kind  have written... :)
Yeah. Hey. Not sure how good this is but if people like it I will continue and maybe think about getting it Beta-ed. Enjoy, It's called 'Lines'. I wrote it a while ago but felt it needed an audience.
Oh, and bizarrely for me, it's an RPS.

Title: Lines (RPS)
Paring: Mike/Dave (just cos there really isn't enough of it...;)) 
Word Count: 562
Rating: PG - I think
Warnings: I swear a bit.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything and am no way connected with the Boosh. I do not aim to make money from this.
Authors Notes: Said it all up top I think.. :)


I stand  on the stage. Slightly off center and too far forward to be called the middle. Right where it happened. It wasn't a big thing, in fact, I don't even know why I'm referring to 'it' as it. I don't actually know why I am still dwelling on 'it' now. Everyone makes mistakes; God know Rich has never once followed a script. We just turn it into Jokes. But not this time, this time I jst froze and somehow, some stupid little bit of my brain is feeding on it, creating a growing mutational feeling of uselessness  Somehow, this time it has got to me.

"Hello?" I call out to an empty audience. It bounces around the previously packed hall, echoing off walls that were, only an hour ago reverberating with the sounds of the crowd cheering. Now there is nothing. It feels so hollow and simple. There is nothing special here, it is the audience that makes it special. I think we could play a crumbing warehouse and still, with the right crowd, it would be good. Providing I don't fuck up all my lines and then just freeze. 
I think the thing was, was that I forgot. I forgot that the majority of the audience didn't know what Noel and I knew, Instead I forgot. And then I stopped. I forgot to keep going and cover my tracks. Instead I felt like I wanted to run away, run off stage and hide in a corner until the world has forgotten me - like Noel and I used to do when we were angry or upset as kids. Or when we played hide and seek.
I smile a bit at the memory. It was one of those days, the endless ones in summer where, for once Noel was at home with no-one to see and me and him had been left to our own devices, or rather, I had and he had to look after me. So, in an attempt, I presume, to get rid of me for a bit he proposed a game of hide and seek, I hid, he counted. I was young enough that it took me nearly an hour to realize he wasn't looking for me anymore. Yet even when I did come out I insisted he won. At the time I hated him for it but now, looking back, it just makes me smile. I hope one day I can look back and smile at how ridiculous I am being. But right now, all I can feel is confused dispaire at the world.
Everyone has bad days, I guess this is mine.

"FUCK IT!" I shout at the empty space and it bounces back at me, a little distorted and emptier but with the same passion that I yelled it with. Sometimes you don't need a reason to be angry - just and excuse. 
"Fuck it." I mutter again. But this time the building doesn't pick it up.

A little while later a warm hand slips into mine and a second winds it's way around my waist.
"Time to go Mikey."
"Cool." I mutter but don't make an effort to move
"Come on, the bus is waiting. We've still got the after party to go yet."
I still don't move asides from to lean into Dave a bit.
"Mike, what's wrong?"
"Nothin'."
"I don't believe you."
"It doesn't matter, it's just a stupid little thing. I'll be fine."
"The bus is waiting." He repeats. As he walks away I know I've offended him. 
"Dave, wait! You know I didn't mean it like that! It's just, I dunno, I guess earlier really shook me."
"What, with the lines?"
"Yeah."
"But you've forgotten lines before, what's the difference in this time?" He's sat in front of me now, crossed legged on the stage, facing the audience."
"I dunno. I think that's part of it. Like, why now of all times? We're halfway through a tour and it's going great. It isn't even like it was that an important line, I could have covered them easily. 
Dave takes my hand and pulls me down next to him. 
"Look at you mike, you don't need to kill yourself over a tincy slip up. You're funny, talented, Beautiful, Kind and not to mentions lucky to have such a wonderful boyfriend as moire!" He finishes with a but of typical Brown bravado that I can't help but feel my lips tug into a smile at the cheesiness of. To this Dave smiles back and pulls me into a very close hug - squeezing me tight to him. 
"Don't worry about it, give it a couple of hours and you'll wonder why you were worried at all. You'll always be brilliant. Now, after party?"
"I nod and follow him out, feeling just a tiny bit better than I did before.

OK, how was that - don't think I got it very in character?? Please leave me a comment and I may continue it

[identity profile] morphinelovexx.livejournal.com
Title: Like Heroin
Pairing or Characters: Dave/Mike
Summary:
Set during the Future Sailors Tour, after a gig Dave and Mike ride the high of performing.
Word Count: 375
Beta(s): [livejournal.com profile] napalmiris
Rating: R
Disclaimer: There is no proof this ever happened. If there was, I know a few people who would spontaneously combust with me.
Author’s Notes: I got struck by a weird inspiration, probably due to actually learning how to use tumblr and meeting a few new friends there. But I got some encouragement and thought I'd post this. There is never enough Mave love out there.

Need is a dangerous thing



Title: Soft 17
Pairing or Characters: Dave/Mike
Summary:
Getting caught wouldn't be the biggest deal if it had been by anyone else.
Word Count: 579
Beta(s): [livejournal.com profile] napalmiris
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I still have no proof other than my tinhattery that this ever happened, or ever would.
Author’s Notes: I hate myself for writing this, I really do. But I was inspired by this picture and I had to. For the record, in my heart I know Noel would be nothing but supportive.


It would be better to watch the dealer bust
[identity profile] morphinelovexx.livejournal.com
Title: I'll Follow You Until You Love Me
Pairing or Characters: Dave/Mike
Summary:
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
Word Count: 939
Beta(s): [livejournal.com profile] napalmiris because she refuses to leave me alone until I write so she might as well help.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: None of this really happened to the best of my knowledge, and I don't own any of these boys because that is illegal and according to my advisers, morally objectionable. If it changes, I'll be the first to tell you.
Author’s Notes: I kind of fail at this porn Monday thing, don't I? I'll try to post porn by the end of the day, I do have something in the works! It's...it's more Mave, but it'll be porn! I'm sorry, I'll leave my comfort zone soon, I promise. Um, anyway, I wrote this for the Boosh Battle and thought I'd post it here for kicks and giggles.


"Dave! Where's my scarf?"
[identity profile] morphinelovexx.livejournal.com
Title: Toothpaste, Keys, and Rivalry
Pairing or Characters: Dave/Mike, implied Julian/Noel
Summary:
Getting ready to face the day the morning after a night on the road.
Word Count:
789
Beta(s): [livejournal.com profile] napalmiris somehow put up with this sugary sweetness long enough to beta.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Just the fact that I own a laptop is really nothing short of amazing, I definitely don't own Dave, Mike, Julian, or Noel. As..unfortunate as this is.
Author’s Notes: No, yeah, I'm still scared. Slightly less scared, and back with more Mave--a ficclet this time--because they've captured my brain and refuse to give it up. I'm absolutely infatuated! I should probably try some character fic though, hm? Well, enjoy this while I continue working up courage to do that. (This is so backwards.) Also, I still have no appropriate icon. Sorry!


Morning.

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Nov. 9th, 2009 05:30 pm
[identity profile] jonsuperhero.livejournal.com
Title: Blue, RPS? I think.
Pairing: Mike/Dave implied.
Summary: “Mike, fan my balls, would ya?”
Word Count: 180. Not quite a drabble, not quite a full fic.
Rating: PG (13, if you're pedantic).
Warnings: A swear or two and mentions of sexual acts.
Disclaimer: I own everything, they're my bitches. Or, you know, not at all.
Author’s Notes: First post here and I made the worst first impression on the mods with my first attempt at posting. What did I do wrong? I did the header, tags, mood music, and everything and then forgot to include the fic...Fail? I think so.

In here, ya slags )

Boy Crush

Jan. 14th, 2009 12:35 am
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Boy Crush
Pairing: Mave
Warnings: RPS, some teen!Mike
Word count: 895
Rating: R
Summary: Every time Noel brings his friend Dave home with him, Mike turns into a blushing simpleton.
Disclaimer: While this is based on real people, I do not mean to imply that any of this actually happened. It didn't.

Author's notes: Taking some time off from my mpreg epic and I wrote this. I should really be sleeping or writing up an assignment.

He wasn't shy usually, but something about his brother's friend made him feel like a Year Nine girl with a crush. )

Syrup

Dec. 31st, 2008 05:05 pm
[identity profile] gothimp.livejournal.com
Title: Syrup
Pairing: Dave/Mike
Summary: Dave has a cute little crush on a cute little man
Word Count: ~750
Rating: Fun for all the family
Warnings: RPS. May cause diabetes.
Disclaimer: Not mine yadda yadda
Author’s Notes: I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] smaych ages ago. A handful of you may have seen it already, so I apologise for the duplication.

(Dave finds his own attention is focused on Noel’s little brother)
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Cartoon Daze
Characters: Mike/Dave, past Dave/OMC (I'm leaving him unnamed, but a little light detective work will reveal this mystery man's identity)
Warnings: RPS
Word Count: 1342
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Mike and Dave have a few more giggly kisses in the corridor outside Noel's room, which leads on to other activities...
Author's Notes: Some people wanted a sequel.... Curse my will of butter!

Part 1

Mike and Dave were shoved unceremoniously into the corridor, clutching each other and laughing helplessly. )
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Cartoon Daze
Characters: Noel, Rich, Julian, Dave, Mike
Warnings: RPF, slight RPS
Word Count: 1060
Rating: PG
Summary: Stuck in a hotel room in the wee small hours of the morning with only children's television to watch, the Boosh boys settle in for a long night.
Author's Notes: This is a little piece of silliness that wouldn't leave my brain alone. There's some Noelian (which I've never written, so be kind), some Mave and a tiny bit of Rich/Noel.

“Pingu is amazing,” Dave said. )

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Dec. 22nd, 2008 01:43 pm
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (8/8)
Pairing: Mave
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1122
Summary: Noel confronts Dave about his sneaking around with Mike.
Disclaimer: This never happened, I made it all up. No offense is intended towards the real people whom this is based on, may they never read this.

Author's notes: This is the final part of this series.

“My fucking brother, Dave! WHAT THE FUCK?” )
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (7/?)
Pairing: Mike/Dave
Summary: Some awkward!sex in a nightclub toilet
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 910
Warnings: RPS, teen!Mike
Disclaimer: This never happened, I made it up. No offense if intended towards the real people that this is based on, may they never read this filth.
Author's notes: I've managed to bully myself over the block I had with this story. I think it's almost finished now.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw a familiar figure dancing in the far corner of the dance floor. )
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (6/?)
Pairing: Mave
Rating: R
Word Count: 666 (Nanatoo!)
Summary: Unable to go any further with Mike's entire family sleeping on the same floor, Mike and Dave kiss and cuddle in Mike's bedroom.
Disclaimer: Mike and Dave never really kissed and cuddled under these or any other circumstances that I know about.

Author's notes: It's the sixth part and I have 666 words exactly. It's like some kind of sign. I are EVOL!

“I'm going to go now.” “You make it sound like you're leaving me forever. It's just to the other side of the room.” )
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (5/?)
Pairing: Mave
Summary: Dave and Noel have arrived at chez-Fielding and Noel is less than impressed to find his little brother conspicuously present.
Disclaimer: This is fiction, all of it. I made it up. No offense is meant to any of the real people that this piece of nonsense is based on.
Word count: 963

Author's Note: Just a short little thing to keep you going while I figure out what the hell I'm doing.

What they were doing didn't feel wrong, but at the same time he knew that he could never let Noel know that he was defiling his baby brother on a semi-regular basis. )
[identity profile] jimtheowl.livejournal.com
Title: Truth or dare?
Pairing/people: Mave! :D
Author: That would be me.
Rating: PG-13? (I dunnow if that's right or not D:)
Disclaimer: I don't own Mike or Dave or anybody else, I'm using them as my puppets for a little bit...
Summary: Just an innocent game of truth or dare...

Come and get to know me through some badly written Mave... )
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (4/?)
Pairing: Mike/Dave
Rating: PG-13 (for this bit)
Word count: 1211
Summary: Noel's bringing a friend home to meet his family when he hears that Mike will be "at Pete's." What he doesn't know is, "At Pete's" is code for "Sneaking into London to visit Dave". Which is unfortunate, considering that it's Dave that Noel is taking home with him....
Disclaimer: Though I am writing this work of fiction based on real people, I do not claim that this has happened. It's highly unlikely, bordering on the absurd.

Author's notes: No one actually remembers this series do they? I've had this on the hard drive for a while. I had it beta-ed, but then my computer crashed and lost the edited file, so I've just dug it out and tidied it up myself. I thought it was the time to do it, what with all the lovely new Mave writers on the comm recently.

NB: When the POV switches from Mike to Dave, it's the exact same scene again, but from Dave's POV. In other words these two scenes are happening at the same time.

Part one Part two Part three

“Pete?” Dave asked, feeling irrationally jealous. )

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Nov. 18th, 2008 11:29 pm
[identity profile] mr-i-jones.livejournal.com
Oooh Yarr. Um yeah... first time posting...

Title: The fire lead to the kiss
Author: [livejournal.com profile] mr_i_jones 
Pairing: Mike/Dave
Rating: PG - oh my - I wrote fluff ... slightly angsty fluff methinks... god help me
Notes: Ah, yes, please do tell me if its a pile of rubbish. Srsly though, because I'm not entirely happy with this.



Moar Mave

Nov. 12th, 2008 07:50 pm
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years pt. 3
Pairing: Mave
Word Count: 710
Summary: Ever since the first time they'd met, Mike had been sneaking down to London to visit Dave.
Rating: R but a fairly innocent one at that
Warnings: Underage!Mike, RPS
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Mike and Dave are not gayists, much as we'd like them to be.

Author's Note: Due to popular demand (alright two people) I'll be continuing this for a few more chapters. Credit to [livejournal.com profile] thehomicidehoe for the idea, and once more sorry for getting you confused with someone else in the comments for part two.

It was a relationship of furtive text messaging and stolen kisses in bus stations. )

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Nov. 11th, 2008 08:55 pm
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years pt 2 (So come and dance with me Michael)
Pairing: Mave
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2293
Summary Count: What happened during and after Golden Years from Dave and Mikes POV
Warnings: Rimming, oral sex, anal sex
Disclaimer: This did not happen. I made it up.

Author's Notes: Based very vaguely off Michael, by Franz Ferdinand. I was so embarrassed writing this I could only tackle it a sentence or two at a time when it got to the smexings, so if it reads a bit off that's why. Well that and the fact that I'm not all that good at writing pr0n. Anyway, enjoy.

Um Dave? Not to rush you or anything, but I'm layin' back and thinking of England and nothing seems to be happening. )

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Nov. 9th, 2008 12:45 am
[identity profile] beansidhe-baby.livejournal.com
Title: Golden Years (I'm in love with your brother)
Pairing: Mave, Noelian
Rating: PG-13 or a soft R
Word count: 531
Warnings: underage!Mike, RPS
Summary: Dave is more than a little interested when Noel brings his little brother to the pub with him
Disclaimer: This never happened and if any of the actual people portrayed are reading this, I can't apologize enough.

Author's notes: I said I'd never do RPS, I feel like I've crossed a line.... But [livejournal.com profile] conansgal asked me so sweetly. This is based roughly off this song. I sort of stole the idea from [livejournal.com profile] extrafancyganza, so I hope she doesn't mind. I left the reference vague so hopefully it doesn't mess up what you wanted to do 'Ganza.

“My brother? Yeah, what about him?” Noel answered bemusedly, “And can you be quick, I've almost convinced Julian that kissing me doesn't count as gay” )

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