fic: tourbus

Jul. 16th, 2015 10:34 pm
[identity profile] hobbit-feets.livejournal.com
Title: Tourbus
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt. Ish.
Characters: It's an ensemble piece. Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Mike Fielding, Rich Fulcher, Dave Brown
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: M
Word count: 943
Summary: On a five month tour, sometimes you just need to have a wank, even if a tourbus doesn’t allow for many places to do so in private. A sampling of sneaky tourbus wanks.

‘You gotta dial it down, dude,’ Rich says too loudly, and laughs. ‘I totally heard you bashing one out last night.’

The Lesson

Feb. 9th, 2015 10:59 pm
[identity profile] yeahwehadatime.livejournal.com

Title: The Lesson

Pairing or Characters: Noel/Julian
Summary: Julian might be older, but there are still things Noel can teach him
Word Count: 1,164
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: RPS
Disclaimer: As far as I know, Noel and Julian own themselves and are definitely not mine - the content/events here are purely fictional and a result of a fairly twisted imagination. No harm intended, the author is writing for fun and no profit.
Author's Note: for heartrachel, who gave me the prompt without even realizing it



http://yeahwehadatime.livejournal.com/1317.html

Spring Sunset

May. 21st, 2014 02:22 am
[identity profile] engel-sehnsucht.livejournal.com
Title: Spring Sunset
Pairing: Noelian
Summary: Noel's birthday isn't complete without Julian
Rating: U/G
Warnings: none
Notes: just a fluffy little piece for Noel's birthday. I don't own any people mentioned or The Mighty Boosh. I'm not making any money from this, I'm just playing. This never happened (to our knowledge). Cross-posted to AO3.

Under the cut )

[identity profile] engel-sehnsucht.livejournal.com
Title: The Mighty Boosh iTunes Meme
Pairings: Noel/Julian, Noel/Dee, Julian/Julia, Howard/Vince
Summary: Put iTunes on shuffle and write a drabble for the first 10 songs that play. You have the length of the song to write. Ranges from G-Explicit.
Rating: PG-18/NC-17
Warnings: angst, sex, language, dodgy writing styles
Notes: My iTunes is slightly depressing and doesn't seem to have shown much variation, oops (apparently it really likes ARTPOP). Number 9 shows something you may well be familiar with, and number 10 was sparked by a conversation with a certain Jenni at half 2 this morning - I got lucky with the song! (Also, I have no idea what iTunes was trying to achieve with number 7). I don't own any of the songs, videos linked to, or familiar characters/settings you may see in these drabbles, I merely pilfered them to play with them. Cross-posted to AO3.

Behind the cut )

[identity profile] castie67.livejournal.com
Title: Identity Crisis
Summary: Julian has a type.
Pairing: Juian/Noel; Julian/Julia
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fic, featuring adults in adult relationships; nothing explicit
Word Count: 785
Disclaimer: Noel, Julian, and Julia belong only to themselves.

Identity Crisis


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[identity profile] poshlil.livejournal.com
(I posted this a couple of other places last night, so you may have already seen it. But as it took forever and a day to finish, I'm putting it on all my archives in celebration.)

Title: And I Play It On Repeat
Pairing: Noel Fielding/Julian Barratt
Word Count: 1400 + EP
Rating: M (fic) to possible R (EP; I forget how explicit Fall Out Boy can be)
Spoilers/Warnings: language, semi-implied breath play and my usual excessive use of colour.
Summary: There's one thought Noel can never get out of his head.
Disclaimer: Noel and Julian belong to themselves; I just like to make them kiss from time to time. The original photo I used for the EP cover art belongs to Dave Brown.
Notes: Largely written for [livejournal.com profile] cheeerie, and inspired by the Arctic Monkey's Do I Wanna Know. This started as vague tour porn but ended up slightly more specific when the little bastards did Beck's Song Reader last July. Yes, it has taken that long to write. Thank you to anyone who's given it a look over or listened to me whine about the writing process - your advice and care is always appreciated. Any remaining mistakes are mine, and yes, please feel free to point out my typos. (Spelt is not one of them.)
Mirrors: AO3 // Dreamwidth

Waiting is always the worst. )
[identity profile] tron-quixote.livejournal.com
Author: tron_quixote
Wordcount: 1,367
Genre: Romance
Summary: Noel helps Julian put on eyeliner before an interview - a fic trade with Jenni (ceruvial-brooks.tumblr.com) for the prompt "Noel helping Julian put on eyeliner inspired by the interview that they did where Ju was actually wearing eyeliner" !!
Warnings: There's 1 f-word but it's very not-naughty. it's sweet and introspective and a bit cheeky though! This is for you Jenni! :)


link to my journal!
[identity profile] skull-stompin.livejournal.com


Title: They Needed a Place to "Talk" for a While /or/ This is a little Risky, Innit? /or/ Shut the Fuck Up, Noel Fielding
Author: ​skull_stompin
Rating: M
Pairing: Julian/Noel
Warning: BLOW JOBS AND HAND JOBS AND MOANING
Description: Bit creepy, really, he thought amiably to himself as Julian tugged him quietly into the caravan’s stuffy bathroom. Like a zombie film or something. ‘Cept more gay sex

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[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Feet of Clay
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Rating:  PG
Summary:  The boys work on the radio script for "Jungle".
Author's note:  Listening to "Jungle" on the way to work led to some productivity!  Thanks, as always, to my dear beta Bluey.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/83975.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Lucky Break
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  alcohol abuse, usual RPF warnings
Pairings:  Noel/Julian, Julian/OMC
Summary:  The premiere of Julian's film "Lucky Break"
Author's note: bluestocking79 is a saint of a beta.  I love everyone who is reading and special love for anyone who comments!

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/83332.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  The Secret Keeper

Author:  Concupid

Pairing:  Noel/Julian

Rating: R

Warnings: non-explicit sex, RPS, angst

Summary:  Dave gets a new bit of insight.

Author's note:  Thanks to bluestocking79 for her tireless betaing and to everyone who is reading.  You are all awesome.


http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/67483.html
[identity profile] fadetogrey96.livejournal.com
Basically, I applied for three tickets to see the Never Mind the Buzzcocks recording on Wednesday 3rd October with two friends... Who have now decided they can't go. So I have two spare tickets for anyone who might be interested - I'm pretty new here, so I don't really know anyone, but it would be nice not to have to waste the tickets, or end up going on my own. They don't cost a penny - I'm not trying to make a profit or anything like that, so please leave me a comment/send me a message if you're interested!

And now, the very short fic:

Pairing: Noel/Julian, Noel/Dave – This is REAL PERSON SLASH. Please don’t read if this bothers you.
Summary: You know from the moment that Julian enters the picture that you’re never going to be the most important person in Noel’s life again.
Word count: 457
Rating: PG-13 I think…
Warnings: Slash, obviously. Non-graphic mentions of sex, swearing.
Disclaimer: The Boosh boys are obviously not mine, however hard I wish they were. This is purely a work of fiction, no offense intended etc etc.
Author's Note: This is probably a load of nonsense. Comments very much welcomed.

Link to my journal

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  The Calf and Cow

Author:  Concupid

Rating:  R-ish

Warning: language, non-explicit sex, het references

Summary:  The boys pass through Leeds.

Author's note:  I tried to find out Julian's mother's name.  I went to the hardcore fans and she remains a mystery, so I took a shot in the dark.  Apologies the real Mrs. Julian's mom (for many reasons).  Thank you Bluey and everyone who has been so supportive.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/57506.html

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Yellow
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  language, alcohol abuse, het
Pairings:  Noel/Julian, Noel/Dee
Summary:  Noel meets Dee, Julian tries to be a grown-up
Author's note:  SInce Noel can't seem to remember when he had his liver problems, I feel like it's okay to play with that time line!
Disclaimer:  I have nothing to so with The Mighty Boosh or the cast of Spaced.  They belong to themselves and this is all the fevered scribblings of a fanatic.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/56377.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Better than Fine
Author:  Concupid
Rating: PG-13
Warning:  non-explicit sex, language
Summary:  The boys talk things out
Disclaimer:  It's all fiction, I'm just a crazy fan and this is not for profit.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/friends/
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  Growing Pains
Author:  Concupid
Pairing:  Noel/Julian
Warnings:  language, usual RPF issues
Summary:  Noel and Julian work through some growing pains.
Author's note:  RL sucks but bluestocking_79 is awesome and the reason I can keep posting when I can't seem to find any time to write!
Disclaimer:  This is pure fiction from a demented fangirl who would never try to make money off the boys she loves.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/55126.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com

Title:  Baby Boosh
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary:  The Boosh is born
Disclaimer:  These are the ramblings of a demented fangirl and never to be taken seriously!

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/54878.html

[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  The Strange Tale Involving the Jelly Fox
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  Drinking and driving, language
Summary:  Noel shows Julian his act and his artwork.  Julian makes some important decisions
Author's note:  Only posting quickly because this was all written ahead of time!  Don't worry, life is still being a huge inconvenience.  I'm sure everyone enjoys hearing me whine!  Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] bluestocking79, there is no greata beta!
Disclaimer:  This is all nonsense from my Boosh-fevered mind with only a vague connection to reality.

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/54670.html
[identity profile] concupiscence66.livejournal.com
Title:  The Beginning
Author:  Concupid
Rating:  PG-13
Warnings:  language and the usual RPF warnings:  every single detail is probablywrong.
Genre:  RPF
Author's Note:  Written for a prompt at q[livejournal.com profile] queer_fest  "They don't have sex, so they're just friends.  Right?"  It was meant to be a series of scenes from the (mostly) sexless marriage of Julian and Noel... and then I went wrong and it's another GD epic.  All the love in the world to [livejournal.com profile] bluestocking79 for betaing this bad boy and for everyone I've ever talked to about the boys.  You're likely to see something you said show up in this piece because you are all part of my twisted mind canon and I love you.
How else can I celebrate the Fourth of July than celebrating how The Mighty Boosh are enslaving innocent Americans like me with their chemistry and magic?
Summary:  Noel and Julian meet.
Disclaimer:  Pure speculation about real people that I love and admire and would never want to do a disservice. 

http://concupiscence66.livejournal.com/54065.html
[identity profile] freakishlyx.livejournal.com
Title: You Should Never Sleep (RPS)
Author: elevenfeathers
Pairing: Noel/Julian 
Summary: Noel is having nightmares due to exhaustion and Julian's there to help.
Word Count: ~3500
Rating: PG, swearing.
Warnings: there are some disturbing themes, a bit of blood, a bit of bad language.
Disclaimer: I do not own Noel or Julian or any of the Mighty Boosh boys, the story isn't real and I don't mean to be creepy, it just happens. 
Author’s Notes: A big thank you for beta'ing this and being oh so helpful to Mairead ([livejournal.com profile] thejigsawtimess).
This is my first time posting on livejournal so please be gentle! I can take concrit though. 


he has nightmares and they aren’t always contained behind his eyelids; sometimes they seem to seep into reality. )


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