The Mighty Boosh Voluptuous Halloween Special (4)

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Title: ~The Mighty Boosh Voluptuous Halloween Special~
PART 4: by catwallada
Pairing or Characters: Howard/Vince
Summary: Halloween is here and all hell breaks loose for the first time all over again.
Word Count: ???
Rating: Part 4 PG
Warnings: bit of het flirting
Disclaimer: I own many lovely things but the boosh isn't one of them.
Author’s Notes:This is kind of dialogue heavy and I'm not completely happy with it but it's the first thing I've ever posted so please be kind. 

Here's the list of turns:
concupiscence66
life_downsized
catwallada
saena17
magicunicorn13

A woman even paler than Vince stood in the doorway. 
''Hello I'm Howard Moon, this is Vince Noir.. Our van is out of petrol. Can you help us?''
''Have you got cereal?'' added Vince.
The curvy woman looked seductively at them both.
''Perhaps you should stay here tonight. I hear there's a nasty storm on the way. Follow me.''
  
  Vince shielded himself behind Howard as they walked along the musty hallway.
''So What's your name? asked the jazz maverick.
''Hmm? Oh Valeria. Valeria Watt''
''I'm pleased to make your acquaintanceship.''
Valeria stopped and draped her arms around Howard's neck.
'The feeling's mutual.'' she growled as.Howard almost passed out. 
''Now stay here while I get your room ready'' she added.

Howard turned to his friend.
''She's a corker isn't she?''
Vince rolled his eyes.
''Yeah whatever. What are we gonna do about Naboo and Bollo?''
 ''I'll go and get them when Valeria comes back. Look cheer up, what's gotten into you?''
Vince chose to ignore that question.
''Whatever. Make sure you get my red bag for me.'' 
''I can't, it's back home. You had more than enough luggage so I took it out the van.''
Vince looked like he was going to cry. Now it was Howard's turn to roll his eyes.
''You've got all the clothes you need to last the trip.''
''There was more than just clothes in there, you jerkoff,. You know I take my scan picture everywhere. It's about the only thing my birth parents left with me.''
Howard felt terrible. 
''Vince, I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say.''
Howard thought for a moment. ''On second thoughts, how about a crimp?''
Crimps make everything alright.
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The sunshine kid felt a lot better until Valeria reappeared. 
''Your rooms are all ready.'' she smiled.
''Ok. We've got to go get our friends but we'll be right back.'' said Howard.
Valeria grabbed their arms and dragged them towards a white door.
''I'll get my butler to fetch them for you.You just make yourself at home.''
She pushed open the door to reveal Howard's idea of heaven. The brown bedroom was full of jazz and stationery, wildlife photographs, elbow patches and for some reason lots of men fitness magazines. She let go of Howard's arm and he sat down on the bed transfixed.
Valeria turned to Vince.
''Come with me young lady.''
''Why should I?'' Vince stropped. 
Valeria tried her best to smile sweetly.
''I can get you that cereal you wanted. Would you like a nice bowl of sugar puffs?''
He looked daggers at her.
''I hate sugar puffs.'' 
''Coco pops then?''
''OK''
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Vince stood in front of a full length mirror as Valeria circled him muttering to herself.
''Let's see,... about 5ft 8,.. not too bright... nice hair..How much do you weigh?'' 
''What? Erm about 12 stone'' the goth fairy felt seriously creeped out. ''Can I go get Howard?''
''He's fine where he is.''
She wrapped her arms round him the same way she had with Howard. ''First I want to tell you about your birth parents.''
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Back in the Booshmobile Naboo had sobered up and was waving his arms around,
''Bollo I'm havin a vision''
''I've got a bad feeling about this''
The tiny shaman grimaced.
''I'm not surprised.

Vince is in danger''

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Comments

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

I had to look up Valeria but I'll let you carry on with your story!

Excellent chapter! Love the mysterious collection of men's fitness magazines, guess she knows Howard's considering a new fitness routine... :^) That's very Rocky Horror Picture Show, by the way.

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Yay I carried on the theme!
Thank you. In my sleep deprived state yesterday I wasn't sure if people would get the magazine joke.

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

In Rocky Horror, Tim curry is obsessed with men's fitness mags and Steve Reeves. I had to ask my much older brother to explain Steve Reeves when I was a teen and first saw the movie.

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Cool. What a weird coincidence.
I'm sure Howard secretly likes macho men.

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Apart from precious Vince of course.

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

He wants to be a macho man, sweep Vince up in his arms like he's some hero from literature... Heathcliff maybe... and then he carries VInce off and... I don't remember what we were talking about but I need to watch something on youtube now. Bye!

[life-downsized.livejournal.com]

Vince rejecting sugar puffs - You flippin' genius!
Brilliant chapter. Would never have guessed it was your first time posting.

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much. I couldn't sleep properly last night I was so convinced everyone would hate it!
I'm very proud of myself for the sugar puffs joke. :-)

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

I forgot the mention the sugar puffs joke! Oh, the yellow wanker!

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Ichisquirrel deserves some credit for inspiring that joke by having Vince mention cereal in the first chapter.

fics are better than reality

[ichisquirrel.livejournal.com]

You are too kind. ^_^ Vince immediately asking for cereal at the door made me laugh my ass off.

You did a great job. I liked the scene setting and the added 'Rocky' feel. I'm intrigued what will be revealed about Vince's parents...dare I hope they are in fact from planet Transexual?

Re: fics are better than reality

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I like making people laugh:-)
I'm looking forward to seeing what saena17 does with the birth parents thing too.

[magicunicorn13.livejournal.com]

Aw sweetie! There was no need for you to be nervous, I love this. It's so Rocky Horror so well done on that!

Everything about this is just getting creepier by the second and I love all the refrences x
I'm so worried about my turn now *nibbles fingernails*

PS: I love how no ones really taken it on a definate route yet, it's just floating in a weird Halloween-y place :P

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

It's so Rocky Horror and I've never seen Rocky Horror :-)
Hang on, that means my brain works the same way as Richard O'Brien's.
*Does happy dance*

[magicunicorn13.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yes I suppose it does :D

*joins dance*

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Oh and I'm sure your chapter will be epic.

[saena17.livejournal.com]

Just jumping in to say YOU MUST SEE ROCKY HORROR. It is a classic and should not be missed.

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

I will. My dad brought it me but I've never got round to watching it. As soon as it turns up I will.

[saena17.livejournal.com]

Haha, it was my dad who got me into it as well! I think it's funny that it would be our dads who get us into campy horror spoofs about transsexual aliens. But that just means we have the coolest dads. :)

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

He's never seen it, he just brought it me because I really want to see it but never managed to when it was on tv. My dad has gotten me into some very strange films over the years though!

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

I was thinking catwallada is the first one to give us info we actually need to address like Vince's mysterious birth parents. Excited to see what you and saena17 do with that!

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

As my brother put it, I came up with good ideas and left the difficult bits to someone else.
I tried to deliberately keep it nice and vague.
Ps I was quite nervous about the birth parents idea, I'm glad it was a good idea.

[concupiscence66.livejournal.com]

It's a great jumping off point: either to build a story or use some Boosh magic and make the whole issue disapear! "My birthparents are... dun, dun, dun!... Over there, drinking tea. Welcome back from your 30 odd year beach holiday!"

[magicunicorn13.livejournal.com]

NOOO! THE PRESSURE!

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

You'll be fine. Your chapter will be excellent.

[saena17.livejournal.com]

Auggh, why did you have to put something in your chapter that I had to LOOK UP in order to write mine?! I hope I don't ruin continuity by breezing over what I'm not that familiar with and, er, just dropping lots of Rocky Horror references in. :P

It'll be posted tomorrow- I'm writing it tonight and giving it a quick glance tomorrow before uploading it!

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Oh you didn't need to look anything up. I don't think anyone's that familiar with carry on screaming so she can be whatever you want. (that sounds sexual)
Oh and cool icon :-)

[saena17.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I googled it and figured I'd just use her however I wanted. (Just continuing the sexual sounding remarks there, lol.)

Thanks! everlyn made it. It's one of my all-time favorite icons. :)

Submitting my chapter now! *happy dance*

[catwallada.livejournal.com]

Cool. I was hoping you'd do that.
I can't wait for your chapter. I bet it'll be awsome.