fic: pies: a tragico-absurdist vignette of revolutionary russia

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Because I forgot to put this up here last week when I actually wrote it, whoops.

Title: Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir, ish. Basically canon levels of slashiness
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: G
Word count: 1386
Summary: ‘This is a little piece now I’ve written myself, with a pen, and it’s set in Russia, around the turn of the century. I know what you’re thinking— don’t think that, because this is dark, penetrating theatre. Please enjoy a piece I’ve written, called simply: Pies.’

An excerpt from the script of Pies: A Tragico-Absurdist Vignette of Revolutionary Russia, and its initial reception.

What is this? Surely one cannot truly fit millions of birds into a small pie, surely a man like this would not play such a cruel jape upon a poor woman. But this is not real life; this is Absurd.