(FIC) Howard Moon and the Rules of Attraction (5/5+)

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Title: Howard Moon and the Rules of Attraction (Chapter the Fifth)
Pairing or Characters: Howince
Summary: Howard finds himself once more completely resistable to everyone but Vince.
Word Count: 1,354
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: just your general mild sexy-talk, mild violence, and mild language. Also, mild crossovers
Challenge: none
Disclaimer: Oh, how loudly I disclaim! I throw myself, prostrate (not the second 'r'!) at the great and powerful feet of The Mighty Boosh, which is in no way mine!
Author’s Notes: I have criminally under-used a certain character (and also written no smut whatsoever in a fic all about Howard!molestation), so although this wraps up the fic proper, there will be an epilogue. I was going to post it all in one go, but lj tells me this is too large...
CH.I: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/848991.html#cutid1
CH.II: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/849672.html#cutid1
CH.III: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/850104.html?view=16164792#t16164792
CH IV: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/850921.html?view=16187625#t16187625

 

( Come for the finale, stay for the epilogue! )

 

( Come for the Finale, Stay for the Epilogue! )

 

(FIC) Howard Moon and the Rules of Attraction (EPILOGUE)

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Title: Howard Moon and the Rules of Attraction (Epilogue)
Pairing or Characters: Howince
Summary: Howard finds himself once more completely resistable to everyone but Vince.
Word Count: 1,466
Rating: NC-17, for sexytimes
Warnings: just your general mild sexy-talk, mild violence, and mild language. Also, mild crossovers
Challenge: none
Disclaimer: Oh, how loudly I disclaim! I throw myself, prostrate (not the second 'r'!) at the great and powerful feet of The Mighty Boosh, which is in no way mine!
Author’s Notes: First comes the sexy-times, then comes the crackiest crack pairing in crack-dom. To get any crackier, you would have to pull characters from two different series. Seriously, I have created some disturbing crack-love. But before that happens, Vince and Howard get busy, so focus on that.
CH.I: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/848991.html#cutid1
CH.II: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/849672.html#cutid1
CH.III: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/850104.html?view=16164792#t16164792
CH IV: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/850921.html?view=16187625#t16187625
CH. V: http://community.livejournal.com/booshslashhaven/851145.html#cutid1

( Sexytimes )