fic: bitter resin and salt

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WHOOPS I've not been reliably crossposting my stuff here for the past few months, so prepare to be INUNDATED with all my new fic. This one isn't really properly Booshfic, but I'd say it counts about as much as any of the Mint Royale stuff that's been written does. Characters loosely inspired by Noel and Julian, et al, let's say.

Title: Bitter Resin and Salt
Pairing: fae!Noel Fielding/OFC, with a side helping of fae!Dee Plume/fae!Sue Denim/OFC, and implied fae!Julian Barratt/fae!Julia Davis
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: M
Word count: 2511
Warnings: Some dubious consent (ish– faerie enchantment being what it is) and a bit of disturbing imagery
Summary: Follow him into the woods, you know you want to. Here, aren’t you hungry? One of these little fruits, he’ll hold it to your lips for you (just the barest brush of his fingertips against the skin under your mouth, and his skin is so soft, and he smiles so bashfully, as if it were a mistake). Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

He twists around the trunk like a glittering, pale-and-black snake, hand uncurling in the air between you. An imperious command to follow, or a childish invitation to join him, a dare, a wicked invocation in the sly scroll of his fingers. Take his hand, this way, watch the roots. (but if you come in, you can never leave).

fic: howard b. conducts further explorations

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More trans!Howard! Becayse she is my precious baby and there can never be enough of her.

Title: Howard B. Conducts Further Explorations
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: … And Vince joins her. A narrative following the events of Pea: or, the Rediscovery of Howard B. Moon, in which Howard’s transition continues apace, and her romance with Vince takes on a new dimension.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 8,326

Part of her felt a little silly, like she was trying to woo herself, like she needed persuasion with jazz and soft touches before she could get herself into bed. She sniffed at that part. 'It's not like I wouldn't be listening to jazz anyway, with Vince out of the house.'

fic: into trouble

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Filthy Clusterfuck porn, with no excuses. Would have been very chic here roundabout 2007.

Title: Into Trouble
Pairing: Dee Plume/Julian Barratt, Dee Plume/Julian Barratt/Melvis Crawford, Dee Plume/Noel Fielding
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: Julian is a drunken hobo shambles, Dee’s got the horn, Melvis helps out. Noel reaps (some of) the rewards later. Filthy moresome porn with no real justification.
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 843

Noel catches Dee later in a corridor and plucks wickedly at the torn tights she’s still wearing, an impish, provoking grin on his face. His fringe is all sweaty, messily shoved halfway off his forehead. ‘What’s this, Delia? You been getting into trouble?’

fic: night watch

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Title: Night Watch
Pairing: Howard Moon/Vince Noir
Author: Culumacilinte
Summary: However narcissistic he is, the sight of himself in his Zooniverse jacket had never before been sufficient to turn Vince on, but, well, it’s all about context, isn’t it?
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2898
Notes: From the prompt: ‘I have a head-canon that Vince only ever agreed to work night watch (on the condition it was with Howard) cos he was hoping Howard would make a move - what if once they’re together they role play 'nightwatch’ so Vince’s fantasies can come true?’

'Howaaaaard,' he whinges as he throws himself down on the couch. 'Night watch is so boring. Can't we at least put the telly on?'