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[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

Not a real contribution I'm afriad, but I was boredly going through fanfiction.net in a vain attempt to find some half-decent new content when I came across...

LOL WUT?

This is clearly a troll (or just a mean spirited Christian), but the reviews made me facepalm.jpg big time.


These Boosh slash trolls are so weird. @_@

Comments

[litterthisheart.livejournal.com]

LOL. I kind of love that. It's cracky and a little bit fantastic!

[portmanteaux.livejournal.com]

I like how they laugh at the end about sinners burning in hell. Harsh.

[gillengirl.livejournal.com]

It's kind of amazing. It seems like a joke, a really weird joke.... I kind of like it... if it' a joke that is.

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's particularly funny nor clever. Either way, wow, so many comments. @_@

[thieving-gypsy.livejournal.com]

There's been a troll infestation recently. I don't mind the ones who bring the lulz. Boring/plain abusive trolls piss me off, but this made me laugh. XD

[frihed.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAH!! That's so fucked up, man!

[mspotamus.livejournal.com]

(http://tinypic.com)

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Fucking saved!

[pernickety.livejournal.com]

If I were Jesus, you could be my sunbeam.

:D

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

Don't you just want to snatch out your old acoustic and strum up a song around this? I know I do. :')

[ibkod.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA genius.

[extrafancyganza.livejournal.com]

hahahahahaha.
lol whut GOD? xD

[bigukgal.livejournal.com]

JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC
JESUS LOVES YOU FOR THIS FANFIC

[anna-rosa.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I don't know, if heaven is filled with people lke that, I'd rather go to hell.

A-fucking-men.

[trickpie.livejournal.com]

A+

[miwahni.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh so much! It took me three attempts to read the last few paragraphs, I couldn't stop cracking up.

[ifyousayso90.livejournal.com]

Speaking as a Boosh fanfiction.net regular (I'm northernbullet over there), Glittorscissors' anti-gay stuff may be hilarious and clearly ridiculous, but the unfunny thing is that not only did she previously rip off the incredible work of thieving_gypsy, but her and her troll friends also made a habit of posting mean-spirited, condemning and borderline abusive comments on thieving_gypsy's work.

I'm 99% sure there's no real religion behind this person, and it's all for trollish laughs or whatever, but we have a nice little comm over at ff.net, and this author and her friends are making it all seem very unfriendly. Not fun.

Well, that's my rant for the day.

[ibkod.livejournal.com]

Oh lame!!!

[wildebrian.livejournal.com]

Man, what a dick! I find that very offensive, personally, even if it's laughable.

[julius12.livejournal.com]

Yeah, agreed. What kind of jerk would post shit like that on ff.net? FF.net is a sacred ground filled with quality work, not trolling bullshit.

[peak-in-darien.livejournal.com]

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[vous-et-moi.livejournal.com]

"No, Leroy, I cannot," Vince explained. "Howard and I are staying in tonight to read the Bible."


Possibly the best line ever written in Fanfic history. I may get it on a t-shirt. or make an icon...

Lol, reviewers, LOL. How can they even watch Boosh and know what it is? is choca blocked with the gay!

Vince's christian boot camp, lets get it done.

x x x

[ifyousayso90.livejournal.com]

someone needs to write a slash fic based around that line.

[neverdoubtedyou.livejournal.com]

"God, Howard, you're so old--"
oh no! Nothing wrong with an older man!

[gillengirl.livejournal.com]

this has nothing to do with anything but your icon is the hottest pic of julian that I have ever seen.

[extrafancyganza.livejournal.com]

aaahaha. I know I've already commented on this, but I just can't keep away xD
it is probably even more ridiculous in my head than it actually is, since I've always seen Jesus as earth's biggest omnisexual. I'm slightly religious, but I've never been much for all the "I CONDEMN YOU" business, but have always focused more on the "LOVE EVERYONE" side of things :3 which is, in fact, kinda gay. yay.

this might be a complete sidetrack, but when Jesus Christ Superstar will hit the stage in the Swedish city Malmö in October, Jesus will be played by Sweden's most famous bisexual. There's been all sorts of silly protests against it, like "I didn't know the so called Jesus was a TRANSVESTITE!!! D:", and everyone was all "Lol, the actor's BISEXUAL, not a transvestite. Get your terms sorted PLZ"

Oh religion, always the source of so much lulz ♥

[larbzieg.livejournal.com]

LULZ! I'm perplexed as to how they managed to get those two terms mixed up. Damn bisexauls! They want both of everything!!11~~

A few years ago when Finding Nemo came out, I remember there was a huge, HUEG cry of arms amongst a lot of Christians over the fact that one of the fish was voiced by LESBIAN Ellen Degeneres. Srsly, wut?

[arrivee.livejournal.com]

weird.

[tartpants.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the co-authored, very sinful fic that maestro1123 and I never finished...where Vince was Jesus and Howard was Judas (or was it Noel and Julian? I forget). And I'm pretty sure we made Chris Corner be Mary Magdalene.

[stranglers-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh how I wish you finished that! Hahaa sounds awesome.

[soreen.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to troll the troll and re-write the end of this:

Vince hesitated, but curled his fingers around Howard's. He closed his eyes ready to pray, but then heard Howard say "eyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Got ya!"

Vince hit Howard over the head with the good book. "you bastard! I thought my soul was condemned to damnation then!"

Howard grabbed the book back off Vince. "Be careful with that, it's my stash". He opened up the book to show that it had been hollowed out inside, and contained several bottles of poppers and some lube.

"You better start trying to peel those jeans off little man, I can feel satan trying to tempt my imperfect being..."

[ziozio.livejournal.com]

lol this

[thingogram.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean. I don't go in for organised religion myself, but my roomie last year was Christian and I lived with three others, and they were all absolutely lovely. They were totally accepting of the various things I did which I know they would never have done whether because of their beliefs or other reasons, and none of them ever tried to push their religion onto me.
As far as I'm concerned, they are the real Christians, because (not that I'm an expert by any means; I've only ever read Revelations, purely because I like the weirdness) Jesus taught acceptance. I hate the thought of the "God Hates Goths" brigade giving them a bad name.

[catch-me-chris.livejournal.com]

I read it and was waiting for the punchline.

Still waiting.

[pris-stratton.livejournal.com]

Agreed! I thought the same thing while reading it. Although that line about staying in to read the Bible was pretty funny.

[stranglers-gal.livejournal.com]

That was weird. If it's a joke, it's not that funny. Well actually the


"No, Leroy, I cannot," Vince explained. "Howard and I are staying in tonight to read the Bible."

line was incredible but I mean grr! How silly and ignorant of some people. I mean I'm Catholic for crying out loud and so I technically should agree or something but I have morals so I don't. People like that really get on my nerve. The preachy "Jesus loves you for this fanfic" type.

Heathen the gay for the win!!!!

[pris-stratton.livejournal.com]

I'm being mesmerized by your icon :]....

[rosethehobbit.livejournal.com]

I started reading this and thought 'what's so weird about this?' and THEN it went wrong...
I could barely read the last part I was cringing so much!
hahha best comment;

"you have shown such bravery in stepping up to the plate to let people know the truth about homosexuality or, as the heathens call it, "the gay.""

THE GAY!