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booshslashhavenTitle: Brothers and Lovers.
Pairing: Mave. Noel/Dee
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing. Bad spelling. Fluff. Little tiny spoiler for the live show but nothing that gives the plot away.
Summary: Brothers that have a relationship made of steel, so nothing will come between them... Wrong.
A/N: This is my first Mave fic! I'm no longer a mave virgin! So go easy cos its early days, early days, early days.
Yes sir.
And the thing whats going on with Dee at the same time, I'm totally against it so dont kill me.
"It'll get a little crampy at first but it'll pass."
Dee looked up at Diana, the typical rich bitch, stuck up, always wore expensive clothes, but a lovely friend.
"And Noel wont know?" Dee asked quietly.
"I he doesnt know anyway, just dont tell him, if he does just tell him you miscarried and he'll do what my husband did and go out and buy you expensive jewelry." She flashed a diamond bracelet.
Dee started crying. "Oh God." She whispered, folding her arms across her stomach.
*
"My fucking brother?!" Noel hissed. "My brother!?"
Dave Brown looked up at Noel's teary eyes. "It's not as bad as you think."
"Not as bad as I think? You're bumming my brother! My best friend is bumming my little brother!"
"It's not just-"
"Greasy bum sex? Greasy bum sex?"
Dave exclaimed in frustration at how childish Noel was being.
Dee came home to the boys bickering. "What's happened?" She asked, wiping her cheek.
"Bollo's just been poached." Noel snapped.
Dave sighed. "You dont have the authority to fire me."
"I just did."
"Fine if thats how childish you're gonna be Fielding, I'm taking back the monkey head, get yourself a new logo, if I'm not in the show anymore I dont give you the rights to use it, and you can take all my photography out of the boosh book."
Noel shrugged. "Fine I will! Can you get out now you're pissing me off. I dont wanna look at you, you make me sick. And stay away from my brother!"
Dave gave him the finger and left Noel's flat.
Noel exclaimed and lashed out, punching the wall.
Dee jumped. "What's going on?!"
"Guess. I'm done." Noel trudged into the bedroom.
"What'd you mean you're done? Dont kill yourself. Dont you dare."
"I'm not gonna kill myself you dappy cow." Noel slammed the bedroom door.
"DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME EITHER!"
Once Noel had calmed down, he explained everything to Dee.
She suggested he went to sleep for a bit.
During that time she stood in the bathroom, pills in hand, clutching her stomach.
"I cant do it." She sobbed, quietly. "I'm sorry. I'm not doing it out of free will. We're just not ready."
*
"How'd he take it?" Mike asked.
"He fired me." Dave replied simply, slumping down on the sofa.
"What?!"
"I'm fired. Bollo is no more."
"He'll come around. You're best friends."
Dave shrugged. "I'm not gonna get my hopes up too soon."
"Davey. Dont be like this, you know Noel. He sulks all the time, he'll be fine in a couple of days."
Dave sat upright and hugged the tiny mexican. "Thanks Mike."
Mike kissed Dave's ear. "Dont mention it."
*
Dee walked into the bedroom, Noel was up against the wall, curled up in a ball in one corner of the bed. "You look traumatised." She told him, wiping a piece of hair from his face.
"So do you." He replied quietly.
Dee gave him a questioning look.
"I found a box in the bin in the bathroom..." He explained slowly.
"Shit." Dee mumbled.
"How many weeks?" He asked.
"Just a few. Noel I'm so sorry. If you wanna hate me forever I dont care, you have every right to."
Noel shook his head. "I could never hate you. If you werent around I'd probably be running around Camden right now, with my trousers around my ankles saying 'Look at me I'm a chocolate biscuit'!"
Dee half smiled.
"One day." Noel nodded. "When we're ready. Maybe. I just dont want to deal with that right now."
Dee held his hand. "Talk to Dave."
Noel shook his head.
"It's not like you to be this way."
"I'm not against it its just... My brother and my best friend. Dave's known Mike since he was 8 years old, how fucking creepy is that?"
"Most people marry their childhood sweethearts."
"They werent sweethearts. We went to college together and Mike was my brother. You know. 'This is my new mate from art school, Dave. This is my mum, Diane, my dad Ray and my brother Mike'."
"Talk to Mike about it. You two are closer than a sitting Nun's knees. Dont hate him for it."
"I dont hate him.."
*
Noel sat tugging at his Rudi Van Dizario t-shirt, his eyes flicking from Mike to Dave and back again.
"Are you gonna say something?" Mike asked.
"How long have you been fucking him?" Noel asked bluntly.
Dave and Mike exchanged a glance.
"And no lies." Noel added.
"About a month." Dave nodded.
"I said no lies!"
Mike cleared his throat. "5 months."
Noel's jaw dropped. "5 months?!"
"Noel please sont get mad. I really like Dave and he really likes me. I love him like him.."
Dave looked at Mike.
"I do. I love him, like him."
Noel erupted. "Well I love you like you but I ent gonna start bummin you am I?!"
"THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER!"
Noel accepted defeat. "You didnt tell me you two were in love."
Dave shrugged and then nodded.
Noel sighed. "David. If you ever hurt him I'll hurt you. Dont cheat on him, dont hit him, dont say anything that'll break his heart. Cos if you do I'll come at you like a breezeblock of pain."
"I wouldnt." Dave shook his head.
"Then can I please have the monkey head back?"
Dave nodded.
*
Mike came into the bedroom wearing just a towel.
Dave grinned as he looked over the top of his laptop.
"Say my name." Mike singsonged.
"NABOOOOOOO!" Dave said, as Bollo.
"And agaaaaaain."
"NABOOOOOOO!"
"What's my name?"
"NABOOOOOOO!"
"And agaaaaaain."
"NABOOOOOOO!"
Mike sat next to Dave on the bed.
"I got a good feelin about dis."
Mike smiled and kissed Dave gently on the lips. "Are you busy?" He asked quietly, tugging at the waistband of Dave's jeans.
Dave smiled and put his laptop on the floor. "Not anymore."
Pairing: Mave. Noel/Dee
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing. Bad spelling. Fluff. Little tiny spoiler for the live show but nothing that gives the plot away.
Summary: Brothers that have a relationship made of steel, so nothing will come between them... Wrong.
A/N: This is my first Mave fic! I'm no longer a mave virgin! So go easy cos its early days, early days, early days.
Yes sir.
And the thing whats going on with Dee at the same time, I'm totally against it so dont kill me.
"It'll get a little crampy at first but it'll pass."
Dee looked up at Diana, the typical rich bitch, stuck up, always wore expensive clothes, but a lovely friend.
"And Noel wont know?" Dee asked quietly.
"I he doesnt know anyway, just dont tell him, if he does just tell him you miscarried and he'll do what my husband did and go out and buy you expensive jewelry." She flashed a diamond bracelet.
Dee started crying. "Oh God." She whispered, folding her arms across her stomach.
*
"My fucking brother?!" Noel hissed. "My brother!?"
Dave Brown looked up at Noel's teary eyes. "It's not as bad as you think."
"Not as bad as I think? You're bumming my brother! My best friend is bumming my little brother!"
"It's not just-"
"Greasy bum sex? Greasy bum sex?"
Dave exclaimed in frustration at how childish Noel was being.
Dee came home to the boys bickering. "What's happened?" She asked, wiping her cheek.
"Bollo's just been poached." Noel snapped.
Dave sighed. "You dont have the authority to fire me."
"I just did."
"Fine if thats how childish you're gonna be Fielding, I'm taking back the monkey head, get yourself a new logo, if I'm not in the show anymore I dont give you the rights to use it, and you can take all my photography out of the boosh book."
Noel shrugged. "Fine I will! Can you get out now you're pissing me off. I dont wanna look at you, you make me sick. And stay away from my brother!"
Dave gave him the finger and left Noel's flat.
Noel exclaimed and lashed out, punching the wall.
Dee jumped. "What's going on?!"
"Guess. I'm done." Noel trudged into the bedroom.
"What'd you mean you're done? Dont kill yourself. Dont you dare."
"I'm not gonna kill myself you dappy cow." Noel slammed the bedroom door.
"DONT TAKE IT OUT ON ME EITHER!"
Once Noel had calmed down, he explained everything to Dee.
She suggested he went to sleep for a bit.
During that time she stood in the bathroom, pills in hand, clutching her stomach.
"I cant do it." She sobbed, quietly. "I'm sorry. I'm not doing it out of free will. We're just not ready."
*
"How'd he take it?" Mike asked.
"He fired me." Dave replied simply, slumping down on the sofa.
"What?!"
"I'm fired. Bollo is no more."
"He'll come around. You're best friends."
Dave shrugged. "I'm not gonna get my hopes up too soon."
"Davey. Dont be like this, you know Noel. He sulks all the time, he'll be fine in a couple of days."
Dave sat upright and hugged the tiny mexican. "Thanks Mike."
Mike kissed Dave's ear. "Dont mention it."
*
Dee walked into the bedroom, Noel was up against the wall, curled up in a ball in one corner of the bed. "You look traumatised." She told him, wiping a piece of hair from his face.
"So do you." He replied quietly.
Dee gave him a questioning look.
"I found a box in the bin in the bathroom..." He explained slowly.
"Shit." Dee mumbled.
"How many weeks?" He asked.
"Just a few. Noel I'm so sorry. If you wanna hate me forever I dont care, you have every right to."
Noel shook his head. "I could never hate you. If you werent around I'd probably be running around Camden right now, with my trousers around my ankles saying 'Look at me I'm a chocolate biscuit'!"
Dee half smiled.
"One day." Noel nodded. "When we're ready. Maybe. I just dont want to deal with that right now."
Dee held his hand. "Talk to Dave."
Noel shook his head.
"It's not like you to be this way."
"I'm not against it its just... My brother and my best friend. Dave's known Mike since he was 8 years old, how fucking creepy is that?"
"Most people marry their childhood sweethearts."
"They werent sweethearts. We went to college together and Mike was my brother. You know. 'This is my new mate from art school, Dave. This is my mum, Diane, my dad Ray and my brother Mike'."
"Talk to Mike about it. You two are closer than a sitting Nun's knees. Dont hate him for it."
"I dont hate him.."
*
Noel sat tugging at his Rudi Van Dizario t-shirt, his eyes flicking from Mike to Dave and back again.
"Are you gonna say something?" Mike asked.
"How long have you been fucking him?" Noel asked bluntly.
Dave and Mike exchanged a glance.
"And no lies." Noel added.
"About a month." Dave nodded.
"I said no lies!"
Mike cleared his throat. "5 months."
Noel's jaw dropped. "5 months?!"
"Noel please sont get mad. I really like Dave and he really likes me. I love him like him.."
Dave looked at Mike.
"I do. I love him, like him."
Noel erupted. "Well I love you like you but I ent gonna start bummin you am I?!"
"THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER!"
Noel accepted defeat. "You didnt tell me you two were in love."
Dave shrugged and then nodded.
Noel sighed. "David. If you ever hurt him I'll hurt you. Dont cheat on him, dont hit him, dont say anything that'll break his heart. Cos if you do I'll come at you like a breezeblock of pain."
"I wouldnt." Dave shook his head.
"Then can I please have the monkey head back?"
Dave nodded.
*
Mike came into the bedroom wearing just a towel.
Dave grinned as he looked over the top of his laptop.
"Say my name." Mike singsonged.
"NABOOOOOOO!" Dave said, as Bollo.
"And agaaaaaain."
"NABOOOOOOO!"
"What's my name?"
"NABOOOOOOO!"
"And agaaaaaain."
"NABOOOOOOO!"
Mike sat next to Dave on the bed.
"I got a good feelin about dis."
Mike smiled and kissed Dave gently on the lips. "Are you busy?" He asked quietly, tugging at the waistband of Dave's jeans.
Dave smiled and put his laptop on the floor. "Not anymore."
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Date: 2009-01-02 01:46 pm (UTC)any more coming any time soon?
xxx
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Date: 2009-01-02 05:58 pm (UTC)maybe yeah
i might do afollow up.
just not yet i;m stikl a little bit drunk lmfao
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Date: 2009-01-02 04:54 pm (UTC)This was lovely by the way, glad to see you're no longer a Mave virgin. I would love to see even more Mave fics!
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Date: 2009-01-02 06:00 pm (UTC)i <3 nabollo ;)
i will bewirhging more mave fic=s when i;m a bur more soborrr :P
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Date: 2009-01-02 06:03 pm (UTC)anyway,
Oh yes I've seen the live show. Was the best night EVER!
And I don't know anyone who doesn't like Naboo (and if I did I would kill them)
I think it's propably best to sober up before writing any more! :D
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Date: 2009-01-02 07:38 pm (UTC)the live show is genious! :D!
LOL
I'm sobor now. got a shitting headache.
sat here in massive sunglasses watching nanageddon (as if thats helping anything lol)
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Date: 2009-01-02 09:47 pm (UTC)Genius!
And the bit at the end!
Bless :')
You write them all so perfectly.
Moar soon?
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Date: 2009-01-03 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-04 05:59 pm (UTC)forgive me if i'm wrong, but could this be a Lee Mack reference? ;D
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Date: 2009-01-04 07:17 pm (UTC)hahhaaaaa
mainly for my friend, because i always tell her lee mack is in the boosh radio show, then forget I've told her.
i tell her every week, and every week i get the same reply. "i know! you've told me!"
so yeah. hahahaa
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Date: 2009-01-04 10:40 pm (UTC)that and the chocolate biscuit thing had me giggling