Galaxies Apart. (Request fic: Future Man/Sunflash)

[natawie.livejournal.com]

Title: Glaxies Apart.
Pairing: Sunflash/Future Man
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Fluffy Glam Rock Future love. SPOILERS FOR THE 2008 LIVE SHOW! A bit rubbish.
Summary: Another Galaxy, a burning star, Oh yah.  Love from galaxies apart.
A/N: This is a fic request, made by my lovely, sexy irish Howard Moon, naddypants 
the captain jock to my david twelve-inch, the howard to my vince, the julian to my noel, the captain to my tea-boy, the macabre de coiffure to my bob skeleton, the batman to my joker. the booblay to my sunflash. my soulmate. my booshfriend. my bestfriend. :) love you nadia. xx

 

Future Man watched the silver egg as it opened out with a woosh of smoke and a handful of glitter.
Out stepped a lady-boy, dressed in gold, gold boots, short gold skirt, gold chest armour with a sun embossed on it.
On his shoulderblades he had 2 huge wings, almost touching the floor.

The lady-boy stood with hands on hips.
Future Man spoke up. "Who are you?"
The golden lady-boy looked at him, his head moving quite robotically, he looked in the opposite direction and then back at Future Man. "I am... Sunflaaaaaaash." He introduced, dragging his name out longer than needed. "I am from... Da fooochaaaaaaa."
"We all are." Future Man said simply, nodding as he said it.
Sunflash looked at him, and did not once blink. "Oh rellaaaaay? I beg to diffaaaaaah." 
"I'm from the future. I'm here. I'm in it. I'm the last person on earth.. Well, me and Melinda."
"Melindaaaaaaaaa?"
"My girlfriend."
"Girlfrieeeend?" Sunflash laughed, his laughter was high pitched and childish. He stopped suddenly and his face was again straight.
"Why are you talking like that?"
"It is how everybody talk in da foochaaaa."
"I dont."
"It a mix of chinese and chav... I call it.. Chavese. Your fooocha is bleak and dull. Where is da glitteeeeer?"
"There is no glitter."
"Where are the mirrors?"
"No mirrors."
"Where are the unicorns dat take you arouuund camden tooooown?"
"Camden town? What is Camden town?"
"Camden is my home planeeeeeet."
Future Man was starting to become mesmerised by Sunflash, how he was the only ray of light amongst the rubble and ash. "Where is it?"
"2 galaxies ah-THAT WAAAAY." He shouted unexpectedly, his voice still high, as he pointed North in the sky.
"Really?" Future Man questioned.
"Oh yah." Sunflash looked back at him. "Do not question da chosen one."
"Sunflash?"
"Yaaaaaah?"
"Will you take me to your future?"
Sunflash looked at him. "BOOBALAAAAAAAY!" He called.
Future Man's eyes darted, in  confusion.
"Oh BOOBALAAAAAAAAAY!"
A second figure appeared from the silver egg. A robot. "I am Booblay." He said in a happy-go-lucky metallic robotic voice. "How may I pleasure you?"
Future Man's eyebrows shot up in surprise.
"Boobalay." Sunflash said. "Foocha Man wants to come to our planet. Make room for him on da ship."
"Oh-kay." With a click of metal joints, Booblay dissappeared back into the egg.
Sunflash moved his head robotically to look at Future Man again. "Ah like yooooou."
Future Man swallowed. "Thank you."
Sunflash winked, and with a wave of his hand and an authentic electro synth sound, they were in the ship.

Inside the egg everything was silver and pink and red. Beads hung from the top and the floor was mirrored, the faint sound of Kiss played in the background as strobe lights reflected off glitter balls.
"Nice place." Future Man said. "I used to know a guy, he'd like this."
Sunflash looked at him. "Oh rellaaaaaaaaaay? I'd like to meet him and his vision of Glam Rock leadershiiiiip."
"No, you cant. I'm the last human on earth, remember."
"Oh yaah. You mentioned."
Future Man couldnt help but notice how Sunflash hardly blinked. He was questioning his existance. What was he? Was he human? "Forgive me.. But what exactly are you?"
"I am... Sunflaaaaash."
"Yeah, I got that, but what are you? Are you alien? A robot? What?"
"I am from... Da foooochaaaaa."
"Why've you got wings?"
"All the great leaders have wings."
Booblay shuffled over. "I am sensing some tension, would you like me to cup and/or fondle your balls?"
Future Man shifted akwardly. "No thank you Sir."
Sunflash smiled. "Ah-kaaaaaay."
Booblay put his metallic hand up Sunflash's skirt.
Future Man looked away embarrassed.
Sunflash held out his hand. "It okay if you like to waaatch."
"No I dont thank you."
"Hol' my haaand."
Future Man's eyes skipped past Booblay and went straight ti Sunflash's face. "Why?"
Sunflash nodded.
Future Man took hold of Sunflash's warm hand.
His eyes snapped shut and he heard Sunflash's voice echo in his head. 'Can you take this lipstick and lightplay and carry it miles away?'
Sunflash cocked his head.
'Can you picture this coming from my lips? If I whisper from-'
His voice was heard, but his lips were not moving.
Future Man pulled his hand away. "How did you do that?"
"I am from da fooochaaaaa." Sunflash explained.
Sunflash let out a short high pitched sqeel.
Booblay stood up right. "Orgasm reached." He held out his hand, in it was, what Future Man guessed to be Sunflash's cum. Which was essentially a pile of glitter glue.
Sunflash waved his hand above it and in a cloud of purple smoke the glitter glue transformed into sequns and scattered across the floor.
"All done." He said chidishly, before letting out one of his high pitched laughs, his face straightening moments later once again.
"We have arrived." The voice of the egg said.
Future Man looked around. "We didnt move did we?"
"Yeeeeese. To another Galaxaaaaaaaaaay."
Sunflash stepped out of the ship.
Several figures in hooded cloaks hurried to his feet. "Our master returns!" A few said. "Oh chosen one. What journeys thy must have travelled. Rest thy weary bones oh great one."
Sunflash cocked his head in Future Man's direction. "You may find love here.. But first of all these clothes will not do at aaaaall."
Sunflash waved his hand and with a spark of light and an authentic Electro synth sound, Future Man's potato sack rags were transformed into a silver mini skirt and matching halter top.
Sunflash smiled. "Someones fabulooooouuuuuus."
"This is rediculous." Future Man hissed. "I cant wear this."
The hooded figures gasped as 2 or 3 feathers fell from Sunflash's wings, and Sunflash stumbled backwards though he had been shot.
"Dis is da vision of a glam rock fooochaaa. You will wear dis outfit.. I's a good one."
"You have hurt our leader." One of the hooded figures said, in a throaty voice. "You will die."
"Get off me!" Future Man hissed, breaking free. "Who are you?"
"We dont know what we are."
A second figure piped up. "Are we James Mason?"
"He has not shaved."
"All the best men shave twice a day." They chanted. "All the best men shave twice a day! All the best men shave twice a day!"
"Sileeeeeeence." Sunflash's voice echoed around the room, he slipped his hand in Future Man's. "Come. I'm show you 'round."
A huge metallic door opened, and Future Man was blinded by the light.
"Boobalay. Off." Sunflash said simply.
Booblay cupped his breasts in his hands and switched himself off.
Sunflash lead Future Man out of the huge metallic doors, they slammed shut behind them and the light faded.
Future Man opened his eyes, everything was purple and red. Silver and gold. It was all a bit glam rock.
Future Man didnt much care for glam rock, but it was impressive none the less.
Sunflash looked back at him sadly. "You can't stay long."
"Why not?"
"Sunflaaaaash is not supposed to bring people from one dimention to anotheeeeeeer."
Sunflash ran his finger across Future Man's wrist.
"I must admit." Future Man said. "I'm lost in loveliness. I cant resist distant beauty."
Sunflash pulled back. "What about Melindaaaaaa?"
"She's just a shop mannequin."
Sunflash looked at him. "Can you spare a kiss?"

*

"Goodbye Foochaaaa Maaaan. I will miss you."
Future Man nodded. "From this distance, Sunflash, your beauty burns brightly."
"We will meet agaaaaaain."
"But we live galaxies apart."
Sunflash looked up at him, feathers on his wings slowly fluttering off in the cold wind. "Find me.. If you find a way."
"I'll walk until the sky meets the sea if I have to."
Sunflash blew him a kiss as he stepped back into his egg. 
"Thank you." Future Man called.
He turned around and saw Melinda staring coldly at him. "What?" He asked. We're just good friends.."
She stared.
"I know you wanted me to put that shelf up, I'll do it now."
She stared. 
"Alright, I'll do it after you've watched Countdown!" Future Man picked her up and they walked home, with a strange sense of sunshine in the bleak fog, and a twist of glitter, swirled with the wind.

Comments

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

Oh bless you Vincy poo.
That was fucking epic! :'D
I love you! :D

Marry me again?

I love Sunflash. And You write him perfectly.
Eeep.
*Memz this forever*

xxxxxx

[natawie.livejournal.com]

eeee i love you too howie moo.

:D
yes i will marry you twice ;)

glad you like it!!
love you
xxxxxx

[thecatinthetree.livejournal.com]

I was just about to read this as there was ajoke on argumental about the boosh in the future.
Consequently i snorted cold coffee out of my nose
I should be working :(

[natawie.livejournal.com]

lol is that a good thing?

hahaha

[thecatinthetree.livejournal.com]

Yess

[mr-i-jones.livejournal.com]

I didn't think I'd heard that right to start with. Then I looked at the picture and nearly choked on a minstrel D:

[natawie.livejournal.com]

which picture? hairdryer or future man and sunflash?


note: i acc have dreamt of that shit! LOL ;) dreams with happy endings

[mr-i-jones.livejournal.com]

I was saying about the joke on argumental about future boosh.
The picture was of a black haired woman and an old lady with brown hair looking at her boobs and Phil Jupitus saiiid that it was the mighty boosh in like 20 years time or something.

[thecatinthetree.livejournal.com]

Haha
I just suceeded in making the most incredible noise
Somewhere between a laugh a cough and a snort :)

[jackiethomas73.livejournal.com]

wow, you've really caught how scary Sunflash is!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

i didnt find him scary LOL


cheers though :P

[mr-i-jones.livejournal.com]

yaaay! sunflash!

^_^ i loved this!

[silent-ivy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!! i didnt think it was possible to write down a sunflash voice properly, but this is perfect ;D. genius.

[natawie.livejournal.com]

hehe ^_^
thank you
xx

[el-gardner.livejournal.com]

lmao! You wrote Sunflash perfectly! I could hear him speaking in my head... Love his accent ;)

Also, bonus points for the Blaqk Audio references. I adore them, and Semiotic Love is one of my favourites! <3

X

[natawie.livejournal.com]

i was listening to that song mid writing and i thought it was perfect!
:D


thank you, glad you enjoyed it.
xxx

[spice-merchant.livejournal.com]

Sunflash waved his hand above it and in a cloud of purple smoke the glitter glue transformed into sequns and scattered across the floor.


I LOVE THIS FIC

[w0ndd3rl4nd.livejournal.com]

sorry, but glitter glue cum is genius!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

thanking you!
:)

i have ruined glitter glue for everyone.
LOL
personally i'm more attracted to it, but hey ho.

[shrinktobe.livejournal.com]

Fantastic! Aww this was just like being back in the O2... (almost ;-) )
Thankyou for the flashback :-p