Y is for Yucky and Yummy and You.

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Title: Y is for Yucky and Yummy and You. (25/26)
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing. Sexings
Summary:  "Daddy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry yeah. We just like to party.." - Beautiful Dirty Rich- Lady GaGa.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
sorry the numbers went fucked someplace. haaa

Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince. , W is for Wedding. , XXX is for Porno.

 

"Hey." Tilly smiled looking up at her parents. "How was the honeymoon? No details please."
Dave went and took the bags into the bedroom.
"It was... It was nice." Noel smiled.
"You never left the hotel room did you?"
"Not much, no."
Tilly smiled at him, "Ew."
"You been here alone all 3 weeks?"
"No.. I spent 2 days at Julian's. Spent the rest of that week at Nanny Fieldings. Then Colby stayed over for a week and half."
Noel raised his eyebrows.
"Sit down." Tilly told him.
Noel's brows fell. "Why?"
"Because if you faint, I dont want you to fall and hit your head."
"Why would I faint? What's going on?"
"Just please sit down!"
"No. Tilly. You're scaring me! Fucking stop it! Whats happened?"
"Mum. Please. Calm down you're going all schitzo again."
"Because you're freaking me out! I'm freaking out! What's happened?!"
Dave walked in. "What's happening?"
"I dont know!!" Noel shrieked.
Tilly clenched her fists. "I'm pregnant!" She blurted out.
Silence echoed around silence all around the loft.
Dave's knees buckled and he fell into the chair.
And Noel. He just asked the only question he could muster. "Anyone want a coffee?"

*

"Grandman." Dave said.
"You know what." Noel said. "You can call me Grandma all you want, I really dont care. Its her choice if she wants to get pregnant. If she needs our help, she can have it."
"But she's still just a kid."
"To you maybe. But she isnt. Not really." Noel took his shirt off and knealt on the bed infront of Dave. "She can handle this."
Dave looked up at him. He frowned at the bruises on Noel's shoulders. "What happened?"
Noel smiled and nodded. "That was you."
"Shit Noelio! I'm sorry!!"
"Dont be." Noel linked his fingers in Dave's. "I like it."
 

*

Tilly screamed as loudly as her lungs would allow.
Dave shot out of bed and ran to the bathroom.
Noel followed, he wasnt with it yet, his head was still on the pillow.
Dave opened the door. "What's wrong?!"
Tilly was in tears. "I DONT WANNA HAVE A BABY ON THE TOILET!" She screamed.
"Oh fuck!" Dave walked over to her. "Noel, you wanna ring an ambulance?"
Noel totted off to the phone. "Yeah I'm on it."
"Please dont make it hurt Dad!" Tilly sobbed.
"I'll..." Dave couldnt promise that. "I'll try my best." Dave hooked his hand under her knees and gently lifted her off the toilet.
Tilly screamed in his ear and hit him over the head. "YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT MAKE IT HURT!"
"Can you walk?"
"I DONT FUCKING KNOW DO I?!"
Dave put her on the floor and helped her walk to the door.
"Jesus CHRIST!" Tilly cursed. "It feels like someones opened an umbrella up my arse!"

*

"You okay little man?" Julian asked.
Noel shook his head. "Nuh-uh." He hummed.
Julian sat down. "You wanna talk?"
"I just... I cant believe how fast shes grown up. Shes a mother now.." Noel started crying. "And I'm old."
"Oh." Julian laughed, putting his arms around Noel. "You're not old at all! Wait til you're a Great-Grandma."
Noel looked at him. "Not yet though."
"No. Not yet." Julian wiped tears from Noel's eyes with his thumb.
Colby walked out, twisting his shirt in his fists.
Noel looked up at him in question.
"She did it." Colby explained.
Noel cried again.
"It's a boy. 10 fingers. 10 toes."
"How is he?" Noel sniffed.
"So gross." Colby whispered.
Noel stood up and hugged the potential Son-In-Law. "Thank you."

*

Tilly was barely awake, watching Dave and Noel with the bundle of blankets.
"What are you gonna call him?" Dave asked.
Tilly looked at Colby and they both smiled. "Well.." She said. "We couldnt decide. But we decided that Davey Noel Junior suited him a lot."
Noel started crying again. "God what is wrong with me today!"
Dave kissed Tilly's forehead. "I love you."

*

Noel held Baby Davey upright by his  tiny little wrists. "Are we walking yet?"
Davey lifted his legs like he was marching.
"He doesnt walk." Tilly explained. "He marches."
Davey stopped still, and arched his back to look at Noel.
"Where you going you?" Noel laughed. "Where you off?"
Tilly sighed. "Dad! Where's his dinner?!"
Dave voice came from the kitchen. "It's coming up on the next lift!"
"Shout him." Noel said. "Shout him. Grandaaaaaad! Grandaaaaaad! Wheres me dinner grandaaaaaad?"
Dave came in with a bowl of baby food.
"He's here he's here he's here." Noel said quickly, lifting Davey up and putting him on his knee, while Dave fed the baby.
Noel watched him.
Davey turned around and wiped his face on Noel's shirt.
"Oh yeah wipe it on me!" Noel said.
Tilly laughed.
"Junior." Dave said.
Davey turned around.
Dave was opening and closing his mouth in synch with Davey.
"Dave." Noel smiled. "You're making weird faces."
"No I'm not."

Comments

[thecatinthetree.livejournal.com]

*gushes*
too much cuteness

[naddypants.livejournal.com]

Nawwwwwww.
So cute!
:)
Baby Dava. :P

LOL "It feels like someones opened an umbrella up my arse!"
Bless 'er. Mind you what age is she now?

Oh well, Grandma Noel is lovely.
Does that mean he'll wear that sexy nana dress all the time, ya think? ;)
LoL!

[natawie.livejournal.com]

*squee!*
i hope so!
with the heavy metal make up!
LOL



shes 16 :P

[coffie-buff-1.livejournal.com]

Noo!Yess!Noo! Yes!

That's what i was like reading this :P
Cosss..
I keep seeing Tilly as 15 - 16.
It also took me till she'd had the baby to remember Colby is the nice friend guy xD I thought he was mean for some reason so i was like noo.

I love this story so much =)
Only one part left =(

[coffie-buff-1.livejournal.com]

I just read the comment above my last comment - She IS 16?
Ekkk, im suprised noely wasnt more... you know :P

[xxjulianxx.livejournal.com]

Awwww bless, more babies. Davey Noel Junior sounds just as cute as Tilly was. :D

No there's only one left! :( so sad...

[colabottles.livejournal.com]

Tilly's a mother at 16! Madness! That was completely unexpected. xD

Noel the nana! Crazy! ;)