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booshslashhavenTitle: Z is for Zooniverse. (26/26) LAST PART! :(
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing.
Summary: "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true... niverse." - Bob Fossil.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
sorry the numbers went fucked someplace. haaa
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR READING THIS FAR! Boosh love to you all! :D
Theres a little present for all of you I have converted to Nove at the end of this :) xxx
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince. , W is for Wedding. , XXX is for Porno. , Y is for Yucky and Yummy and You.
Tilly walked into the kitchen with Davey. "What's Nanny doing?"
"Nanny's making sandwiches!" Noel explained, turning in his heel and giving a jam triangle to Davey.
"Ta." Davey said, in a small highpitched voice.
Noel smiled. "Thats alright."
"What you making sandwiches for?" Tilly asked.
"We're going to the zoo."
"Who's we?"
"You, Me, your Dad, Colby, Junior, Nanny Fielding, Voodoo Ray, Uncle Mike."
"We're taking a picnik?" Tilly smiled. "Thats so cute."
"Yeah." Noel smiled and carried on making sandwiches.
"Mum, dont go mad with the sarnies. Theres only 8 of us. And about 30.... thousand sandwiches."
"Yeah maybe I should calm down. Dave's gone to tescos. To get some crisps and... I dunno what hes gone for."
*
"Oh Noel look. Come here." Dave said.
Noel walked over and slipped his hand in Daves.
Dave pointed to the Gorillas.
Noel laughed. "Is that your Mum is it?"
"Thats my mum, yeah."
"She's lovely. I can see where you get your handsome looks from."
Dave pointed to another. "Thats my aunt."
"Oh, shes not as good."
"Wheres Tilly?"
"Oggling le tigre."
Noel and Dave walked over to Mike, laughing at a monkey.
"Look at him." He laughed, pointing to the one in the tree, picking his nose. "He's brilliant. I like him."
Noel smiled down at his brother. "Well you cant have him."
"I want him, hes amazing. Can we write a sitcom for him?"
Noel and Dave laughed.
Tilly walked over with Colby and Noel's parents. "Davey's getting hungry, can we eat?"
The family sat down on The Mighty Boosh picnik blanket and ate, looking around at all the animals.
"What happened to the Zooniverse?" Dave asked.
"Same thing that happened to Richmond."
"What happened?"
"It got scurvy."
Dave smiled broadly.
"You know." Diane said. "We couldn't be any more disfunctional."
Noel nodded in agreement. "We put the Funk in disfunctional."
"Elaborate?" Dave asked.
"Well. Ray and Me used to be on acid all the time. Mike's got short-man syndrome. A 16 year old mother. A gay couple one of which is a transvestite."
"Wouldnt change it for normalcy though." Ray shook his head.
"Oh christ no." Diane agreed.
Mike frowned. "I dont have short man syndrome."
"Mike, you're 5 foot nothing." Diane told him.
"So are you." He retalliated.
"You're a half pint arent you Mike?" Dave teased.
"Awww!" Tilly sympathised. "Leave Naboo alone!"
"Yeah." Mike nodded. "Or I'll do some Shaman Voodoo on you all."
"Shaman Voodoo." Noel lisped, mocking.
Mike went to hit him but decided against it.
"You were gonna werent you?" Noel nodded. "You know I'd trample you like a juggernaut."
"Thats why I didnt do it."
"I love you really Mike."
Dave smiled and looked at the family.
Tilly and Colby playing with their own son, making him laugh. Secretly still in college but coping wonderfully.
Ray and Diane acting like they themselves were still teenagers an proving that love never dies.
Noel and Mike doing what brothers do, Noel secretly fighting a mental illness and Mike, a secret mexican man, planning to bring spats back.
Dave knew they were far from perfect. But he wouldnt change anything for anything.
Dave knew he had the best family in the world.
He had a good feeling about that.
Pairing: Nove.
Disclaimer: Please dont sue me i've got so little to give!
Warnings: Swearing.
Summary: "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true... niverse." - Bob Fossil.
A/N: I'm gonna try and do all the letters of the alphabet. if it goes shit wrong, then sorry. hehe IGNORE AGE! :)
sorry the numbers went fucked someplace. haaa
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR READING THIS FAR! Boosh love to you all! :D
Theres a little present for all of you I have converted to Nove at the end of this :) xxx
Previous Parts: A is for Artist. , B is for Ballroom. , C is for Children. , D is for Dads. , E is for Electro. , F is for Fairy Tale. , G is for Gorilla and Gary Numan. , H is for Her Come Take Me Home Eyes. , I is for Indecent Exposure. , J is for Joy. , K is for K. , L is for Love. , M is for Meetings. , N is for Naughty Noel. , O is for Oh, Could You Shove It Up Your Arse? , P is for Petit Pois. , Q is for Quebec. , R is for Romance. , S is for Sweetness, I Was Only Joking When I Said 'I'd Like To Smash Every Tooth In Your Head'. , T is for Talk Like That. , U is for You. , V is for Vince. , W is for Wedding. , XXX is for Porno. , Y is for Yucky and Yummy and You.
Tilly walked into the kitchen with Davey. "What's Nanny doing?"
"Nanny's making sandwiches!" Noel explained, turning in his heel and giving a jam triangle to Davey.
"Ta." Davey said, in a small highpitched voice.
Noel smiled. "Thats alright."
"What you making sandwiches for?" Tilly asked.
"We're going to the zoo."
"Who's we?"
"You, Me, your Dad, Colby, Junior, Nanny Fielding, Voodoo Ray, Uncle Mike."
"We're taking a picnik?" Tilly smiled. "Thats so cute."
"Yeah." Noel smiled and carried on making sandwiches.
"Mum, dont go mad with the sarnies. Theres only 8 of us. And about 30.... thousand sandwiches."
"Yeah maybe I should calm down. Dave's gone to tescos. To get some crisps and... I dunno what hes gone for."
*
"Oh Noel look. Come here." Dave said.
Noel walked over and slipped his hand in Daves.
Dave pointed to the Gorillas.
Noel laughed. "Is that your Mum is it?"
"Thats my mum, yeah."
"She's lovely. I can see where you get your handsome looks from."
Dave pointed to another. "Thats my aunt."
"Oh, shes not as good."
"Wheres Tilly?"
"Oggling le tigre."
Noel and Dave walked over to Mike, laughing at a monkey.
"Look at him." He laughed, pointing to the one in the tree, picking his nose. "He's brilliant. I like him."
Noel smiled down at his brother. "Well you cant have him."
"I want him, hes amazing. Can we write a sitcom for him?"
Noel and Dave laughed.
Tilly walked over with Colby and Noel's parents. "Davey's getting hungry, can we eat?"
The family sat down on The Mighty Boosh picnik blanket and ate, looking around at all the animals.
"What happened to the Zooniverse?" Dave asked.
"Same thing that happened to Richmond."
"What happened?"
"It got scurvy."
Dave smiled broadly.
"You know." Diane said. "We couldn't be any more disfunctional."
Noel nodded in agreement. "We put the Funk in disfunctional."
"Elaborate?" Dave asked.
"Well. Ray and Me used to be on acid all the time. Mike's got short-man syndrome. A 16 year old mother. A gay couple one of which is a transvestite."
"Wouldnt change it for normalcy though." Ray shook his head.
"Oh christ no." Diane agreed.
Mike frowned. "I dont have short man syndrome."
"Mike, you're 5 foot nothing." Diane told him.
"So are you." He retalliated.
"You're a half pint arent you Mike?" Dave teased.
"Awww!" Tilly sympathised. "Leave Naboo alone!"
"Yeah." Mike nodded. "Or I'll do some Shaman Voodoo on you all."
"Shaman Voodoo." Noel lisped, mocking.
Mike went to hit him but decided against it.
"You were gonna werent you?" Noel nodded. "You know I'd trample you like a juggernaut."
"Thats why I didnt do it."
"I love you really Mike."
Dave smiled and looked at the family.
Tilly and Colby playing with their own son, making him laugh. Secretly still in college but coping wonderfully.
Ray and Diane acting like they themselves were still teenagers an proving that love never dies.
Noel and Mike doing what brothers do, Noel secretly fighting a mental illness and Mike, a secret mexican man, planning to bring spats back.
Dave knew they were far from perfect. But he wouldnt change anything for anything.
Dave knew he had the best family in the world.
He had a good feeling about that.
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Date: 2009-01-18 05:30 pm (UTC)LOL @ That pic. Dave's like "check out this BAMF!" :P
Awwwwks.Bless 'em with their samiches and picnic!
That's adorable!
Awwwww I'm going to miss this fic so much! :(
It was well good!
So, so amazing.
*goes back to the beginning to read all over again* :P
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Date: 2009-01-18 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-18 05:42 pm (UTC)Oh, I have a shirt like the one Noel's wearing in that cool pic.
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Date: 2009-01-18 05:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-18 08:35 pm (UTC)I'm trying to find somewhere to perform my set. I live in a place where it seems there are no comedy clubs, and my family are all hecklers. They say they are helping me get used to being heckled... they heckled me before I wanted to do comedy.
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Date: 2009-01-18 06:00 pm (UTC)"Same thing that happened to Richmond."
"What happened?"
"It got scurvy."
Favouritest thing EVER :D
Im sad its over, but its a happy ending.
secret mexicans and all :)
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Date: 2009-01-18 06:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-18 06:17 pm (UTC)then after that i've got an idea for a Noelian fic, where noel is like..
MEGA!TRANNY!
a.k.a Megatran the Autobot. :)
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Date: 2009-01-18 06:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-18 06:19 pm (UTC)I LOL'd at the Zooniverse getting scurvy. Genius!
Andandand I WANT A TUXEDO SHIRT. That picture is pure gold. love it. :'D
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Date: 2009-01-18 07:10 pm (UTC)Although such a sweet ending =)
Also i noticed you've already started another fic =D
Thank youu!
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Date: 2009-01-18 07:27 pm (UTC)but i do have ideas for another fic yes! :D
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Date: 2009-01-18 08:46 pm (UTC)Such a happy ending though :D Short man syndrome *Snort*
So...would your next fic happen to include the phrase "Sock it to me!" ?
*goes to clean millions of boosh brew mugs used during the course of this fic*
xx
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Date: 2009-01-18 08:47 pm (UTC)haaaaaa.
its gonna have a little bit of.... well actually thats a surprise :P
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Date: 2009-01-18 08:51 pm (UTC)btw the lionel-squeazy advert came on just as i clicked post on my last comment :D
Have you seen Julian's neeeew advert?? It's something to do woth the government and there's an orange arrow in it...
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Date: 2009-01-18 08:52 pm (UTC)but i woke up this morning to find my mum ironing listening to easy on a sunday morning!
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Date: 2009-01-18 09:31 pm (UTC)"Who's Julian Barratt?" They asked.
:O I had to say Howard Moon, which just made me laugh more! :D
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Date: 2009-01-19 06:50 pm (UTC)i spat noodles everywhere!
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Date: 2009-01-19 08:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-19 08:18 pm (UTC)julian in glasses totally turned me wicked gay ;)
i cried when gumball *insert spoiler here cos i dont wanna say incase people want to watch it and havent yet*
bless him!
LOL@ "I cant read that actually, i cant find my glasses."
embody the character!
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Date: 2009-01-20 01:03 pm (UTC)Aw that bit with Gumball! I cried too.
But then at the end when they stole his sexy scarf! AND his glasses!? Oooo how dare they disrespect the Barratt >:( :D
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Date: 2009-01-18 10:58 pm (UTC)I adored this story all the way through, what a lovely ending! and I love the picture :D
Well done for writing such a brilliant fic! xx
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Date: 2009-01-19 02:42 am (UTC)'and Mike, a secret mexican man, planning to bring spats back.' =D =D
geeenius
such a sweet ending too :D. loved the whole thing. and now its nearly 3am and im dying.
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Date: 2009-01-19 04:28 pm (UTC)<3
xXx
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Date: 2009-01-19 06:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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